girishrchandran: how r u today sweetie?
NYCockExchange: I am great.
girishrchandran: r u really sexy ?
NYCockExchange: Yes.
girishrchandran: cool..thats good...
girishrchandran: i am 26 and a male..
NYCockExchange: Good for you.
girishrchandran: like it ?
NYCockExchange: I guess so.
girishrchandran: what all u like with a guy ?
NYCockExchange: *sigh*
girishrchandran: ...?
NYCockExchange: You're retarded.
girishrchandran: retarded?
NYCockExchange: Yes.
girishrchandran: what does that mean?
NYCockExchange: Retarded? That means you're mentally deficient.
girishrchandran: deficient of what ?
NYCockExchange: Any intelligence.
NYCockExchange: You're like 9, right?
girishrchandran: hey....i am a guy...
girishrchandran: and hard....
girishrchandran:
NYCockExchange: Same here, baby.
NYCockExchange: So... you wanna cyber? Is that why you're here?
girishrchandran: i like that....do u ?
NYCockExchange: Oh yeah... cybering with another guy rocks!
girishrchandran: but u r a fem no?
NYCockExchange: Yes, I am a "F.E.M."
girishrchandran: female !
NYCockExchange: ...If the unabbreviated version of that acronym translates to Fairly Endowed Male.
girishrchandran: thats nice to hear ...
girishrchandran: but u r a female..
NYCockExchange: I told you: I am a FEM.
girishrchandran: acronym?
girishrchandran: or real.....?
girishrchandran:
NYCockExchange: No, I'm not an acronym. I am real.
girishrchandran: a real female , no?
girishrchandran: sexy girl....! right ?
NYCockExchange: Yes! ...If you insist.
girishrchandran: ok....
girishrchandran: so u like to cyber ?
NYCockExchange: I sure do. Like I said: cybering with another guy rocks!
NYCockExchange: You agree, don't you?
girishrchandran: r u cybering with another guy ?
NYCockExchange: Not yet. ...If you start talking sexy to me, then I will.
girishrchandran: i dont think that u r a guy.
NYCockExchange: Well, that's good; I'm looking forward to some hot man-hombre action.
girishrchandran: hmnnmnnn....good to hear that...
NYCockExchange: Glad you think so!
Are you horny yet?girishrchandran: i am...what abt u ?
NYCockExchange: I most certainly am... nothing turns me on like having another human of the same sex IM me.
girishrchandran: haha....good joke...
girishrchandran: i told u ..i dont think that u r a male.
NYCockExchange: Well, don't laugh your hard-on away - we'll need to put it to use.
NYCockExchange: ...As soon as I'm done with mine.
girishrchandran: ok..
girishrchandran: wen?
NYCockExchange: How about now? Are you already jacking off?
girishrchandran: hmmnnn...ya....
girishrchandran: what abt u ?
NYCockExchange: Me too... feels good.
girishrchandran: haha...
NYCockExchange: You think that's funny, eh?
NYCockExchange: You think I'm some sort of clown, here to entertain you?
girishrchandran: no not funny...
girishrchandran: no..
NYCockExchange: What do you think, then?
girishrchandran: a cute sexy female for me ! ! !
girishrchandran: am i right?
NYCockExchange: I see it's just as easy to hold on to your delusions as it is for us to hold on to our rigid units.
girishrchandran: hmm..
NYCockExchange: Of course, I am a cute sexy FEM.
girishrchandran: right...
NYCockExchange:
girishrchandran:
NYCockExchange: You know what that means, right?
girishrchandran: wink ...
NYCockExchange: Yes? You know what that means?
girishrchandran: u say..
NYCockExchange: I say FEM = Fairly Endowed Male.
NYCockExchange: Now, you say it!
girishrchandran: i said ...u are not !
NYCockExchange: You're right... that's what you said.
NYCockExchange: But I won't cyber with you unless you repeat after me, okay?
girishrchandran: ??
NYCockExchange: Say: "FEM = Fairly Endowed Male."
girishrchandran: repeat ?
