Cpballer71: talk to me
Cum Recepticle: Fine, I will!
Cpballer71: ok
Cpballer71: you know how to make me cum?
Cum Recepticle: of course!
Cum Recepticle: ...which means you know how to make me cum, I bet.
Cpballer71: oh yeah
Cpballer71: you male or female?
Cum Recepticle: what do you think?
Cpballer71: female
Cum Recepticle: good
Cpballer71: so you are
Cum Recepticle: ...want to play a game?
Cpballer71: sure
Cpballer71: how does it go?
Cum Recepticle: Okay, it's called "Who Wants To Be A Dirty, Dirty Whore?"
Cpballer71: ok
Cpballer71: hw you play
Cpballer71: how*
Cum Recepticle: Okay, it's like the TV show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Cpballer71: ok
Cpballer71: start me
Cpballer71: is it gonna turn me on?
Cpballer71: make me cum?
Cum Recepticle: ohhh yeah...just wait and see
Cum Recepticle: first tell me about yourself.
Cum Recepticle: pretend you're on a gameshow
Cpballer71: wel i am 5' 7" 156
Cpballer71: ok
Cpballer71: I go to school
Cpballer71: i have a cool car and am looking
Cum Recepticle: what's your name?
Cpballer71: chris
Cpballer71: now you
Cum Recepticle: My name is Kristy, and I'm your host. I'm young, cute and tight as fuck.
Cum Recepticle: Let's play Who Wants To Be A Dirty, Dirty Whore!
Cum Recepticle: First question:
Cpballer71: k
Cum Recepticle: A male that is attracted to another male sexually is this:
Cpballer71: homo
Cum Recepticle: A) Phillips-head screwdriver B) Cardboard Box C) homosexual D) Lemur
Cum Recepticle: wait for the answers, and follow with "that's my final answer"
Cpballer71: C
Cpballer71: that is my final answer
Cum Recepticle: Excellent!
Cpballer71: ok?
Cum Recepticle: I run my hand up your leg towards your groin, and grip your member through your pants.
Cum Recepticle: Second Question:
Cpballer71: oh
Cum Recepticle: Which of the following is a slang term for a vagina?
Cum Recepticle: a) cock b) radio c) bull weevil d) cunt
Cpballer71: d
Cpballer71: that is my final answer
Cum Recepticle: Very good!
Cum Recepticle: I unzip your pants, freeing your penis like a spring-loaded trap. I wrap my hand around it and begin stroking it up and down, moaning as I do
Cpballer71: oh
Cpballer71: I want to suck you so bad
Cum Recepticle: I bet you do! But you've got to answer more questions...on to 3 -
Cpballer71: oh
Cpballer71: just suck me
Cum Recepticle: How many months are there in a year?
Cum Recepticle: a) 10 b) 12 c) 15 d) 11
Cpballer71: b
Cpballer71: final answer
Cum Recepticle: yes!
Cpballer71: deep throat me
Cpballer71: i want you to cum
Cum Recepticle: I slide my mouth over your cock, sucking it all the way down my throat
Cpballer71: you got pics?
Cpballer71: and then??
Cum Recepticle: I begin humming as I ask the next question (which may also lead to me sending you a pick
Cpballer71: ok
Cpballer71: next
Cum Recepticle: The Viking mars lander sent back the first pictures from the planet Mars in what year?
Cum Recepticle: a) 1976 b) 1970 c) 1981 d) 1990
Cpballer71: a
Cpballer71: final answer
Cpballer71: oh i didn't know that?
Cum Recepticle: Yes! That's right!
Cpballer71: yes
Cum Recepticle: I continue sucking you off as I remove my clothes, preparing to mount you...
Cpballer71: pic?
Cpballer71: you gotta ride me
Cpballer71: hard
Cpballer71: i am touchin my cock all over
Cum Recepticle: not yet, you've got to get at least 1 more right...
Cpballer71: ok
Cpballer71: next
Cum Recepticle: What is the most common flower used for decorating graves?
Cum Recepticle: a) red rose b) red geranium c) white rose d) yellow tulip
Cpballer71: life line?
Cum Recepticle: Okay, which would you like to use?
Cpballer71: audience
Cum Recepticle: The audience says: a) 37% b) 40% c) 13% d) 10%
Cpballer71: well a?
Cum Recepticle: Is that your final answer?
Cpballer71: yes
Cpballer71: oh i didn't know
Cum Recepticle: I'm sorry, the answer was B....you should have gone with the popular opinion.
Cpballer71: yeah
Cum Recepticle: It's not all bad, though! You still get to be a dirty, dirty whore!
Cpballer71: that sucks
Cum Recepticle: Ready?
Cpballer71: yeah
Cum Recepticle: With both our pants fully removed at this point, I push you onto your back, raising your legs high into the sky...
Cpballer71: oh
Cum Recepticle: ...with a running start I ram into your anus with my 11 inch cock, painfully ripping it as I enter your colon
Cpballer71: oh
Cum Recepticle: I hold you tight as I continuously ram my penis in and out of you, all the while screaming "Take that, you dirty, dirty whore!!!"
Cpballer71: what the hell
Cpballer71: ha
Cpballer71: that is fricken messed up
Cum Recepticle: The audience begins clapping manically, cheering me on in my conquest of your Love Tunnel
Cum Recepticle: As the cheering reaches a pinnacle of excitement I shoot my load, spraying half of it onto your ass as my penis slips out of your now-bloody pooper
Cpballer71: dude
Cpballer71: are you a guy?
Cpballer71: this is ross
Cum Recepticle: Um, yeah. I'm Regis.
Cpballer71: gross
Cpballer71: ha
Cpballer71: any pics now?
Cum Recepticle: ...and I'm spent. We're going to have to take a break while I rest, I really blew my load onto my keyboard just now.
Cpballer71: what?
Cpballer71: ?
Cum Recepticle: Yeah, I was jerking off over here, playing this sex-game online always gets me all hot and shit.
Cpballer71: you said you were a girl
Cum Recepticle: I'm a girl on the inside, and that's where it counts.
Cpballer71: you are a gay ass
Cpballer71: dude you are a fag
Cum Recepticle: Would you like to play another time? I'm starting to get hard again, but if you're lucky and smart you'll get off before I do again.
Cpballer71: I am straight i like girls
Cpballer71: i didn't come close te game sucked
Cum Recepticle: That's not a problem, I can say my name is Kathy Lee Gifford if it makes you feel better.
Cpballer71: you are very dumb
Cpballer71: I just wanted a female pic
Cum Recepticle: Okay, I'm hard again. Tell me what your face looks like while I think up some more questions, I want to know what I'll be spraying my next load on
Cpballer71: ok bye
Cum Recepticle: Wait, I've got one!
Cpballer71: no
Cpballer71: I don't like guys
Cum Recepticle: It's easy, it's a "gettin' to 2nd base"-level question
Cpballer71: well don't like gay guys
Cpballer71: so no
Cum Recepticle: Which of the following is a US state?
Cum Recepticle: a) Chicago b) Herring c) Dildo d) Idaho
Cpballer71: dude, will i get a female pic?
Cum Recepticle: Maybe...if you get it right....
Cpballer71: d
Cpballer71: final answer
Cpballer71: k now give me one
Cum Recepticle: I'm sorry, that was a trick question - in reality, "you da ho!"
Cum Recepticle: I flip a $20 bill onto your nightstand as I straddle you, my penis rubbing against your pouty lower lip.
Cum Recepticle: I promise another $20 if you'll let me cum up your nose, that's so fucking hot
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