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Teaching the Retarded
by: Cum Recepticle
Posted: 10/16/00         Score: 2.6         Votes: 214
If we each do our part to teach grammar and spelling to the pedophiles of the world, perhaps one day we can have homosexual cybersex without having to guess at what they're actually trying to say.
BlkTomS: hi
Cum Recepticle: hello there
BlkTomS: hi
Cum Recepticle: Your name stands for "Black Tom Sambo" right?
BlkTomS: whats up
Cum Recepticle: You're one of those spear-chucking porch monkey jigaboos?
BlkTomS: how did you know
Cum Recepticle: Good guess
BlkTomS: your cool thats right
Cum Recepticle: *nod*
Cum Recepticle: I'm as cool as they come, negro
BlkTomS: your one of those hitler loving but homos
BlkTomS: and im not black dumb ass
BlkTomS: im italian
Cum Recepticle: Ooooh
Cum Recepticle: That'd make you a wop, right? Or am I getting my slang wrong?
Cum Recepticle: I bet you're a plumber!
BlkTomS: what ever that is
BlkTomS: why dont you go shine your boldy
Cum Recepticle: ummm
Cum Recepticle: you don't know what a plumber is?
Cum Recepticle: Jesus H Christ
BlkTomS: like you believe in him
Cum Recepticle: you've got to be the stupidest goddamned pizza-loving idiot I've ever run into
Cum Recepticle: ...and what kind of insult is "go shine your boldy?" That doesn't even make sense.
BlkTomS: why don't you take your skin headness and learn how to spell
Cum Recepticle: that's "skinheadedness" you fucknut
Cum Recepticle: and it's "baldy" not "boldy", unless you want me to make my text more prominent
BlkTomS: i know just spelling like you do
BlkTomS: stuppid ass
Cum Recepticle: That's quite obvious, Einstein.
Cum Recepticle: "stupid"
Cum Recepticle: So far you're getting an A for effort, and a F for ability
BlkTomS: nice vocab
BlkTomS: any more
BlkTomS: poet
Cum Recepticle: Hmm....
Cum Recepticle: Can we move on to grammar? You're even worse at that than you are at spelling.
Cum Recepticle: Let's examine something you said earlier:
Cum Recepticle: i know just spelling like you do
Cum Recepticle: It should have been "I know spelling just like you do"
Cum Recepticle: but even then that's about 2nd-grade level, which is goddamned pathetic.
BlkTomS: hey go blow another baldy milk drinking crack having bald homo
Cum Recepticle: That was pathetic.
BlkTomS: good get a life
Cum Recepticle: First up, I have no idea how "milk drinking" is offensive
Cum Recepticle: secondly, what does "crack having" mean? That I have an ass? Nice.
BlkTomS: if you had enough money you could buy mine but you dont you live in a trailer sorry white trash
Cum Recepticle: I could buy your ass?
Cum Recepticle: Into which I could insert my cock repeatedly?
BlkTomS: sure
BlkTomS: you could
Cum Recepticle: So, you're a gay italian?
Cum Recepticle: Sweet!
BlkTomS: thats nice you must be a homo
Cum Recepticle: No. I'm a cute, innocent little girl.
Cum Recepticle: And you're a cockmaster.
BlkTomS: thats not me i bet i fucked so many more girls than you can count so please
Cum Recepticle: Prostitutes and relatives don't count.
BlkTomS: i bet your mom does
Cum Recepticle: No, my mother is a relative.
Cum Recepticle: God damn you're a moron.
BlkTomS: not of mine ho
BlkTomS: yeah and your trailer trash so we are even
Cum Recepticle: "your" is the possessive of "you", indicating that you're talking about my trailer trash.
Cum Recepticle: I have no trailer trash. If I did, I'm not sure why you'd want to insult it.
BlkTomS: ok thanks
Cum Recepticle: Wanted to make sure you were clear on that - I'd hate you to look like a total idiot on some popular website without at least being made aware of your ineptness in the thinking department, if you know what I mean.
BlkTomS: bye
Cum Recepticle: Later! I hope we can have another fun-filled conversation another night, my serebrally-challenged friend!
BlkTomS: ok baldy
Cum Recepticle: *rubs penis on your forehead*
Cum Recepticle: It's okay to admit that that turned you on - I'll understand.
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Cum Recepticle: ...or not.
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