NYCockExchange: Yes, repeat.
girishrchandran: fem=fairly endowed male...
now tell me who is this ?
NYCockExchange: This is a "fem", of course!
girishrchandran: ok...
girishrchandran: i dont think so..
NYCockExchange: Okay, we have a little problem, then.
NYCockExchange: Repeat again:
NYCockExchange: "You are a fem."
girishrchandran: you r a fem...
girishrchandran: ok?
NYCockExchange:
That is okay, I accept.NYCockExchange: Very good, I'm impressed.
girishrchandran:
NYCockExchange: We can cyber now, is this okay?
girishrchandran: atlast..
NYCockExchange: At *long* last!
NYCockExchange: Long, referring to myself, of course.
girishrchandran: ya...
girishrchandran: o..
NYCockExchange: Yeah. You wanna start?
girishrchandran: ok..
girishrchandran: sure.
girishrchandran: come on sexy...
NYCockExchange: Sexy FEM, right?
girishrchandran: ya ...
NYCockExchange: Oooh, you're a quick learner.
girishrchandran: thank you !
NYCockExchange: Anyway, I'm naked. I'm milking my monk. What are you doing?
girishrchandran: and fast to act too !
girishrchandran: watching u !
girishrchandran: ssooo....
NYCockExchange: So you like what you see, as I sit here and toss off?
girishrchandran: and more too....
NYCockExchange: And more? Yeah, that's true - I'm also grabbing my nutsack between sentences.
girishrchandran: then...
NYCockExchange: Then, I'm imagining you going down on me, taking every last inch of me in.
girishrchandran: hmmmmm...
NYCockExchange: You like that? Does it appeal to you?
girishrchandran: ya i do...
NYCockExchange: Great!
Why don't you tell me what you're doing?girishrchandran: i am getting hard....
NYCockExchange: Sounds good.
NYCockExchange: You're kind of slow, though... I was already there.
NYCockExchange: You got hard from me talking about you going down on me, right?
girishrchandran: whats ur sizes ?
girishrchandran: ya,,,....
NYCockExchange: *nods* I thought so. My sizes?
NYCockExchange: 36x30, where my pants are concerned.
girishrchandran: ya
girishrchandran: to b precise...
NYCockExchange: 36 inches, by 30 inches.
girishrchandran: good ...
NYCockExchange: Mmmm. Good. You like that?
girishrchandran: of course...
NYCockExchange: *nods* Of course.
girishrchandran: and even more to touch them...
NYCockExchange: You wanna touch my pants? Go for it!
girishrchandran: u like them ?
NYCockExchange: What, my pants? Sure, I like them.
NYCockExchange: They're loose-cut, so there's a lot of room for growth, if you know what I mean.
girishrchandran: hey ...come on...
NYCockExchange: What? You don't like that?
girishrchandran: r u a shaved 1 ?
NYCockExchange: Look, I'll throw on some tighter-fitting pants instead, if you like that.
NYCockExchange: You like "FEM"s in tight pants?
girishrchandran: ya...
NYCockExchange: Hrm... I should go out to the local thrift store, and buy some tight, polyester disco-style pants. Just for you. I bet that would get you really horny.
girishrchandran: its ok..sweetie...
NYCockExchange: Are you sure? I can hang a mirror ball in the middle of the room, and dance around in my leisure suit, if you like.
girishrchandran: no its ok...whats in a dress? after all we r going to throw them off,no?
NYCockExchange: Eventually, we will. We can sodomize each other on the floor to the tune of "I Will Survive", while colored lights spin all around us.
girishrchandran: great..
NYCockExchange: You think so? Shall we sodomize each other?
girishrchandran: hmmmm....
NYCockExchange: Yes? No? ...I'll go first, if that's okay with you.
girishrchandran: OK!
NYCockExchange: Alright!
NYCockExchange: So we're naked, and on the dance floor. Gloria Gaynor is singing, "Oh no not I! I will survive!" And I'm mounting your bent frame. My sex with you is like a freight train (me) entering a small tunnel (you).
girishrchandran: ok...then?
