gullygrunt: hello/
gullygrunt: r u there???
NYCockExchange: Yeah.
gullygrunt: i'm 19 and i'm looking for someone to be my first cyber - are you interested??? and if you are could you start and then i'll join in!
NYCockExchange: Why would I want to cyber with someone who doesn't have any experience?
gullygrunt: i have experience - just not cybering
NYCockExchange: That's like me wanting to fuck a guy who's good at cybering but has no *real* experience.
gullygrunt: ya have to start somewhere - even you had to have a first time and if your experienced then it would be a great learning experience for me. who knows you might like it
NYCockExchange: But I am so good at cyber, you couldn't possibly keep up with me.
gullygrunt: how do u know if u don't try
NYCockExchange: Because you said it would be your first time.
NYCockExchange: Do you think you'd be a natural, or something?
gullygrunt: probably - i've never had complaints in person
NYCockExchange: I've had complaints in cyber.
gullygrunt: try me - i promise not to complain
NYCockExchange: Are you sure?
gullygrunt: definitely
NYCockExchange: What if you don't like it?
gullygrunt: it's all about communication...right??? u let me know how i'm doing and i let u know how your doing
NYCockExchange: You're doing poorly.
gullygrunt: you were supposed to start me off...remember?
NYCockExchange: No.
gullygrunt: okay...
gullygrunt: do u like fireplaces or rain?
NYCockExchange: I like both.
gullygrunt: okay we'll go with fireplaces
NYCockExchange: What about the rain?
gullygrunt: okay we'll go with rain
NYCockExchange: What about the fireplace?
gullygrunt: why did i know u were going to do that?
NYCockExchange: Don't respond to questions with questions. That's fucking retarded.
gullygrunt: for someone who says she likes to cyber, your sure making this hard
NYCockExchange: Isn't that the whole point?
gullygrunt: only if you can get me hard
NYCockExchange: You mean you're not hard already? Holy shit!!
gullygrunt: you haven't done anything to get me hard
NYCockExchange: I shouldn't need to. When you go into an IM requesting cyber, your dick should be hard already.
gullygrunt: that would be too easy for you. are you already wet?
NYCockExchange: No. I'm not already wet.
gullygrunt: so it's my job to get u wet
NYCockExchange: Yes. And your dick should already be hard, since you IM'ed me. If *I* would have IM'ed *you*, then it would be my job to get your cock hard, and I should be wet already.
NYCockExchange: But that isn't so.
gullygrunt: ok - what r u wearing?
NYCockExchange: Doesn't matter, unless you're hard already.
gullygrunt: if you tell me what your wearing that would help
NYCockExchange: Helping you get hard isn't my responsibility. Take a Viagra pill, and we'll work from there, okay?
gullygrunt: hold on a sec
NYCockExchange: *sigh* Anything for a rookie. Maybe it'll all come back to me in... what? Five years?
gullygrunt: ok - i'm ready, so whatcha wearin????
NYCockExchange: Are you hard now? ...Just checking.
gullygrunt: and then some
NYCockExchange: What did you do to get hard?
gullygrunt: tried to imagine u being over here
NYCockExchange: What was it like?
gullygrunt: i imagined you wearing shorts and a half shirt. no shoes, no socks
NYCockExchange: What was I doing?
gullygrunt: well...it's raining outside. we're inside and your standing by a fireplace. the lights are low and i can just barely see your silhouette by the fire
NYCockExchange: *sigh* If I was actually over there right now, I'd be wearing dirty sweats, a lab coat, and combat boots. I would be raiding your fridge, drinking all of your beer, and trying to see if I could find your collection of gay porn.
gullygrunt: are you trying to bring me down or what?
NYCockExchange: No. I'm just being realistic. Is that a turn-off?
gullygrunt: no just need to adjust
gullygrunt: next i would walk up behind you and take off your lab coat and help you out of your boots and socks
NYCockExchange: Me too. Tight pants are rough on a throbbing genital.
gullygrunt: do u have long or short hair
NYCockExchange: Let's backtrack. I said that I would be raiding the fridge, and I'll be damned if you're gonna take off my lab coat in front of the fridge. I'll be cold.
gullygrunt: ok after a few beers we're back by the fireplace and then i take off your coat and boots
NYCockExchange: You need to describe it in detail.
gullygrunt: ok but i need to know if you have long or short hair
NYCockExchange: That has nothing to do with the fireplace, my coat, or my boots! You're spoiling the mood!!
gullygrunt: ok
gullygrunt: i come up behind u and firmly grab your hair to pull your head back on my shoulder so i can kiss your neck
gullygrunt: while i'm kissing your neck - i slowly take your coat off
NYCockExchange: I'm bald.
gullygrunt: you sure are having fun with this aren't you?
NYCockExchange: Hey, FUCK YOU, man!!! Every guy in the school wanted to fuck me before I got my leukemia treatment, and now they look at me like I've been dumpster-diving behind a cheap motel in Vegas!! Now, you're acting the same way!! Fuck!!
gullygrunt: if you're really not interested please tell me
gullygrunt: i just thought we could have fun together
NYCockExchange: I *am* interested. Just don't be talking shit about my bald head anymore, and go into better, more accurate detail, okay?
gullygrunt: when did i talk shit about your bald head?
