NYCockExchange: What the fuck?
ajbwood9: just so fucking bored
NYCockExchange: And you have to take it out on me by sending 5,000 "Talk" requests?
ajbwood9: i guess so
ajbwood9: y didnt u respond?
ajbwood9: it was only like 4
NYCockExchange: Maybe because I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK??!?! Did that ever occur to you?
ajbwood9: y didnt u just type that, did that ever occur to you?
NYCockExchange: Because I don't feel like taking the TIME to type it out when someone should just be able to get the fucking point that I don't feel like answering. Did that occur to your inbred goat-fucking ass?
NYCockExchange: Fuck. I'm all horny now.
ajbwood9: hahaha
ajbwood9: you are a fistey bitch
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I'm a fisty bitch.
NYCockExchange: I like fisting guys really hard.
ajbwood9: u feel like answering now?
NYCockExchange: Sure.
ajbwood9: i was just so horny and bored, sorry i took it out on you
ajbwood9: u know how it is thogh
NYCockExchange: So am I - horny and bored. ASL?
ajbwood9: 18/m/ca
NYCockExchange: Okay. How do you wanna start out?
ajbwood9: however you like it
NYCockExchange: Okay. I'd like getting fellated, so go down on me first.
ajbwood9: u gonna bang urself as i type?
NYCockExchange: Something like that.
ajbwood9: are you?
NYCockExchange: Well, yeah.
ajbwood9: lemme take out my cock and rub it over your clit, slowly
NYCockExchange: Huh?
ajbwood9: back and forth so u get all juicy
ajbwood9: ?
NYCockExchange: Rub your cock over my cock, not my clit!
ajbwood9: u are a guy?
NYCockExchange: No. I'm a girl.
ajbwood9: so how would i rub it over your cock?
NYCockExchange: Probably in small, gentle circles - that'd get me off.
ajbwood9: u have a penis?
ajbwood9: thats what a cock is
NYCockExchange: Yeah, it's about 8" long and pretty thick compared to other girl's penises.
ajbwood9: why do u have a penis?
NYCockExchange: I dunno. Ask God.
ajbwood9: so u are a guy
NYCockExchange: No, dammit! I'm a girl!
ajbwood9: then u dont have a penis
NYCockExchange: What's that sticking out of my boxers, then?
NYCockExchange: I can barely see it past my big boobs, but there it is!
ajbwood9: i dont want to know
NYCockExchange: Oh, okay. Wanna cyber, still?
ajbwood9: if u tell me that you were joking about ur dick
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I was joking. It's not really poking out of my boxers.
ajbwood9: do u have a dick?
NYCockExchange: No... it's kind of a 8" he-clit.
ajbwood9: well?
ajbwood9: do u have a penis?
NYCockExchange: I don't have a PENIS... It's kind of a 8" man-rod.
ajbwood9: do u have a 8' man rod or are you joking
ajbwood9: please say u are joking
NYCockExchange: It's not an 8' man-rod!
ajbwood9: do u have anything unusuall growing out of ur body that resembles a penis?
NYCockExchange: Well... I dunno... are fingers considered "unusual"?
ajbwood9: anyways
ajbwood9: how u gonna get me off?
NYCockExchange: I'm not sure... It's just a 8 inch manrod, not 8 feet like you wrote.
NYCockExchange: I'll try, though.
ajbwood9: do it.
ajbwood9: ?
ajbwood9: well.....?
NYCockExchange: Okay... I'm mostly naked in front of the computer, playing with my erect nipples & 8" man-clit... I'm very horny.
ajbwood9: ok
NYCockExchange: I'll cyber with you & all, but you have to let me know what holes you like having it in.
ajbwood9: pussy
ajbwood9: do u really have a man clit?
ajbwood9: thats a major turn off
ajbwood9: leave that out of this
NYCockExchange: Well, it's not really a man-clit....
NYCockExchange: It's more of a um... colon-conquering pork sword.
ajbwood9: get me off
NYCockExchange: Anyhow, you like it in your he-pussy?
ajbwood9: tell me how u give head
ajbwood9: ?
NYCockExchange: Well, I usually put my head down between the woman's legs, and play with her a little. I use my hands if there aren't any fun toys around like candles or vibrators.
ajbwood9: how would u give me head?
NYCockExchange: I probably wouldn't until you went down on me first. Or we could 69, that would work.
ajbwood9: just tell me how you would suck me
ajbwood9: and ill show u how its donw
NYCockExchange: Well, I'd probably use the same methods you'd use for sucking me.
NYCockExchange: How do you usually go about sucking a 13-year-old girl's cock?
ajbwood9: hey i gtg
ajbwood9: nice talking to u
ajbwood9: peace
NYCockExchange: Wait, dammit! I want my man-clit sucked!
NYCockExchange: If you stroke the bottom of it, near the base, you don't have to go all the way down.
NYCockExchange: Just to let you know.
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