NYCockExchange: Hey read/my/info
rosedick34: 18/m/fl
NYCockExchange: Yes! And *my* a/s/l is...?
rosedick34: 13/f/ut
NYCockExchange: Excellent! Proceed.
rosedick34: proceed?
NYCockExchange: Yeah... you know, go on, give me tha fo' one one, tell me what's up, what's happenin', what's shakin', yo wut it be like cuzz, let's cyber fuck babe, mmmm, etc.
rosedick34: how do u want to start
NYCockExchange: Right on time. You?
NYCockExchange: (I don't like being tardy.)
rosedick34: how would u like to start
NYCockExchange: In a timely fashion, as I've indicated. Would you like for me to explain this to you?
rosedick34: im not too sure what a timely fashion means
NYCockExchange: Okay. Would you like for me to explain that for you?
rosedick34: sure
NYCockExchange: Okay. Well, "in a timely fashion" is a phrase that is equivalent to saying, "during a time that is most advantageous." Roughly.
rosedick34: whens the most advantageous time for u
NYCockExchange: As they say: There's no time like the present!
rosedick34: than start whenever ud like
NYCockExchange: May I?
rosedick34: sure
NYCockExchange: Thanks! Right now, I am all hot and horny... I was cybering with another guy but he had to leave suddenly.
rosedick34: oh alright
NYCockExchange: We were engaged in a *really* sexy roleplay, where we were both superheroes, saving the world.
NYCockExchange: I want you to help me pick up where we left off.
NYCockExchange:
rosedick34: ok whered u leave off than
NYCockExchange: We were both on the moon, infiltrating the base of our nemesis Zorgaan... He has stolen our sexuality during his quest for world domination, and now it's up to us.
NYCockExchange: We must save mankind and regain our sexual prowess.
rosedick34: um ok
NYCockExchange: I had your back while you were running through the corridors with your laser gun.
rosedick34: oook
NYCockExchange: So... go ahead. You're fighting Zorgaan's minions.
rosedick34: alright i start fighting his minions
NYCockExchange: His aliens look like krakens! The have multiple tentacles, by which they can walk, punch, kick you in the balls, and choke you at the same time.
NYCockExchange: press (B) to start shooting
rosedick34: press b?
NYCockExchange: yes. press (B) to start shooting
rosedick34: this is a little confusing
NYCockExchange: press (A) for help. press (B) to go into shooting mode. press (C) to exit.
rosedick34: what is this
rosedick34: when does this like end
NYCockExchange: this is the automated aim-roleplay generator. your sex chat partner seems to have become too busy masturbating to type, so she has activated the auto-sexy chat generator.
rosedick34: what?
NYCockExchange: press (A) for help. press (B) to go into shooting mode. press (C) to exit.
rosedick34: whats going on?
NYCockExchange: operator has returned. press any key to continue chatting.
rosedick34: ?
NYCockExchange: Hey... sorry about that. I got carried away.
rosedick34: ok
NYCockExchange: I was masturbating too much, so I turned on the automatic sex chat.
rosedick34: oh ok
NYCockExchange: Okay?
rosedick34: yea
NYCockExchange: So... umm... where were we, babes?
rosedick34: im not too sure
NYCockExchange: Well, I guess that doesn't matter... just tell me about that big, manly cock of yours!!
rosedick34: y dont u find out for urself
NYCockExchange: Sure... do you have a pic?
rosedick34: nope
NYCockExchange: Oh. Well.... tell me about that big, manly cock of yours!!
rosedick34: tell me how ud make it get bigger
NYCockExchange: Well, I'd probably play with it for a while, then open my mouth, lower my head to...
rosedick34: ooh that sounds nice
NYCockExchange: Oh shit! I just remembered where we left off! You were in fierce battle with our foe, Zorgaan! His aliens look like krakens! The have multiple tentacles, by which they can walk, punch, kick you in the balls, and choke you at the same time.
rosedick34: ok
NYCockExchange: (Don't forget, you're armed with a laser, okay?
