Durandal VII: hello?
NYCockExchange: Hi!
Durandal VII: what's goin on?
NYCockExchange: Not much... just lookin' for some great cock.
Durandal VII: out of curiosity.. have you had real sex yet?
NYCockExchange: Sure thing!
NYCockExchange: ...Just with chicks, though.
Durandal VII: sounds like fun
NYCockExchange: Fuck yeah, it is... I give it to 'em like no other man has.
Durandal VII: heh.... my kinda woman
NYCockExchange: Well, heh... if you say so!
Durandal VII: have you ever given head before?
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I've got a black belt in muff diving.
Durandal VII: I mean sucked cock
NYCockExchange: Oh, sucked cock? Well... no. I hope that you'll be able to provide a good example of cocksucking, though....!
Durandal VII: perhaps
NYCockExchange: Mmm... what do I need to do to get a good example out of you?
Durandal VII: hmmm.... haven't been asked that in a while
NYCockExchange: How did it turn out, last time?
Durandal VII: what do you mean by "it"?
NYCockExchange: (This is your opportunity for you to give me a little of your cyber history!)
Durandal VII: lol
Durandal VII: she came
Durandal VII: is that enough of a resume boss?
NYCockExchange: Sweet... I've done that for chicks, too. Made 'em cum, you know?
Durandal VII: mmhmm
Durandal VII: what do you like someone to do to you the most?
NYCockExchange: I like when people go down on me.
Durandal VII: me too baby
Durandal VII: I want a bj so bad I can almost taste it
NYCockExchange: I want to help you taste it! That is, if that's fine with you.
NYCockExchange: I know exactly how you feel, BTW.
Durandal VII: good.. at least someone does
Durandal VII: and its more than fine
Durandal VII: would you mind telling me a little of what you look like?
Durandal VII: I'm curious
NYCockExchange: Okay, here's my pic.
NYCockExchange wants to directly connect.Durandal VII is now directly connected.
Durandal VII: good
NYCockExchange:That's me on the left.
Durandal VII: mmm... damn
NYCockExchange:
You like? Right
on.Durandal VII: hell yeah
NYCockExchange: I hope it makes you good and hard, cause it's no fun giving a reacharound to a guy with a limp cock.
Durandal VII: oh... its very hard... trust me
Durandal VII: you're just what my sex therapist ordered
NYCockExchange: Really? That's interesting... most sex therapists wouldn't recommend intergender relations.
Durandal VII: hah... you probably know more than me about the subject...
Durandal VII: but why is that?
NYCockExchange: *shrugs* Most sex therapists aren't really into the alternate lifestyle thing.
NYCockExchange: I've never been to a sex therapist, though.
Durandal VII: alternate lifestyle? like gay and lesbian?
NYCockExchange: *nods* Like I said, I've never been to one, so I can't confirm that.
Durandal VII: all I know is... you can suck me off any day
NYCockExchange: Yeah, same here. That's all I really want right now.
Durandal VII: I'm willing to give... if you are willing to do the same?
NYCockExchange: Sure thing. I'm kind of new to this though, to be honest.
Durandal VII: but... if you don't mind answering.... what is your cup size? I'm curious
Durandal VII: that's alright
NYCockExchange: I don't wear bras.
Durandal VII: mmm I like that too
Durandal VII: how big do you think they are?
NYCockExchange: About as big as they are in the pic.
NYCockExchange: DAMMIT... computer's fucking up.
Durandal VII: will it hold out?
Durandal VII: so all fixed?
NYCockExchange: Yeah, everything's fine now... Where were we?
Durandal VII: hmm.. u were saying something about a reacharound is no fun with a guy who has a limp cock.... but that was a few minutes ago
NYCockExchange: Oh, right. You want a reacharound? I'll give you one.
NYCockExchange: It's common courtesy, I guess.
Durandal VII: that sounds good
NYCockExchange: Alright - you like being lubed up first, or do you like it rough?
Durandal VII: never had it lubed before....
Durandal VII: hmm
Durandal VII: you've given more of these than I have.... what do guys like?
NYCockExchange: Guys usually like to be lubed up before I come in. If not, it's hard for 'em to sit for a few days.
Durandal VII: well.. I'm doin it rough at the moment.... so that's fine with me...
Durandal VII: and damn you sound like so much fun in person
NYCockExchange: It's fine with me, too... After all, I won't be dealing with the "ring of fire"... Just a sore wrist at best!
Durandal VII:
NYCockExchange: You like that?
Durandal VII: like the idea of you givin me a reacharound?
Durandal VII: hell yeah
Durandal VII: what's not to like?
NYCockExchange: Well, for most guys - and myself - there's this certain "pride" thing where they don't like to view themselves as a recepticle. *shrugs*
Durandal VII: hang on.. define what you call a reacharound
NYCockExchange: Well, it's usually where I take a guy from behind, and jack him off at the same time.
