NYCockExchange: Hi, BigDsixty9. 13-F-UT here.
BigDsixty9: what r u doing
NYCockExchange: I'm filling out my dad's tax forms. ...He's a fucking slacker. Filed for an extension, now I'm doing 'em for him.
BigDsixty9: oh sounds fun
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I'm having a blast. ....Hey, what's "bonded"?
BigDsixty9: ???
NYCockExchange: *sigh* If you don't know, I'll have to look it up. But I'll do that later. How many dependants do I put on here?
BigDsixty9: what ever you want i don't know much about that stuff
BigDsixty9: so u wanna get nasty
NYCockExchange: Wait a minute... you're 19 and you don't know how to fill out a tax form? Don't you have a job? I don't want to cyber with some unemployed, lazy fuckwit who is sucking up all of our tax dollars!
BigDsixty9: ya i got a job i work at a bank they do it for us
NYCockExchange: Really? That rocks... I've always wanted to be a custodian at a bank. That's what your job is, right?
BigDsixty9: funny i m a teller
NYCockExchange: A teller? Hrmm... I guess the Americans with Disabilities Act is alive and well in Texas. What's the best part about your job?
BigDsixty9: you don't have to work in a little office and you come in contact with alot of people
NYCockExchange: I could say the same for those guys in Vegas who pass out flyers for their hookers.
BigDsixty9: ok whatever you don't have to be a little bitch
NYCockExchange: No, goddammit! The guys who pass out flyers are pimps! They give the flyers to people they see walking down the street to see if anyone is interested! I was comparing you to a fucking PIMP, and you're getting mad at me? Jesus H. Christ....
BigDsixty9: ok thats cool
NYCockExchange: If you say so... you seemed really angry at me just a second ago. But, see? You got the temperment of a pimp! You don't take any fuckin' shit from anyone, ya know? That means you're a badass, and you could be a pimp.
BigDsixty9: so u want to cyber
NYCockExchange: Yeah... Now that I think of it, I've always wanted to cyber with a bank teller-pimp! That fucking rocks!
BigDsixty9: do u have a pic
NYCockExchange. BigDsixty9's software does not support sending and receiving IM images.
NYCockExchange: Dammit. Your "software does not support sending and receiving IM images"!!!
BigDsixty9: ya it does someone just sent me something
NYCockExchange. BigDsixty9's software does not support sending and receiving IM images.
NYCockExchange: Goddammit, I just tried again, and I got the same response. Well, fuck it - are we gonna cyber, or not?
BigDsixty9: ya
BigDsixty9: what do u look like
NYCockExchange: I'm average height, with normal-colored hair and eyes. You know - the whole 13-year-old deal.
BigDsixty9: k
BigDsixty9: what r u wearing
NYCockExchange: I'm wearing a little hooker outfit. ...Wanna know why?
BigDsixty9: ya
NYCockExchange: I'm wearing a little hooker outfit, because I am your little hooker in the back of the bank. You are a teller-pimp, and you tell all of the bank's customers about me, to see if they wanna fuck me for $60.
NYCockExchange: How about that? Sound like fun?
BigDsixty9: yup
BigDsixty9: sounds great but today ur mine
BigDsixty9: have u ever had phone sex
NYCockExchange: Okay. You are standing at the teller booth, when a customer approaches. He's a 43-year-old white male, wearing a business suit.
NYCockExchange: "Hello!" he says. "I'd like to make a deposit!"
BigDsixty9: ok for how much
BigDsixty9: we also have a special would u like to knoiw more
BigDsixty9: hey do u wanna have phone sex
BigDsixty9: ???
NYCockExchange: "I'd like to deposit this check..." *He hands you a check* "...and yes! I would like to know about your special! Do I deposit one dollar and get two back? Ha ha!" He winks at you.
NYCockExchange: Dammit - we can't roleplay this over the phone. And it's getting me hot, too... so let's just finish it.
BigDsixty9: no no see i have this friend who is a young teen and she is urs for 60 dollars
BigDsixty9: u intereted
NYCockExchange: "Sixty dollars?" he asks. "Hrmm... is she hot?" You see him glance around the bank a little, nervously.
