Cum Recepticle: Hello there. My name's Cindy
Scutrputr: hey there, my name's scott
Cum Recepticle: Doesn't my name ring a bell>?
Scutrputr: I don't know. should it?
Cum Recepticle: Yes it should.
Cum Recepticle: Like, you love me, you goddamned whore!
Cum Recepticle: HOW DARE YOU TRY AND PICK UP GIRLS ON THE INTNERNET
Cum Recepticle: I knew I'd catch you
Scutrputr: what?
Cum Recepticle: From your info:
Cum Recepticle: I'll talk to anybody about just about anything! You'll find that I'm a super nice guy who just likes to make friends. IM me sometime! Bye! I love you, Cindy!!!!!!!
I'm a schmoopie!!! yay!!!
Cum Recepticle: DUH
Scutrputr: who is this?
Cum Recepticle: CINDY YOU BASTARD
Scutrputr: Cindy?
Scutrputr: my girlfriend?
Cum Recepticle: NO SHIT SHERLOCK
Cum Recepticle: I've been trying to catch you in the act for a long time now, you ungrateful bastard
Scutrputr: what's my last name?
Cum Recepticle: Hey, I don't need to answer to you, asshole
Cum Recepticle: I KNEW you were doing this shit behind my back, you couldn't fool me
Scutrputr: Cindy, I'm not trying to "pick up" anybody
Cum Recepticle: Oh, MY ASS YOU AREN'T
Cum Recepticle: I suppose you IM people named Cum Recepticle simply for idle conversation, eh?
Scutrputr: ok ok. Fine. I'm sorry. i'm an asshole
Cum Recepticle: Yes you are, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
Scutrputr: I'll never talk to you again. I'm sorry.
Cum Recepticle: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
Cum Recepticle: And I trusted you.
Cum Recepticle: No, please...don't go
Cum Recepticle: I'm sorry, I overreacted.
Scutrputr: Beleive me, Cindy, when I tell you I love you i really, truly mean it
Scutrputr: I've never meant it before
Cum Recepticle: WHAT!?
Cum Recepticle: WHAT THE FUCK
Scutrputr: Before I met you
Cum Recepticle: that's supposed to comfort me or something?
Cum Recepticle: Oh...okay...
Scutrputr: you've got me shaken..I'm sorry
Cum Recepticle: My ass. You're just playing me, I know it
Scutrputr: Cindy, you are the only one I love
Cum Recepticle: Then why are you IMing strangers on the internet? GIRLS even!
Scutrputr: I am so, so sorry
Cum Recepticle: I'm so sure...Scott, it's difficult for me to believe you
Scutrputr: I don't know
Cum Recepticle: I feel so tramatized right now, I don't know what to believe
Cum Recepticle: All I know is what this looks like, that you're picking up girls on the internet
Cum Recepticle: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH!?
Scutrputr: Cindy, I love you. I want to be with you. I don't know what I'm saying
Scutrputr: I'm jus a horny jerk
Cum Recepticle: Well, I knew that...but that doesn't make things any better.
Cum Recepticle: How am I ever to trust you again?
Scutrputr: Cindy, I want you to know that I really do love you
Scutrputr: I'm not just saying that
Cum Recepticle: But how can I know for sure?
Cum Recepticle: I know you've been doing this behind my back since we hooked up, I just know it
Scutrputr: I want to be with you. Why do you think I'm wanting to come all the way up there?
Cum Recepticle: I denied it, but I finally had to see for myself...
Cum Recepticle: But you're not here, now, and that's what hurts
Cum Recepticle: because I don't know...maybe you're seeing someone else...?
Scutrputr: I know. I'm just not used to being in a relationship
Cum Recepticle: But....all those things you've said to me!
Scutrputr: Like I love you? I meant it
Scutrputr: You're the first person I've ever been able to say that to
Cum Recepticle: No, those other sweet words
Cum Recepticle: DON'T YOU REMEMBER!?
Cum Recepticle: You better be able to repeat some of them back to me, or I'm never, ever speaking to your lying ass again
Scutrputr: You're my one and only
Scutrputr: pookie-poo
Cum Recepticle: and? Keep going.
Scutrputr: My Imzadi? my beloved, my soul mate?
Cum Recepticle: Hmm...that's a little better.
Scutrputr: you are my world, Cindy. I'm sorry that I betrayed you. trust me, I never wanted to hurt you. Now that I have I feel terrible
Scutrputr: my heart is racing right now. I know I'm losing the most important thing in my life
Cum Recepticle: I can't trust a single word out of your mouth, Scott...this is all too much to handle
Scutrputr: I know. I'm sorry, Cindy.
Scutrputr: I'm so so so so so sorry
Cum Recepticle: Please say something...anything...to make things all better
Cum Recepticle: Why did you have to do this? WHY!? OH GOD WHY!!?!
Scutrputr: All I can tell you is that I really do love you. I can TALK to other girls but that's just me being horny. I LOVE you. I do honestly believe that you are my soulmate.
Cum Recepticle: Are you saying my words aren't enough for you!? You need other women to fullfill your erogenous desires? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?
Scutrputr: I'm sorry I'm so shallow. You have every right to hate me. You're too good for me. I don't deserve you
Cum Recepticle: You're damn right - I don't need you, and you don't deserve me. I'm sorry it has to end this way, Scott...goodbye
Scutrputr: What can I say? Anything I say, even if it's my heartfelt truth, would sound like a lie
Scutrputr: I'm sorry too, Cindy
Scutrputr: I love you
Cum Recepticle: I...thought I loved you, Scott. It's over. Don't call or talk to me ever, ever again.
Cum Recepticle: I HATE YOU
Scutrputr: Imzadi
Scutrputr: I am sorry
Cum Recepticle: I'm blocking you now...I was serious about not calling me, ever again - I'll get a restraining order put on your ass.
Cum Recepticle: Goodbye, Scott...if only you weren't such a soulless, penis-controlled bastard.
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