Durandal VII: hang on... is this a girl or a guy i'm talkin to?
NYCockExchange: *sigh* What do *you* think?
Durandal VII: well... "take" is usually what a guy does from behind... how does a girl do it?
NYCockExchange: You know? I'm not sure how a girl does it. *shrugs*
Durandal VII: sorry... got disconnected... did you get my last question?
NYCockExchange: Yeah - I told you that I'm not sure how a girl does it. It'd be fun in theory, though.
Durandal VII: are you a guy?
Durandal VII: cuz I'm confused
NYCockExchange: Sorry. It hasn't been my goal to confuse you.
Durandal VII: then what are you? a guy or a girl?
NYCockExchange: If you had the *slightest* idea of how much that question offended me, you'd feel goddamned lucky that I'm still chatting with you.
Durandal VII: I'm sorry... but there's a few things that you've said that were questionable... I really am sorry
Durandal VII: I'm not talkin the same language on some of your terms....
Durandal VII: ring of fire?
NYCockExchange: It's okay. I guess I just assumed that we were on the same wavelength here, you know?
Durandal VII: what is that?
Durandal VII: yeah... and I apologize again
NYCockExchange: *nods* Thank you for your apology.
NYCockExchange: It's like the Johnny Cash song.
Durandal VII: yeah... I like johnny... but I thought u were referring to a body part or somethin
NYCockExchange: Oh, no - it's more of a feeling.
Durandal VII: from intercourse?
NYCockExchange: Yeah. From un-lubed intercourse, especially.
Durandal VII: ooh ok now I understand... geez do I feel cheap
Durandal VII: sorry....
NYCockExchange: Cheap? How so?
Durandal VII: cuz I asked you that offensive question...
Durandal VII: I feel stupid
NYCockExchange: It's alright... Hell, I'll give you a chance to make up for it.
Durandal VII: do my best not to let u down
NYCockExchange: Okay!
That kind of determination
is a *big* turn-on to me.Durandal VII:
Durandal VII: I'm eager to know about this reacharound though.... cuz I've never had one..
NYCockExchange: To be honest, I've never given one... and I haven't *been* given one, either.
Durandal VII: that would be so much fun
NYCockExchange: I think it would... Just the thought of it gets quite a rise out of me.
Durandal VII: oh yes
Durandal VII: if you give me one... I'll give you a muff dive.... fair?
NYCockExchange: There's an offer I can't refuse.
Durandal VII:
NYCockExchange: Except... umm... "fellate" is a more appropiate term than "muff dive".
Durandal VII: heh.. you've studied I see
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I have... although I wouldn't say I'm a fellatio expert. Would you say that you are?
Durandal VII: well.... no because i've never given a real one.... but I do a pretty convincing one on here
NYCockExchange: Whoa - you've never fellated anyone?
Durandal VII: no.... not that I haven't wanted to
Durandal VII: but I know how it would go
NYCockExchange: So, you're just going to be running on imagination, here? I guess we're even... I've never given a guy a reacharound, and you've never performed fellatio.
Durandal VII: I didn't know you were such a connoseur
NYCockExchange: *blush* Well... heh. I don't deserve such a title. I'm just like anyone else is, of my age and sex, I'm sure.
Durandal VII: if you're concerned about it... i've never had sex of any kind except masturbation.... but I know a lot about it... so I think I can pass your requirements
NYCockExchange: So you've mostly done a lot of cock-stroking?
Durandal VII: couldn't have said it better myself
NYCockExchange: Sweet... maybe you should give me the reacharound, then. Then, maybe we won't need to fake anything!
Durandal VII: see... now that was a questionable sentence
Durandal VII: do you see what I mean?
NYCockExchange: Which one? I wrote two sentences.
NYCockExchange: Does the part about "faking it" bother you?
Durandal VII: no not that..
NYCockExchange: Really, I don't mean to make light of your inexperience.
Durandal VII: its not that either
Durandal VII: but if I gave you a reacharound... and you don't have a cock... then I would be faking it... but you said if I did that then we wouldn't have to fake anything....
Durandal VII: do you understand how that could be misinterpreted?
NYCockExchange: Yeah... now that you mention it, I do see several ways that my sentence could be misunderstood. Sorry.
Durandal VII: its ok.... but there are too many weirdos out there... ya know?
Durandal VII: and I really don't like transvestites
NYCockExchange: *nods* There sure are... you gotta watch out for people. There are definitely some fucked-up minds on the internet.
Durandal VII: so... how would you give me a reacharound my dear?
NYCockExchange: Well, shit - I forget... Did you wanna get lubed up first, or not?
Durandal VII: nah just go rough
NYCockExchange:
Are you sure? Durandal VII: that's what I'm used to
Durandal VII: but before you do.... let me sign off and back on before my internet service kicks me
NYCockExchange: Okay - sure thing.
Durandal VII: don't go anywhere PLEASE!!
NYCockExchange: Okay!
