Cum Recepticle: hi there
Cum Recepticle: so, are you really a snazzy wolverine?
shnazzywolverine: so u like sex eh?
shnazzywolverine: in bed but in real life no
Cum Recepticle: Umm...you consider yourself to be a "snazzy wolverine" in bed? I bet that really turns on the girls when you bring it up
shnazzywolverine: hey do u have a pic
shnazzywolverine: lol i was just fooling around
Cum Recepticle: Ah, I see...so you were cheating on your wife? That's not very nice, especially for a snazzy wolverine such as yourself
shnazzywolverine: no i am not married
shnazzywolverine: do u have a pic or not?
Cum Recepticle: so you just have a long-term relationship going? I seem to be confused about the whole "fooling around" part
Cum Recepticle: and no I don't
shnazzywolverine: no io was fooling around when i said that i was a shnazzywolverine in bed lol
Cum Recepticle: Yeah, I've got that - you were fooling around with some girl, and told them you were a "snazzy wolverine", potentially the corniest, most pathetic line ever stated in a sexual situation.
shnazzywolverine: yeah ok u got it
Cum Recepticle: Well, that's okay then I guess. Thanks for being honest with me
Cum Recepticle: honesty goes a long way with me - I'm all about telling the truth and not misleading people.
shnazzywolverine: so u really are thirteen and a sex crazy gal eh?
Cum Recepticle: yes, yes I am.
shnazzywolverine: so u are not shall we say formed yet huh
Cum Recepticle: umm...if you're implying that I'm an amorphous blob, then no...I'm fully formed.
shnazzywolverine: wow
Cum Recepticle: Well, actually, I guess I'm not...I only have half an arm.
shnazzywolverine: thats good lol
Cum Recepticle: it was an accident though, not a birth defect
Cum Recepticle: I'm so sorry if I made you not want to be with me...
Cum Recepticle: I always do that, guys can't deal with my arm...
Cum Recepticle: I understand if you don't want to have sexy chat anymore
shnazzywolverine: lol i don't care
Cum Recepticle: really?
shnazzywolverine: yeah we are online why would it matter
Cum Recepticle: I dunno.
Cum Recepticle: I just want you to be honest with me, like I am being with you
shnazzywolverine: yeah that is cool
Cum Recepticle: K, then. You start the sexy chat okay?
shnazzywolverine: well i stink
shnazzywolverine: at starting
shnazzywolverine: go ahead
Cum Recepticle: K
Cum Recepticle: We're in a sauna at a country club
Cum Recepticle: We're both only wearing towels, and no one else is in the room.
Cum Recepticle: "would you rub some oil on my back, please?"
shnazzywolverine: sure i take the oil and take the towle down a little and rubb it on your back
shnazzywolverine: going down further i rubb some at your waist
Cum Recepticle: Thanks a lot...go lower, rub some on the other side, too
shnazzywolverine: i take some oil and rub ur stomach with it and put my hand down by ur pussy and rubbing it genly
shnazzywolverine: i i massage it slowly
Cum Recepticle: I'm not comfortable with your use of the word "pussy" - please refer to it as my "groinage"
shnazzywolverine: ok
shnazzywolverine: so i massage ur groinage
Cum Recepticle: That's better. Your touch is turning me on, and I respond by becoming engorged with blood
shnazzywolverine: i take my other hand and tease ur nipples
Cum Recepticle: They become erect, just like my other genitalia.
Cum Recepticle: I reach behind and grab your penis
shnazzywolverine: i remove my towle and push up closly to you
Cum Recepticle: I turn around to face you
Cum Recepticle: "Do you mind if I play dominant this time?"
shnazzywolverine: please do
Cum Recepticle: I smile and turn you around, pressing my groinage against your tight ass. I reach around and begin stroking your cock.
shnazzywolverine: o yeah....
shnazzywolverine: that feals good
Cum Recepticle: Just as I'm about to slide my member into your colon, the sauna door opens and a staff member walks in.
Cum Recepticle: "What the fuck are you two queers doing!!!"
Cum Recepticle: Embarassed and startled, I pull away and put my robe back on. "Umm...we weren't doing anything, sir...this is a big missunderstanding. I was just adjusting his back."
Cum Recepticle: I look at you pleadingly. "Isn't that right buddy?"
shnazzywolverine: yeah sir that is right
shnazzywolverine: it got messed u p at work
Cum Recepticle: I nod to the man, who scowls and leaves.
Cum Recepticle: Okay...so where were we?
shnazzywolverine: u where being a bad girl
shnazzywolverine:
Cum Recepticle: Oh right..except it was *you* that was going to be the "bad girl"
Cum Recepticle: I press up against you again, my erection coming to full attention once more, and reach around to caress your penis
Cum Recepticle: "I'm glad our office relationship has gone to the next level..."
shnazzywolverine: are you a guy?
Cum Recepticle: As I press my huge man-muscle into your sphincter, I pause momentarily, startled by your question. "What, of course I am!"
shnazzywolverine: o my goodness for some reason i thought u where i girl
shnazzywolverine: that is why i said i touch ur pussy and breasts
Cum Recepticle: Oooh...well, fuck. It doesn't matter man, just go with the flow okay?
Cum Recepticle: I'll let you fuck me in the ass once I get off, I'm all hard and shit...don't leave me hanging
shnazzywolverine: well i think it does so i think i gotta go ok
Cum Recepticle: C'mon! We were getting so intimate!
shnazzywolverine: well dude that is ok we are on a computer
Cum Recepticle: *nod* EXACTLY. Let's continue...
Cum Recepticle: I press my cock into you all the way to my balls, filling your rectum with my lovin'
shnazzywolverine: no cya later man
Cum Recepticle: DAMMIT! Gimme another minute, okay? I'm almost there...
shnazzywolverine: go to a porn site
Cum Recepticle: Please just say something sexy...tell me how tight your asshole is.
shnazzywolverine: it is a mouse hole
shnazzywolverine: happy see ya later ok
Cum Recepticle: Unnnngh...
Cum Recepticle: oh yeah, thanks man. Fucking keyboard is all sticky though...
Cum Recepticle: I'm getting hard again...wanna go at it a second time?
shnazzywolverine: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cum Recepticle: *sighs*
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