NYCockExchange: Model? Really? That's, like my dream!!
NYCockExchange: What kind of model?
MrMrHowdy: for areopostale model
NYCockExchange: I can't read your fucking font, goddammit. Use a normal one, and tell me again.
MrMrHowdy: better
MrMrHowdy: im suppose to be looking for our latest model
NYCockExchange: Yes, that's easier to read. Now this sounds like a great opportunity - tell me about it.
MrMrHowdy: i just did
NYCockExchange: That's all the details? *sigh*
MrMrHowdy: But, I have to have 1 naked pic. of you
MrMrHowdy: sorry
NYCockExchange: Well, I don't have a naked pic. I can get arrested for having a naked pic of myself on my computer, being 13 years old.
MrMrHowdy: It's just 1, then you can delete it
NYCockExchange: It's my dream to fuck the shit out of a bunch of modeling agency guys on camera, though.
MrMrHowdy: I'm a Modle
MrMrHowdy: Model*
MrMrHowdy: want a pic.?
MrMrHowdy wants to directly connect. MrMrHowdy is now directly connected.
MrMrHowdy:
MrMrHowdy: oop's i guess I cant
MrMrHowdy: I'm not suppost to
NYCockExchange: Oh well.
NYCockExchange: I knew it was too good to be true.
MrMrHowdy: But, do you still want to cyber?
NYCockExchange: Yeah - even though I'm disappointed.
MrMrHowdy: i know
MrMrHowdy: u start
MrMrHowdy:
MrMrHowdy: come on
NYCockExchange: Okay - I'll start... we're hiking up a mountain in a forest. I am in front of you, and you're watching my tight young ass bounce as I hike.
MrMrHowdy: start
MrMrHowdy: we build camp
MrMrHowdy: and in the middle of the night u sneak into my tent
NYCockExchange: That's a good idea - set up camp before we hike to the top... we'll be too tired from sex and hiking.
NYCockExchange: We're climing the mountain. It's not night yet.
MrMrHowdy: we reach the top
MrMrHowdy: of the moutain
MrMrHowdy: its snowy out so we have to use body heat
NYCockExchange: Body heat? Um... you're not much of an outdoors guy, are you?
MrMrHowdy: no
MrMrHowdy: i'm just a model
MrMrHowdy: i never get out that much
NYCockExchange: Oh, okay. Well, we can't fuck in the snow... we'd better head back to camp, K?
MrMrHowdy: k
NYCockExchange: We're hiking back down to camp, which is about halfway down the mountain.
NYCockExchange: Damn the unexpected snowstorm!!! We didn't get the romantic view, which would have gotten me off!
MrMrHowdy: so lets do it n e way
NYCockExchange: We'll freeze to death - we need to get back to our tent.
MrMrHowdy: ok
MrMrHowdy: baby
NYCockExchange: We're hiking around a switchback, and I notice that a retaining wall is incomplete...
MrMrHowdy: we build igloo
MrMrHowdy: just the right size
NYCockExchange: Right. We build an igloo, near a switchback.
MrMrHowdy: yep
NYCockExchange: As we are building, I notice that the switchback is incomplete; there are a few rocks missing from the retaining wall.
MrMrHowdy: a road??
MrMrHowdy: a switchback is a road
MrMrHowdy: duh
MrMrHowdy: j/j
NYCockExchange: It's a trail. There's a smaller trail near the end of the switchback, and I suspect that a US Forest Service tool cache is there.
MrMrHowdy: we smoke some dope and we see some dump stuff and start toDO IT
MrMrHowdy: lets get in a room
NYCockExchange: We start to do it - I grab some tools while you pissant some rocks over to the incomplete rock retaining wall. This is a safety hazard, and we need to protect our fellow hikers.
MrMrHowdy: fuck the hikers lets do it
MrMrHowdy: its not a story
MrMrHowdy: were here to do it
NYCockExchange: You wanna fuck the hikers? I suppose we could leave the wall as it is... or eliminate some of the high contact and backslope some of the rocks have. Then they'd trip and fall.
MrMrHowdy: ya
MrMrHowdy: thats more like it
MrMrHowdy: then u drop down and we do it
NYCockExchange: I drop down and do it... I take out a rock bar, a pick, and a pulaski... You are done hauling the 300-pound rocks over to the site, and I begin laying them out, using the principles of high contact, breaking all joints, and crushing all gaps with smaller rocks.
MrMrHowdy: then u drop a tool and u bend down...
MrMrHowdy: i rip ur pants off and take mine off and i hump your brains out
NYCockExchange: One of the rocks becomes loose, and I fall 20 feet to the next section of trail. The doublejack I had laid down next to me falls down, too, and hits me in the ribs. I am in pain.
MrMrHowdy: up the ass
NYCockExchange: No, on the ribs. Not up the ass. I am bleeding. I need help.
MrMrHowdy: u suck at this we re suppose to cyber not make up a story
MrMrHowdy: by bleeding u see it and pass out
MrMrHowdy: then i give u CPR
NYCockExchange: We're not making a story, we're constructing a multi-tier rock wall to prevent erosion on a switchback, dammit!!! Don't you know how to get a girl off?
