NYCockExchange: Hi SBrick. What's on your agenda this evening?
SBrick89: not much... a/s/l?
NYCockExchange: read/my/info
SBrick89: I did, but you don't sound 13
SBrick89: and if you're going for older guys that's one thing, but I would think that 13 yrs old ain't going for like 35
NYCockExchange: Oh. Why, are you like 35?
SBrick89: no
SBrick89: i'm 19
NYCockExchange: Oh. That's a bit of a disappointment, I must admit.
SBrick89: but not even 20 yr old's ask about agenda's
SBrick89: and by 20 I mean 20-29 range
NYCockExchange: Okay, you want me to act like a 13-year old girl? Fuck, I try to be intelligent and stimulating, but you're having a shit-fit.
SBrick89: no, I'm not saying that
SBrick89: I'm just saying that you should prob find some middle ground
NYCockExchange: Yes, you fucking *are*. I'm trying to be a "cool" person for you to talk to, but you want me to act like some little Backstreet Boys-loving bimbo.
SBrick89: hell no
NYCockExchange: Then what the hell do you want from me? You want me to change the person that I am to conform to your expectations?
NYCockExchange: .....Yeah, you think about that for a while.
SBrick89: more than anything, I'm suggesting you relax. that's my new advice. relax, calm down
NYCockExchange: And just when did I solicit you for advice? I'm trying to be calm - trust me - but your self-righteous, arrogant attitude is *really* offensive.
SBrick89: ok, sorry for getting you so frustrated
NYCockExchange: I'm not frustrated. I'm offended.
NYCockExchange: On the other hand, I *am* sexually frustrated.
SBrick89: sorry for offending you
SBrick89: how come?
NYCockExchange: Because, like most people in the world, I have sexual desires. Mine just happen to be peaking at this very moment.
SBrick89: would you like me to help you with them?
NYCockExchange: Hrmmm... that's an interesting question. Are you one of those kind of guys that seeks to please the woman?
SBrick89: I make a definate effort
NYCockExchange: Yeah, me too. But isn't there any way *you* would like to cyber?
SBrick89: in the hole, with you screaming/moaning loud
NYCockExchange: Which hole? Your mouth or ass? I'll give it in either, I'm not really picky.
SBrick89: 69ing can be fun if done well
NYCockExchange: That sounds pretty good. I'm probably not as good of a fellator as you are, though. I hope that's not a problem.
SBrick89: it's alright
NYCockExchange: Cool! How do *you* give head?
SBrick89: we can role play and you can find out
NYCockExchange: Okay! How would you like to role-play?
SBrick89: well, are you naked, or do I get to take your clothes off?
NYCockExchange: It's a role-play. I'm however you want me to look. I want you to be "Cumbeard the Pirate," scourge of the Seven Seas!
SBrick89: then you can be the ship's sole prisoner, kept only to ensure the crew's satisfaction
NYCockExchange: Okay! That doesn't tell me what I'm wearing, but it sounds okay to me.
SBrick89: you're entitled to a pair of underwear which you shall wear around the deck, enticing the crew
NYCockExchange: Really? What kind? Whitey-tighties, boxers, or boxer briefs?
SBrick89: a semi-sheer white thong
NYCockExchange: Wow... I'm not sure if I'd feel comfortable wearing something like that. But I'm your prisoner, I guess it doesn't matter.
SBrick89: and while walking around deck, you manage to get my attention
NYCockExchange: I walk by you, flexing my biceps and making my chest-muscles ripple, while staring you in the eye intently.
NYCockExchange: "Aye, Cumbeard! Ye scurvy-stricken landlubber! Have ye no guts? Come take me, if ye dare!!"
SBrick89: I get behind you and cup one hand on your breast, twisting your nipple around between my fingers, and cupping your pussy in the other hand, rubbing your pussy gently
NYCockExchange: My "pussy" begins to harden beneath your hand, widening and thickening... you can feel it begin to throb. "Aye, and why might they call ye 'Cumbeard', my fearsome captor?"
SBrick89: "Cuz yer cum will get all in me beard"... I push my fingers into your pussy and begin to play with your clit
NYCockExchange: (Oh, you're changing the terminology, now? ...Interesting tactic.) I grunt a little, as you push your fingers into my "pussy" (asshole), and my "clit" swells at your touch, it's shaft & red, shiny head expanding to much larger proportions.
NYCockExchange: "Arr, matey... will ya fellate me, now?" I ask, clutching at you. "Ye tempt me with yer touch, but I am waiting to be taken by ye."
SBrick89: I take you over to the side of the boat, pull down your underwear, bend you over the edge and stick my hard shaft deep in your ass, I keep ahold of you as you are pushed over the edge
SBrick89: I decide it's worth keeping you around, instead of potentially letting you fall overboard, so I bring you over to a bench and let you lean over that instead as I force myself into you
NYCockExchange: I see another ship in the distance. "AVAST YE, LANDLUBBERS!!" I cry aloud, as you are poking me. "BEWARE THE FIERCE CAP'N CUMBEARD, FOR HE IS THE SORT OF MAN TO TAKE ANOTHER MAN IN THE ASS, BENDING HIM OVER THE RAILING WITHOUT GIVING HIM THE COMMON COURTESY OF A REACH-AROUND!!"
NYCockExchange: "Cap'n!!" I say, while you pump in and out of my tight ass. "Give me a reacharound, or ye might as well make me swab the decks!"
SBrick89: "Fine, for y'ar more important than a mop"
SBrick89: "But fer speakin so badly of me, harder the thrusts, I'll give thee"
NYCockExchange: "Arr, Cap'n! Stroke up and down, now, while ye thrust!! Is it good??"
SBrick89: "Tis good, but ye will have to do better, or tis the decks that your juice be swabbin"
NYCockExchange: "Ahh... ye don't say!" I grunt, rocking back and forth into you. "Mmm... Cap'n, yer the best reacharound I've had!!"
SBrick89: "I thank ye for the comment" I put my hand to your clit and start to play w/ that as you pump me in and out your ass
NYCockExchange: Suddenly, in one fluid motion, I pull away from you and spin around. I start stroking my "clit", as I aim it toward your mouth.
NYCockExchange: Multiple streams of semen emerge, coating your beard with hot, sticky gobs.
NYCockExchange: "Cap'n!!" I groan, as the nut-juice flies onto your hairy jaw. "Ye have earned yer name once again today!!" My "clit" spasms wildly as the last few drops of man-chowder drip from the shiny, red head.
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