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Durandal VII: alright... I am your captive
NYCockExchange: That sounded so submissive, I *really* got a rise out of that.
Durandal VII: heh... I love dominant women
Durandal VII: they turn me on too
NYCockExchange: *nods* Ditto.
NYCockExchange: So... okay, we're starting now. Un-lubed, right?
Durandal VII: right
NYCockExchange: Okay. I start off by unbuttoning your pants, and I pull them to your knees. (...Are you wearing boxers, or briefs?)
Durandal VII: I wear both.... but right now briefs
NYCockExchange: Not for long!
Durandal VII: mmmm sounds good to me
NYCockExchange: Yeah, me too. I pull your boxers to your knees. Then I walk behind you. You feel my arm slide around your waist, and my hand meets your cock.
Durandal VII: you'll get no resistance from me
NYCockExchange: Great, I'm struggling enough as it is: At about the same time, you feel my hardened, thick manhood pressing against your rectum. It is like galvanized steel, and I groan as I try to push into your un-lubed he-pussy.
Durandal VII: ok.... you're a sick bastard
Durandal VII: thank you for wasting my time
NYCockExchange: What? Did you cum already?
NYCockExchange: I wasn't even done yet... stick around for just a bit more.
Durandal VII: ok this might be amusing
Durandal VII: I admire what you're doin though.... have to hand it to ya
NYCockExchange: Just type in painful-sounding noises, so I can jack off to them.
Durandal VII: it gets straight men like me to not pick on young girls anymore.... that's for damn sure
NYCockExchange: Stuff like, "GOD, NOT SO FUCKING... HARD.... OH YEAH...... WELL, NO....!!!"
NYCockExchange: What? This isn't about any fucking morals or anything... I just want to get off....
NYCockExchange: Come on, man... I'm so close....
Durandal VII: so you try to trick straight men into getting you off?
Durandal VII: oh are you? you're so close...
Durandal VII: maybe your dick'll get run over by a train or something... do the world a favor
NYCockExchange: I was hoping you'd get so horny, that you wouldn't care. DON'T fucking leave yet!!
Durandal VII: better yet.... why don't you put a lit firecracker between your legs and wait a while?
Durandal VII: oh I have no intentions of it...
NYCockExchange: mmmmmm......
Durandal VII: and I am so disgusted by what just occurred that I am at a loss for words for once in my life
Durandal VII: how old are you really?
Durandal VII: and be honest this time....
NYCockExchange: No... come on, man... stay with me here... I'm about to fuckin' shoot off....
Durandal VII: don't mind me
NYCockExchange: We'll get friendly afterwards, okay?
Durandal VII: jizz all over your monitor... but just don't expect me to clean it off
Durandal VII: so are you goin in for cunt surgery pretty soon?
Durandal VII: that's probably your excuse
NYCockExchange: aaaaaaahhhhhh.....
NYCockExchange: *cums*
NYCockExchange: Holy fucking shit... Now I'm at a loss for words.
NYCockExchange: I mean, I feel kinda bad for turning my back on you, but... Jesus H. Christ, that was one *HELL* of an orgasm.
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Durandal VII: you didn't think I was leaving you did you?
Durandal VII: no no... you deserve so much more
NYCockExchange: Look - I mean, I feel kinda bad for turning my back on you, but... Jesus H. Christ, that was one *HELL* of an orgasm.
NYCockExchange: I don't think I'm a bad person.
Durandal VII: that's nice that you think that.... however.. ask me if I care
Durandal VII: you are so fuckin lucky that i don't have one of my hacker buddies track your ass right now
Durandal VII: but you just taught me a lesson... even if u didn't mean to
NYCockExchange: But I think you *do* care.... At least a little.
Durandal VII: so in some twisted ass way I'm grateful
NYCockExchange: It was pretty intense for me, and I'm sure you feel the same way.
Durandal VII: uh huh... yeah I care... but not for you
NYCockExchange: Are you sure?
Durandal VII: your estrogen levels must be skyrocketing right about now
Durandal VII: makin those nipples perky?3
Durandal VII: I hope so
NYCockExchange: Well, just in case you aren't sure, I'm done smoking, and I'm ready to get off again.
Durandal VII: lol... oh boy... look out everyone.... he's at it again
Durandal VII: or she???
Durandal VII: hmmmm
NYCockExchange: I took a picture of my cum all over the keyboard, by the way. I'd like to send it to you, so you know just what you've done for me. As another man, you would *know* how bad you got me off.
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Durandal VII: please do my friend
NYCockExchange: Okay, lemme d/l it.
Durandal VII: i'm waiting
Durandal VII: show me you sick fuck.... cmon
Durandal VII: hurry up molasses ass
Durandal VII: I'm tired of waiting dipshit
Durandal VII: eh... you're not worth my time anymore
Durandal VII direct connection is closed.
NYCockExchange: Oh? ...But *you* were worth *my* time!
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