MrMrHowdy: then u wont wake up so i push u off the mountain
MrMrHowdy: end of story
NYCockExchange: I'm dead?
MrMrHowdy: so do u have a pic
MrMrHowdy: yea
MrMrHowdy: no we need to get it on
MrMrHowdy: and FUCK
NYCockExchange: Yeah, you wand a dead pic of me?
MrMrHowdy: up the ass
MrMrHowdy: ya i wand one
NYCockExchange: If you like necro, I guess that's okay. I can type like a dead person.
MrMrHowdy: want mmoron
MrMrHowdy: necro??
NYCockExchange: Moron? What the fuck did you just call me?
MrMrHowdy: moron*
MrMrHowdy: a M-O-R-O-N
MrMrHowdy: moron
NYCockExchange: Holy shit... You probably couldn't even build a step-down drainage pan if your life depended on it. Or a wood waterbar.
NYCockExchange: Don't call me a moron, Mr. "I am scared of deers and rabbits, so I don't go in the woods."
MrMrHowdy: when u wake up i would saw your head right off your fucking shoulders
MrMrHowdy: fucker
MrMrHowdy: up the ass
NYCockExchange: With a crosscut saw, cut-off saw, chainsaw, bow saw, or a hand saw?
MrMrHowdy: cut a piece with every one
MrMrHowdy: damn it
MrMrHowdy: i have a rash on my dick
MrMrHowdy: so leave
NYCockExchange: Right. Have you ever even ran a weed-whacker? How are you supposed to know how to fire up a Stihl 400 cut-off saw? Or change the blades?
MrMrHowdy: type faster
MrMrHowdy: moron
MrMrHowdy: whack her
MrMrHowdy: so lets do it
NYCockExchange: I'll bet you couldn't even tell the difference between an abraisive blade and a diamond-tip blade...
NYCockExchange: And you still have to figure out how to thaw out the 50:1 fuel mixture before you can run the power tools.
NYCockExchange: It IS a snowstorm, remember?
MrMrHowdy: i not a" expert "like some of us
NYCockExchange: Okay. *sigh* Let's fuck.
MrMrHowdy: i have my own power tool
NYCockExchange: Me too.
MrMrHowdy: alright
MrMrHowdy: sorry about that
MrMrHowdy: lets get it on
MrMrHowdy: with out a story
MrMrHowdy: or tools
NYCockExchange: No, it's okay. I guess most guys know nothing about building a multi-tier retaining wall of rock with steps incorporated.
MrMrHowdy: mmkay
NYCockExchange: Yeah... no props. Just me and you.
MrMrHowdy: ya
MrMrHowdy: boobies
MrMrHowdy: send me a pic
MrMrHowdy: of u
NYCockExchange: Are you sure you want to see a pic of me?
MrMrHowdy: ya
NYCockExchange: Should I send you one where I have my hand around my cock, stroking it up and down? Or do you want a picture of me smearing hot, steamy shit all over my body, licking it off of my hands?
MrMrHowdy: first one
NYCockExchange: Okay... You want a cum shot? Where I'm shooting a lot of semen out of my dick? I have a few of those, as well as some others.
NYCockExchange: ..without the cum.
NYCockExchange: It's up to you.
MrMrHowdy: a dick??
NYCockExchange: Yeah, my dick! Ever sucked a 13-year-old girl's dick?
MrMrHowdy: dont think so
MrMrHowdy: girls dont have dicks
MrMrHowdy: or so i thought
NYCockExchange: You wanna suck mine? It's about 8" long, thick, and hairy.
MrMrHowdy: sure
NYCockExchange: Alright!!!! Suck it, man!!
MrMrHowdy: are u a guy??
NYCockExchange: You're right, BTW - girls don't have dicks.
MrMrHowdy: btw??
MrMrHowdy: ur a guy arent u
MrMrHowdy: ??
NYCockExchange: By the way... girls don't have dicks. I do know some that can build step-and-run sections with endcaps and step-down drains, but that's beside the point.
MrMrHowdy: guy?? or not
NYCockExchange: I'm a girl, silly!
MrMrHowdy: send a pic then
NYCockExchange: I'll ask you again... do you want a pic where I have cum dripping off my dick? Or one without the cum?
MrMrHowdy: without
NYCockExchange: Sweet! Let me find a good picture of my majestic, manly, masculine penis so I can send it to you.
NYCockExchange: Then you can tell me how you would take it into your mouth and massage my balls with your tongue.
MrMrHowdy: with my hands
MrMrHowdy: send it
NYCockExchange: No, with your tongue. And you WILL, because you're more gay than you'd like to believe.
MrMrHowdy: FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
MrMrHowdy: r u a guy ?
NYCockExchange: Look, we can go back to constructing trails again. I'll take the lead, if you like... I've been doing it for years with the Forest Service.
NYCockExchange: You won't need to feel bad about your inexperience.
MrMrHowdy: fuck U!! fuck a tree since you're in the woods
MrMrHowdy direct connection is closed.
NYCockExchange: Maybe you could dress up as a tree... that would make me sooo horny.
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