BigDsixty9: well damn right she is hot and nobody will ever find out
NYCockExchange: He smiles, and grabs his wallet. "Sixty bucks, eh? For a hot, young teen? That sounds a little too good to be true! How hot is she?"
BigDsixty9: well lets just say that she is well equiped for her age and she is willing to do anything
NYCockExchange: He grins again, and looks around one last time. Then, he reaches into his pocket, and takes out his checkbook.. "Okay - who shall I make this check out to?"
BigDsixty9: just make it out to the bank then i will get the money from there
NYCockExchange: He looks at you suspiciously for a second, then shrugs. He fills out the check and says, "Okay. But I need you to deposit this check, like I asked you to, earlier. I'm worried that the one that I just wrote for you might bounce."
BigDsixty9: just go get in ur car and she will follow u out there ok i will deposit it
NYCockExchange: (So you really take check deposits? That's so fucking hot!)
BigDsixty9: yup i do
NYCockExchange: (Will you tell me how you handle his check? Like what you do with it as he's leaving? I just want to be sure that you're not joking around with me... I can't believe I'm cybering with a REAL bank teller!)
BigDsixty9: well i put the check in for sixty dollars and then just simply take it out and give the guy back 60 dollars so he can pay me in cash
NYCockExchange: (What happens to the check from there? I mean, I thought the bills our congressmen make were stupid and boring until I saw, "I'm Just a Bill" on Schoolhouse Rock!! What happens to the checks?)
BigDsixty9: at the end of the day you put them in a money bag and give them to ur manager on duty and they take it from there
NYCockExchange: (You can work around so much money and keep yourself under control?! Wow, I'll bet you are really responsible!)
BigDsixty9: there are cameras everywhere
BigDsixty9: wanna have phone sex now
NYCockExchange: Phone sex? We're not done yet. Your 43-year-old male customer has given you the check, and he's gone out to his car. He's waiting for me. What happens next?
BigDsixty9: i send u out to the car and tell u to please him and u take it from there
NYCockExchange: Alright - I walk out of the bank's secret hooker-entrance, and I approach the guy in the car. I knock on the window, and I tell him... "Hi. You're my customer, right?"
BigDsixty9: he says yes
NYCockExchange: I nod, and walk around to the passenger side. I open the door and get in. He sits there, startled for a second. "Umm," he says. "There seems to have been a slight misunderstanding. Can you wait here for a moment?"
"Yes," I tell him.
NYCockExchange: He gets out of the car, and goes back into the bank.
BigDsixty9: i ask him whats a matter
NYCockExchange: You see his brows lower, and he frowns as he speaks: "I want my money back right now!! What the hell is wrong with you?"
BigDsixty9: i ask him why the change of mind
NYCockExchange: "Why the change of mind?" he asks, his voice rising. Several people in the bank look in his direction. "You're complaining about me changing my mind? How about I have a little talk with your manager, about your false advertising?"
BigDsixty9: what did i false advertise
NYCockExchange: He leans over the counter, and grabs you by the collar. "You told me that you had a teen female that I could fuck for $60... So what's that fat, 38-year-old man doing in my car?"
BigDsixty9: it must be a mistake im terribly sorry
NYCockExchange: "I have no idea how you could have made a mistake about that, but I'll let you go as long as I get my $60 back from you. Now - do we have a deal?"
BigDsixty9: ya sure
BigDsixty9: i give the money back
NYCockExchange: I glance at my watch, wondering what has taken my client so long. Then I get out of the car & walk into the bank, to make sure everything is okay.
BigDsixty9: everything is so everything turns out as planned
BigDsixty9: can we have phone sex
NYCockExchange: Hold it - what do you mean, everything turns out as planned?
BigDsixty9: i find the girl and fuck the shit out of her for going that to me
BigDsixty9: thats what i wanted was to fuck her
NYCockExchange: What girl are you talking about?
BigDsixty9: nm lets just have phone sex
BigDsixty9: this story is fucked
NYCockExchange: Yeah, the story was fucked. Why did you tell that man that I'm some hot, young, teen?! If you go around misleading people like that, you'll never have any customers or friends. The world will hate you!
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