StepHen0891: so am i a pedophile?
NYCockExchange: I guess. If not, then you're a 13-year old girl, like me!
NYCockExchange: Or an older man.
NYCockExchange: That's all we allow in here.
StepHen0891: hmmm
StepHen0891: who else is in here
NYCockExchange: My friend. She has a pic of us in her info.
StepHen0891: ok ill look at it
NYCockExchange: That's me on the right, in my stlyish GAP sweater.
NYCockExchange: There ya go!
NYCockExchange: You like my pic?
StepHen0891: ya
NYCockExchange: Sweet!
StepHen0891: so why you like older guys?
NYCockExchange: Cause they're more mature in emotions and sex.
StepHen0891: yeah we are
NYCockExchange: That picture was taken with my friend while we were hanging out at the mall earlier this year.
StepHen0891: cool
StepHen0891: so u love cock?
NYCockExchange: It was like soooo cool, because I got that GAP sweater for 30% off!
StepHen0891: wow thats great
NYCockExchange: I was like, "No way!" and I went to show it to her and she was like, "Oh my GOD! That is soooo awesome!"
StepHen0891: hmmm i can imagine
NYCockExchange: Then I found out I didn't have enough money to pay for it, so I asked a guy... yeah, I asked a guy that I didn't even know for like 5 bucks, you know? And he just gave it to me!
StepHen0891: are you serious?
StepHen0891: i wouldnt give five bucks to some girl i didnt even know
NYCockExchange: And I was like, "Hello!!! You don't even know me, but you're giving me money!! Like, you are sooo sweet!" He asked for my phone number, but I gave him a fake one. But then I felt bad.
StepHen0891: haha
StepHen0891: how old was he
NYCockExchange: So anyway, Carol and I bought the sweater, and I put it on and then we decided to get our picture taken, you know? I mean, there was this BOOTH outside, and then we saw that guy there who gave me money!
StepHen0891: yeah then what?
NYCockExchange: I think he was like 24 or something. He probably had a job or something. Well, then, he started trying to hit on me and shit, and I was like, "Yeah, whatever! Just because you give me 5 bucks doesn't mean that you own me!"
NYCockExchange: "It's like I'm supposed to be your little prostitute or something! Like, I am sooo sure!" Then he like started following us around and stuff outside, so we wend back into the mall.
StepHen0891: hmm
NYCockExchange: And then we went into this arcade nearby and told the security guy that the guy was like trying to stalk us and stuff, so he told the guy to buzz of or he'd arrest him, and then the guy left! It was like sooo cool!
StepHen0891: like, wow
NYCockExchange: So then we flirted with the security guy, and then Carol was like, "Wait, I mean, like if he started stalking us, who's gonna yell at him, you know? Because he's got like a badge and stuff!"
StepHen0891: yeah ur right
NYCockExchange: No, SHE was right. I kept talking to him, just like flirting with him, ya know? And then Carol had to pull me away, she was like, "Dammit, if you're not going to suck him off, then he's not worth talking to, Rosie!"
StepHen0891: yeah so what then
NYCockExchange: And I wanted to be like, "Well, whatever!" But she's like my friend and stuff? You know?
StepHen0891: yeah i guess so
NYCockExchange: So Carol wanted to go look for another pair of shoes and I'm like, "Yeah, right! As IF you need any more shoes, you already have like twice as much as I do! I'm sure!" So we went into this shoe shop and found, like, the BEST pair of shoes ever.
StepHen0891: oh my god
NYCockExchange: They had these big heels and stuff, and this cute little black leather strap that went over the toes, like where they join the arch, you know? And they were like sooo to die for!
StepHen0891: do u always talk like this
NYCockExchange: And like, she got me like really jealous and stuff, and then she bought them, and like, I never wanted to talk to her again, because she KNEW I wanted those shoes, you know?
NYCockExchange: Talk like what?
NYCockExchange: Anyway, she gave me the shoes later! And I was like, oh my God! You're like my best friend! And we went and watched Dawson's Creek at Linda's!!
StepHen0891: who are you?
StepHen0891: man im a sick bastard
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