NYCockExchange: Shhhh. Let's not have a debate here. You're getting off-track.
gullygrunt: okay - i'm kissing you on the neck and lightly biting your ears while i take your coat off
NYCockExchange: Let me get this straight - you're kissing me on the neck and lightly biting my ears at the same time?
gullygrunt: alternating
gullygrunt: you're making this difficult
NYCockExchange: I'm making it realistic. I'm trying to take your inexperience with a grain of salt.
gullygrunt: your experience isn't showing cuz i'm not fully hard now
NYCockExchange: Okay - let me remind you something: Your dick should already be hard, since you IM'ed me. If *I* would have IM'ed *you*, then it would be my job to get your cock hard, and I should be wet already. It is *not* my responsibility to get you hard.
gullygrunt: i didn't say you had to get me hard, but you should be able to keep me hard
NYCockExchange: But you haven't gotten me wet, yet!
gullygrunt: how bout if we go out in the rain - then you'd be wet
NYCockExchange: Okay.
NYCockExchange: So we're out in the rain. Go ahead.
gullygrunt: you've got a coat on so i would lay you down under a tree
gullygrunt: then i would kiss your neck a little more
gullygrunt: i need to know what you're doing while i'm doing this
NYCockExchange: I'm reading it, and typing back.
NYCockExchange: ....Did I *really* need to say that?
gullygrunt: you're supposed to tell me how you would be responding - this is supposed to be two-way
NYCockExchange: Okay, how's this: I *would be* reading it, and typing back. But that makes no sense, because I *am* doing it. It's not a "would-be" situation.
gullygrunt: what kind of situation is this to where i could say what i would be doing to you and you could say what you're doing to me
NYCockExchange: It's a cyber situation. That's what you wanted, right?
gullygrunt: yes - where there is input from both of us about an imaginary situation
NYCockExchange: ...and you have WHAT cyber experience to know this from?
NYCockExchange: ...Yeah, that's right.... rookie.
gullygrunt: sorry got booted - what were you saying
NYCockExchange: I was just wondering where *you* come off, telling *me* how to cyber?!
NYCockExchange: *You* are the rookie. *I* am the veteran.
gullygrunt: it doesn't show. everyone i've talked to tells me it's where 2 people are talking back and forth about what they are doing to each other so they can both get turned on
NYCockExchange: Don't give me any of that shit. I've made men "blow gallons of jizz" (and yes, that is an actual quote, not something I just made up). And I've made men cry because they felt so sexually inferior. All you have to offer me is second-hand definitions of cybersex.
gullygrunt: prove it
gullygrunt: make me a believer
NYCockExchange: *sigh* Look, buddy - this is a two way street. It's like running a three-legged race. I am like Jesse Owens, and you are like Drew Carey. If this isn't working out for you, don't fucking blame me, got it?!?
gullygrunt: that's exactly right - it's a two way street and so far it's only been coming from me
NYCockExchange: What the FUCK are you talking about, you deluded, dried-up, rotting cow cunt?!? I've been doing my goddamned BEST to try to facilitate your lack of experience since the very start of this fucking conversation!!
gullygrunt: such fowl language coming from a little "lady"
NYCockExchange: OOOOHHH, I see. I'm supposed to be censored and discreet when it comes to cybering. *sigh* What a sniveling bitch of a cyberfuck rookie you are!! Pull out your eye and shove a used buttplug in the socket. Bitch.
gullygrunt: blow me... oh that's right you can't because i im'd you
NYCockExchange: I'll only blow you if you blow me.
NYCockExchange: That's fair, right?
gullygrunt: how am i supposed to do that if you're a girl
NYCockExchange: *shrugs* Beats me. Once again, I'm trying to be realistic here, and you're spoiling the mood.
NYCockExchange: Blow me. Suck my cock.
gullygrunt: how realistic are you if you're telling me to suck your cock when you don't have one????
NYCockExchange: What the fuck??! I told you that I am like Jesse Owens, not Florence Griffith-Joyner!! What part of that don't you understand?
gullygrunt: you sick fuck - acting like a girl. what the hell is your problem
NYCockExchange: Don't *even* start calling me names, you racist homophobe!
gullygrunt: how the hell did racist become involved dumbass
NYCockExchange: You just don't want to suck my cock because I am black & male! That makes you a RACIST fucking HOMOPHOBE. Don't get your panties all in a wad, though... Hitler and the Grand Wizard of the KKK would *love* you!!
gullygrunt: i didn't even know you were black until just now. is everything racist with you??
NYCockExchange: Now that you know I am black, you're trying to cover up your racism, instead of sucking my cock. Typical!!
gullygrunt: just by you making that comment makes you the racist
NYCockExchange: Yeah, evade my cock by trying to turn your flaws back on me. BLOCK THE BLACK COCK! BLOCK THE BLACK COCK!!
NYCockExchange: Got a nice ring to it? I'm sure you agree!
gullygrunt: grow up - some people may not like you just because you're an idiot, not because you're black. one of my best friends is black
NYCockExchange: Don't patronize me, motherfucker. All of this arguing only goes to show that you weren't even interested in cyber at all. Thanks a LOT for wasting my time.
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