NYCockExchange: Then, after backing up and re-entering many times, the freight train (me) loses its load in the tunnel (you).
NYCockExchange: The freight was several boxcars full of warm, sticky man-chowder.
NYCockExchange: Whew... that was good. Will you lead us in sex, now?
NYCockExchange: Excuse me. Will you please take your hand off your penis, so you can type to me?
girishrchandran: how did u know that?
girishrchandran: exactly....
NYCockExchange: How did I know that you had your hand on your penis?
NYCockExchange: Is that what you are asking?
girishrchandran: ya...
NYCockExchange: Call it a hunch. I mean, I'm sitting here, typing about our inter-sexual mating, and you find it very sexy. So you are stroking your dick, right?
girishrchandran: ya,,,
NYCockExchange: Will you tell me about it?
girishrchandran: abt ?
girishrchandran: my dick ?
NYCockExchange: Yes, your dick. And your hand.
NYCockExchange: Maybe I can learn a new technique for spankin' it, ya know?
girishrchandran: sit on my lap...
NYCockExchange: Okay, but you have to give me a hand-job.
girishrchandran: like...
NYCockExchange: Well, you've been jacking off, right?
girishrchandran: of course...
NYCockExchange: Right. Well, a hand-job is the same thing, but for another person.
NYCockExchange: So... give me a hand-job now?
girishrchandran: in ur pussy !
NYCockExchange: Dammit, NO!
NYCockExchange: Repeat after me:
NYCockExchange: "You are a FEM."
girishrchandran: you are a female..
NYCockExchange: No, that's something different.
NYCockExchange: ...Unless you mean, "F.E. Male."
girishrchandran: female...
NYCockExchange: Yeah!
girishrchandran: girl....
NYCockExchange: Yes, I'm a GIRL.
NYCockExchange: Repeat after me:
NYCockExchange: "Guy I.R.L."
girishrchandran: irl?
NYCockExchange: Yeah. I.R.L. = "In Real Life."
NYCockExchange: Now, repeat after me:
NYCockExchange: GIRL = "Guy In Real Life."
girishrchandran: U R A GIRL.
NYCockExchange: Exactly!
NYCockExchange: Goddammit, you are *so* right!
girishrchandran: with pussy !
NYCockExchange: Yes, with PUSSY!
NYCockExchange: Pussy = Peter Under Steady Stroking Y, because it feels good!
girishrchandran: haha..
NYCockExchange: Okay - so let's review.
NYCockExchange: I am a F.E.M, right?
girishrchandran: a female with a tight pussy !
NYCockExchange: Err... right. I've got a tight grip on it, if that's what you're referring to.
NYCockExchange: I am a G.I.R.L., right?
girishrchandran: no...a girl.
NYCockExchange: That's what I said.
NYCockExchange: So... let's fuck now.
girishrchandran: my dick in ur pussy or ass ?
NYCockExchange: Hrmm...
NYCockExchange: How about in my mouth? That way, you can suck mine, too.
girishrchandran: ur pussy ?
NYCockExchange: Yes, you can suck my P.U.S.S.Y.
NYCockExchange: Y? Because it feels good!
girishrchandran: ok..
NYCockExchange: Mmmm. Is it okay if I grab your hair, to slide your head all the way up and down my peter?
girishrchandran: peter?
NYCockExchange: Yeah... peter.
NYCockExchange: It's the sex organ for "GIRL"s.
girishrchandran: what is it?
NYCockExchange: It's a C.U.N.T.
girishrchandran: ?
NYCockExchange: You know... "Cock Under Navel Territory".
girishrchandran: no.
NYCockExchange: No?
NYCockExchange: Why not?
girishrchandran: i need a real pussy...
NYCockExchange: I have a R.E.A.L. P.U.S.S.Y.
NYCockExchange: Really Engorged And Long Peter Under Steady Stroking, Y... because it feels good!
NYCockExchange: Want it?
NYCockExchange: Umm... Sexy Chat? Mmmm?
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