GoodGuy77: HIHIHI
NYCockExchange: Hi, fucker.
GoodGuy77: who is this
NYCockExchange: It's ME, motherfucker.
GoodGuy77: Who is me
NYCockExchange: Someone who is a lot fucking better than you.
GoodGuy77: UH
GoodGuy77: do you know me
GoodGuy77: hello
GoodGuy77: r u a girl
NYCockExchange: I know enough about you to know that you're a fucking moron that deserves worse than death.
NYCockExchange: Of course I'm a girl, jackass.
GoodGuy77: UH
GoodGuy77: do you know my name
NYCockExchange: Names have nothing to do with someone's intelligence.
GoodGuy77: okay bitch
GoodGuy77: I will give you a fucking that you will never foget in bed
NYCockExchange: Okay, so when I leave bed, I will forget it?
GoodGuy77: UH
NYCockExchange: DAMMIT. Yeah, go run away scared.
GoodGuy77: [please be nice to me
GoodGuy77: I am here
NYCockExchange: Yes, you are there. I am here.
GoodGuy77: Be hav e
GoodGuy77: my dick is hard
NYCockExchange: Really??
GoodGuy77: yes
NYCockExchange: Cool... same here.
NYCockExchange: You jacking off?
GoodGuy77: Uh
GoodGuy77: r u a girl
NYCockExchange: *sigh* DAMMIT.
GoodGuy77: I am not jacking off you do that for me
NYCockExchange: I am a girl, don't piss me off, asshole.
GoodGuy77: Okay
GoodGuy77: my princess
NYCockExchange: DAMMIT.
NYCockExchange: Don't call me princess.
NYCockExchange: Call me Lord Bastard.
NYCockExchange: *sigh* Quit cowering in fear. Let us cyber.
GoodGuy77: LORD
GoodGuy77: cyber okay
GoodGuy77: what is yoru name? Where ar eyou at?
NYCockExchange: My name is Enya. Enya Colon.
NYCockExchange: I live in Utah.
NYCockExchange: I find your silence offensive.
GoodGuy77: Cool
GoodGuy77: pusssy eating
GoodGuy77: I live in cal
GoodGuy77: how old r u
GoodGuy77: what are your sizes
NYCockExchange: I am a 13-year-old girl.
GoodGuy77: WOW shame on you
GoodGuy77: why are you cybering with a 23 year old man
GoodGuy77: you could get me in trouble
GoodGuy77: shame on you
NYCockExchange: No, shame on YOU for not calling me Lord Bastard like I asked you!
GoodGuy77: pussyy
NYCockExchange: Did you just call your Lord Bastard a "pussy"?
GoodGuy77: nope
GoodGuy77: Lord Bastard is a good pussy eating
NYCockExchange: Yes, I am a good pussy-eating Lord.
NYCockExchange: Hey, goddammit... Are we gonna fuck or what?
GoodGuy77: Cool
GoodGuy77: come one over
NYCockExchange: You took too fucking long to answer. This does not please your Lord Bastard.
GoodGuy77: sorry
GoodGuy77: my Internet is slow
NYCockExchange: Sorry, WHO?
GoodGuy77: so give me a break
NYCockExchange: Restate that.
GoodGuy77: What
GoodGuy77: I said my internet is slow? So give me a break
NYCockExchange: Restate that, as in: "Sorry, Lord Bastard. My internet is slow."
GoodGuy77: Sorry
GoodGuy77: Sorry Lord BAstard my internet is slow
GoodGuy77: why are you a bastard
GoodGuy77: r u there?
GoodGuy77: can I call you QUEEN
GoodGuy77:
NYCockExchange: I recognize that your internet is slow, and I will keep that in consideration while sodomizing you.
GoodGuy77: tell me more
NYCockExchange: No. You may NOT call me QUEEN.
GoodGuy77: r u getting me in troub;e
GoodGuy77: Why not
GoodGuy77: I don't like that word bastard
NYCockExchange: Well, deal with it, or I won't sodomize you.
GoodGuy77: PLEASE STOP BEING MEAN TO ME
GoodGuy77: I am a good guy
NYCockExchange: I am not getting you in trouble. Your Lord Bastard doesn't stand for trouble, your Lord Bastard stands for lots and lots of hot sex, and will gladly sodomize you when you stop acting like such a pussy.
GoodGuy77: okay.
GoodGuy77: go a head
NYCockExchange: Go ahead, who? What's my name?
GoodGuy77: Lord BAstard
GoodGuy77: stop that
GoodGuy77: now
GoodGuy77: I am not your slave I am a MAN
GoodGuy77: stop treating like any other man
NYCockExchange: Okay, that's a little better - you shall still refer to me as Lord Bastard, however.
GoodGuy77: NO
GoodGuy77: I am a good guy
GoodGuy77: I have feelings & I don't like what you are doing to me
NYCockExchange: Fine then.... Your Lord Bastard refuses to sodomize you. I'll take my hot sex somewhere else.