)rosedick34: um yea
NYCockExchange: Shoot them down!!
rosedick34: ok i am
NYCockExchange: Tell me about it? That's what I need to get off - a studly hunk of superhero!!
rosedick34: im shooting them with my laser
NYCockExchange: The minions of Zorgaan are falling dead throughout the room! Their bodies fall to the floor and wiggle violently in their final moments of life!
rosedick34: yea
NYCockExchange: Oh, god! You are such a manly superhero! I am very close to cumming!! Mmmm!!
rosedick34: u cuold use my laser if ud like
NYCockExchange: May I? Please tell me about your laser!
rosedick34: its long big thick and likes to be used
NYCockExchange: Mmmm... that sounds big, meaty, and tasty!!
NYCockExchange: press (A) for help. press (B) to give laser to girl. press (C) to exit.
rosedick34: um b
NYCockExchange: you hand the girl the laser. she holds it in her hands, looking it over carefully.
suddenly, a secret door opens, and zorgaan emerges with an evil glare!
rosedick34: umm oook
NYCockExchange: zorgaan - hp 4000/4000 : mp 633/633 : special (moon laser shot)
NYCockExchange: press (A) for help. press (B) to enter battle phase. press (C) to exit.
rosedick34: what is this
rosedick34: umm this is pretty gay, y is this going on
NYCockExchange: this is the automated aim-roleplay generator. your sex chat partner seems to have become too busy masturbating to type, so she has activated the auto-sexy chat generator.
rosedick34: whats wiht the zorgan shit
rosedick34: riiiiiight
NYCockExchange: operator has returned. press any key to continue chatting.
rosedick34: activated auto sexy chat generator
rosedick34: ok
NYCockExchange: Hello?
rosedick34: yea
NYCockExchange: Sorry... I got carried away, rubbing myself. I hope I wasn't doing it without you!!
rosedick34: whats all the zorgan shit
rosedick34: thats pretty gay
NYCockExchange: Zorgan shit?? I'm sorry about that... I had the auto sexy-chat generator on the "RPG" mode.
rosedick34: ummm right ok
NYCockExchange: When I saw what I had done wrong, I had to stop playing with myself because I was concerned for you!! I'm back! *Please forgive me!!!*
rosedick34: ook
NYCockExchange: Really?
rosedick34: ok
NYCockExchange: Wow. You are so sweet! ...And I am soooo horny!! Please o please tell me about your cock?
rosedick34: tell me what ud do with it
NYCockExchange: I'd probably stroke you off, feeling it tingle in my grasp. After a while, I couldn't take any more... I'd have to take my mouth, and...
rosedick34: yes?
NYCockExchange: I'd look you right in the eyes...
rosedick34: ok?
rosedick34: ?
NYCockExchange: and I'd probably give you a big, slobby blowjob, drooling all over as my moustache drags up and down your rock-hard penis, and my beard stubble scrapes your chin.
rosedick34: oh right
NYCockExchange: Er... scrapes your nuts... sorry.
rosedick34: ur pretty messed up
NYCockExchange: Huh? Why do you say that?
rosedick34: ur talking about sucking my dick with a beard
rosedick34: ur fucked up
NYCockExchange: Okay - I'm sorry. I'm shaven, does that make you feel better?
rosedick34: no ur still fucked up
NYCockExchange: I even use a sexy-scented aftershave.
rosedick34: u and ur zorgan roleplay and u want to cyber
rosedick34: ur fucked up
NYCockExchange: I'm *what* up??
rosedick34: just masturbate to porn or something y do u masturbate to ur hardrive
rosedick34: ur fucked up, can u read
NYCockExchange: OH GOD... YES!!! Say "fuck" again!!! I'm gonna cum!!!
rosedick34: whats wrong with u
NYCockExchange: *masturbating harder and faster* Say "FUCK!!"
rosedick34: is all u do is masturbate
rosedick34: u really need help
NYCockExchange: zorgaan - hp 4000/4000 : mp 633/633 : special (moon laser shot)
press (A) for help. press (B) to enter battle phase. press (C) to exit.
rosedick34: u have some problems
rosedick34: some really big problems
NYCockExchange: this is the automated aim-roleplay generator. no problems (or big problems) have been found. your sex chat partner seems to have become too busy masturbating to type, so she has activated the auto-sexy chat generator.
NYCockExchange: operator has returned. press any key to continue chatting.
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NYCockExchange: I just came. Are you still there??
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NYCockExchange: Motherfucker. Now I'll never get my sexuality back.
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