NYCockExchange: HELLO WORLD IM CUTE IM SINGLE AND I'M SITTING AT MY FUCKING COMPUTER...IM SOON TO BE 18 AND IM REALLY FUN TO TALK TO AND A GREAT GUY TO GET TO KNOW AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM ABOUT ANYTHING JUST ASK...IM REALLY GOOD TO TALK TO WHEN YOU FEEL FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD...OK SO IM ME ANYTIME
NYCockExchange: I feel fucked up in the head.
PforrPlay: yeah so..do you have a problem with me
PforrPlay: so say hi
NYCockExchange: I just feel fucked up in the head. I don't have a problem with you.
NYCockExchange: Hi.
PforrPlay: ive tryed to takl to you but youve ignored me
NYCockExchange: It's because I was torturing my neighbor's dog.
PforrPlay: for two days
NYCockExchange: My God. Have you been stalking me for that long?
NYCockExchange: Anyhow, I feel the need to harm defenseless little animals because I can't handle the stress.
PforrPlay: fuck no but i tryed saying hi yesterday
PforrPlay: once or twice
PforrPlay: than today once but i was going to give up till now
PforrPlay: you want to talk about it
NYCockExchange: Dirk, my boyfriend is coming to see me tomorrow. But I heard he's been... "with" a friend of his.
PforrPlay: got ya
PforrPlay: so what problem are you haveing what you should say or do?
NYCockExchange: Funny thing was, Kaen was a friend of mine, too, but I can't trust either of them now.
PforrPlay: so trust me
NYCockExchange: And to top things off, my best friend, TC, hasn't been around lately. I have no one to talk to. My God, I feel like my world is falling apart. Why me?
PforrPlay: cuz life sucks and some time life serves you up a big SHit sandwich and at some time or another we all have to take a big fuckin bit
NYCockExchange: It's not like I've done anything wrong. *sigh* I guess life just deals everyone a bad hand once in a while. But when I think about Dirk and Kaen together... I just.... OOOHHH, it's just so... so... wrong!
PforrPlay:
PforrPlay: no shit ive been there
NYCockExchange: I don't know. I just wish there was someone in this world I could turn to... someone I could count on.
PforrPlay: you can count on me...trust me im sincere
NYCockExchange: Really?
PforrPlay: really
NYCockExchange: For some reason, I think I can trust you. I've barely known you for six minutes, yet I can tell that you're kind, caring, compassionate, intelligent, warm, and romantic.
NYCockExchange: So tell me about yourself.
PforrPlay: im sorry to sound cheesey but no ones ever guessed who i was so well
PforrPlay: thank you
NYCockExchange: You're welcome. You're polite, too.
NYCockExchange: *blush*
NYCockExchange: You got a girlfriend?
PforrPlay: no i just parted from on two weeks ago
NYCockExchange: Oh. I'm sorry.
PforrPlay: no its ok it was mutual
NYCockExchange: Looking for any certain kind of person?
PforrPlay: yeah i am
NYCockExchange: Tell me about your ideal person.
PforrPlay: do you mean girlfriend?
NYCockExchange: Whatever floats your boat.
PforrPlay: well
PforrPlay: well the girl im lookin for is...
NYCockExchange: ?
NYCockExchange: GODDAMMIT YOU TYPE TOO FUCKING SLOW JUST HURRY UP AND SUCK MY COCK AND GET IT ALL OVER WITH! JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST I'M ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP HERE AND YOU'RE ONLY PRESSING, LIKE, 5 KEYS A MINUTE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOUR GODDAMN RETARDED SELF?? HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT YOU'RE A SLOW GODDAMNED IDIOT!!!!!
NYCockExchange: *ahem* Sorry. Just having a bad day.
PforrPlay: has great eyes that we'll make my skin tingle...and really fun...to be around and one who want to have fun and exspecially dance...also she must enjoy sensuality and roman and enjoy sexual acts not just the act itself or at all..and she must not be afraid to speak her mind
NYCockExchange: I enjoy sensuality and roman. I can be your girlfriend.
NYCockExchange: ....
PforrPlay: you promis youll with me and never cheat
NYCockExchange: I promise I'll with you and never cheat.
PforrPlay: promis and ill be true to you forever
PforrPlay: than yes...please be mine
NYCockExchange: Okay. I'm yours. For better of for worse. Right?
PforrPlay: right...acoss the room i(your romeo) wispers"did my heart love till now, for swear its sight, for i never saw true beauty till this night"
NYCockExchange: That makes my heart (and unit) tingle.
PforrPlay: i makes me so very happy to hear that you enjoy the things i say
PforrPlay: thank you deeply
PforrPlay: and kiss you softly
NYCockExchange: I am moved deeply by the fact that you care so much for me, who you just barely met. Obviously, you're willing to overlook my bitterness, high libido (and the blood-engorged member caused by this condition), and my painful past.