GoodGuy77: STOP THAT
GoodGuy77: Lord Bastard I want to eat your pussy dry
NYCockExchange: Thou shalt not yell at thy Lord Bastard. Do you understand?
GoodGuy77: UH
GoodGuy77: I am not yelling at you
GoodGuy77: Lord Bastard I shall not yell at you ever again
NYCockExchange: TYPING LIKE THIS MEANS YOU ARE YELLING.
NYCockExchange: Thank you. Your Lord Bastard recognizes your apology and accepts it.
GoodGuy77: Okay go a head
GoodGuy77: r u all alone?
GoodGuy77: are you hot
GoodGuy77: what r u wearing
GoodGuy77: Lord Bastard what are you wearing? Are u all alone?
NYCockExchange: One question at a time. Lord Bastard does not like being flooded.
NYCockExchange: Flooded with questions, that is.
GoodGuy77: yes
GoodGuy77: stop that
NYCockExchange: Stop what, exactly?
GoodGuy77: stop that
GoodGuy77: you are mean to me
GoodGuy77: good by
GoodGuy77: you bitchhhh
NYCockExchange: Your Lord Bastard wishes to have intercourse with you.
GoodGuy77: okay
NYCockExchange: Provided that you are a handsome and willing recepticle.
NYCockExchange: Do you meet those qualifications?
GoodGuy77: yes I am
GoodGuy77: yes I do
NYCockExchange: Excellent. It would impress your Lord Bastard much if you wrote a short message regarding your Lord's greatness.
GoodGuy77: Tell me now
GoodGuy77: Talkt o me now
GoodGuy77: dirty
GoodGuy77: hello
NYCockExchange: Say, "Lord Bastard, talk dirty to me!"
GoodGuy77: STOP THAT
GoodGuy77: NO I WON"T
GoodGuy77: I treat girls with respect
NYCockExchange: So do I.
GoodGuy77: Good
GoodGuy77: Please dont force me to call you Lord Bastard okay
GoodGuy77: make an accetpion for me okay
NYCockExchange: Now, you want Dirty Talk?
GoodGuy77: YES PLEASE
NYCockExchange: Then say it! And stop YELLING at me!
GoodGuy77: say what
GoodGuy77: Please be nice to me okay?
NYCockExchange: Say: "Lord Bastard, talk dirty to me!"
GoodGuy77: Lord Bastard, talk dirty to me now
NYCockExchange: I shall.
GoodGuy77: oaky be have to me
NYCockExchange: You get me soooo hot, the way you lower yourself to be my recepticle.
NYCockExchange: My loins begin to feel hot. Lo! They tingle at the very thought of violating you!
NYCockExchange: Does this satisfy you?
GoodGuy77: not yet
NYCockExchange: Your Lord Bastard desires that you should remove your clothes to intensify the situation.
GoodGuy77: okay now what
GoodGuy77: why do you call your self Lord Bastard
NYCockExchange: SILENCE!!!!!
NYCockExchange: Have you removed your clothes?
GoodGuy77: nope
NYCockExchange: Then I cannot continue.
GoodGuy77: you suck at this job
GoodGuy77: Okay they are off I promise you that
NYCockExchange: It's not a job.
GoodGuy77: okay
NYCockExchange: It pleases me inwardly that you are frustrated. O! It makes me quite horny.
GoodGuy77: go on
NYCockExchange: The testosterone flows like a raging river through my system as I think about our forbidden love.
GoodGuy77: Now what
GoodGuy77: you suck at this stuff?
NYCockExchange: Your Lord Bastard desires anal intercourse.
GoodGuy77: tell me now
NYCockExchange: Yes... I intend to explore and probe your hot, sexy body.
GoodGuy77: NOW WHAT
NYCockExchange: Your Lord Bastard wants to violate you in the deepest, sexiest way. Ways that no other man can satisfy you in... Our hot lust will last a few frenzied minutes before I plant my seed into you.
GoodGuy77: R u a girl
GoodGuy77: I am a guy
NYCockExchange: I am a girl. You sure you are a guy?
GoodGuy77: yes I am
GoodGuy77: I will plant my seed in side you
NYCockExchange: Dammit, you will NOT unless your Lord Bastard so desires.
GoodGuy77: Why not that is what you said
NYCockExchange: And the chances of that are really really really fucking slim.
GoodGuy77: why do you call yoru self lord bastard
GoodGuy77: you said that
GoodGuy77: they why will we have sex
NYCockExchange: Your Lord Bastard meant, my seeds of love.
GoodGuy77: NOW WHAT
GoodGuy77: can I eat you out
GoodGuy77: do you scuk dick
NYCockExchange: Yes, you may eat your Lord Bastard out.
NYCockExchange: Your Lord Bastard greatly admires such rimjobs.
NYCockExchange: .......
NYCockExchange: Dammit! Are you gonna eat your Lord Bastard's ass out, or what?
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NYCockExchange: I guess not.
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