PforrPlay: tell me about your past and
your blood-engorged memberNYCockExchange: Well, it all started when I was born. I guess I popped out of my mom, and the doctor says, "It's a boy!" and then they severed the umbillical cord. I guess I was feeding off my mom's breasts for a while, learned to crawl, and... wait. What do you want to know about my past?
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PforrPlay: sorry comp problems
PforrPlay: did you answer my lat im
PforrPlay: last
NYCockExchange: Okay, my past.... Well, it all started when I was born. I guess I popped out of my mom, and the doctor says, "It's a boy!" and then they severed the umbillical cord. I guess I was feeding off my mom's breasts for a while, learned to crawl, and... wait. What do you want to know about my past, exactly?
PforrPlay: i really confused...your info says your a girl and you said your a boy?????????/
NYCockExchange: No, I never said that I'm a boy. The doctor did.
PforrPlay: why
NYCockExchange: Probably because he saw my member, which, after 39 years, has grown much larger, and is currently blood-engorged.
PforrPlay: ok sorry if i was affending
NYCockExchange: No, it's okay. Really. You meant too much for me to really get mad at you.
PforrPlay: i just have one other thing im confused about what do you mean by after 39 years
PforrPlay: ?
PforrPlay: sorry
NYCockExchange: That was a typing error on my part... I meant about 1/3 of that, plus roughly 66.7 percent.
PforrPlay: so you are 13 right
PforrPlay:
PforrPlay: or 14
PforrPlay: hehe
PforrPlay: *smile*
NYCockExchange: Yes! I'm 13, going on 14. Simple math.
Newton or Einstein would be proud of you!PforrPlay: *smile* thanks its good to know ive done them proud
PforrPlay: so getting back to you..you know my princess
PforrPlay: i would love to know your name
PforrPlay: plz cutie
NYCockExchange: Sure. My name's Rosie. Rosie Palmer.
PforrPlay: whats your middle name Rosie
NYCockExchange: Pink. You're not going to make fun of it, are you?
PforrPlay: no thats so cool
NYCockExchange: Really? Wow! What's your name?
PforrPlay: i love it...its official your perfect
PforrPlay: Nathan Pforr
PforrPlay: my last name is pronounced 4
NYCockExchange: Yes, It's Official, alright!
PforrPlay: how are you feeling
NYCockExchange: Maybe that's why you're so good at maths.
PforrPlay: cute...no its b/c im akuyallllie good at math and spelling...hehehe
NYCockExchange: I knew that somehow.
PforrPlay: so how do you feel ..do you feel alittle better
NYCockExchange: I think it was obvious from the get-go....
PforrPlay: i mean are you upset still about your friends..or are you going to let me treat you the way you deserve to be treated
PforrPlay: and you know i mean that
NYCockExchange: I'm not going to take any of the bad treatment any more. I'm going to stand up and be brave and free, like you've taught me to be.
PforrPlay: your so sweet and strong i wish i was there to give you a big hug and a kiss if you would permit it
NYCockExchange: I'm going to express myself, I'm going to be strong and take the world by its horns. I am going to be assertive and tough. I'm going to be what my phallic genitalia dictates.
PforrPlay: and what is that
PforrPlay: rosie?
NYCockExchange: Yes?
PforrPlay: speak to me...i want to talk to you...
NYCockExchange: Sorry. I got horny and started masturbating. Stroking up and down, ya know?
PforrPlay: so is your pussy really wet now
NYCockExchange: Um, yeah. But call it a phallus-tip, okay? That's what I prefer.
PforrPlay: .....
PforrPlay: ok than i want you to cum for me at the tought of me being there to please you myself
PforrPlay: will you
NYCockExchange: Alright, sure. Tell me how you'd lick my phallus-tip.
PforrPlay: first id start with kissing bettween your leg and phallus-tip
PforrPlay: then i would lightly kiss above your phallus-tip till your legs becan to shutter and to pushed my head toward you
NYCockExchange: Mmmm!
PforrPlay: than i would flik your clitorus with my tip of my tounge
PforrPlay: your legs begin to shake
PforrPlay: and you begin to make noise and pulling my hair
PforrPlay: than i would wrap your clit with my lips and suck on it gentally while i began to finger you
PforrPlay: you like that....rosie
NYCockExchange: Clitorus? Clit?
PforrPlay: yeah
NYCockExchange: Um. OH! My blood-engorged member! Right! Gotcha!
PforrPlay: are you gonna cum rosie
PforrPlay:i want to you to cum for me
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I'll cum if I keep stroking myself up and down, with my half-curled hand.
PforrPlay: can i slide my thick long cock inside your sweet phallus-tip
NYCockExchange: Well, it's a really tiny hole. REALLY tiny. I don't know if it could fit inside. That would be quite painful.
PforrPlay:thats ok ill continue with my tongue as long as you promis to come and to tell me when you do ok
NYCockExchange: I'll cum, just wrap your lips around my phallus-tip and move your head up and down.
PforrPlay:i want to lay to down on the beach under the stary night and go down on you
NYCockExchange: I want to lay on my back at a beach on a starry night while you fellate me.
NYCockExchange: Hello?
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