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The Exorcist
by: IntoxiChrist
Posted: 07/09/00         Score: 2.7         Votes: 140
Mmmm. Having the evil spirits being cast out of Me turns Me on!!!
LifeOrDeath2001: that wrong talking about jesus christ that way
IntoxiChrist: You're right, My child. That wrong.
LifeOrDeath2001: and no one can be or will be christ but christ
IntoxiChrist: Damn straight! So don't pretend to be Me, and I won't strike you down.
LifeOrDeath2001: you cant strike me down
IntoxiChrist: I probably wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole, you Heathen. I'd call down My angels to smite thee.
IntoxiChrist: They like doing shit like that.
LifeOrDeath2001: heh yeah right
LifeOrDeath2001: oh! any way sence when does god have a comp
IntoxiChrist: That's what they're there for, to "cap the nonbelievas", as you'd say.
LifeOrDeath2001: you are so like the devil
IntoxiChrist: Not really... he's kind of a prissy little whore. And he can't hold his liquor well.
LifeOrDeath2001: i damand that the demons and you satan be gone live in teh name os JESUS CHRIST live him
LifeOrDeath2001: of*
IntoxiChrist: Cool. Can you get the demons out of my PC, too? I've been getting a lot of blue screens lately.
LifeOrDeath2001: you think every thing is a joke
IntoxiChrist: No, not really. I'm seriously worried my hard drive might take a shit.
IntoxiChrist: I haven't backed anything up to CD-R yet, either.
LifeOrDeath2001: pray about
LifeOrDeath2001: and pary that god will enter your heart
IntoxiChrist: How can God enter my heart if I parry Him?
LifeOrDeath2001: parry ?
IntoxiChrist: Parry.... Like, when you deflect something. Like an attack. Like... hmmm....
IntoxiChrist: If I tried to shove My Manhood into your mouth, but you pushed it aside, that would be "parrying".
LifeOrDeath2001: forgiveness
LifeOrDeath2001: he gives evey one a chance
IntoxiChrist: Sure, I'll forgive your lack of vocabulary.
LifeOrDeath2001: and a second chawell i dont think i will see you in heaven
IntoxiChrist: No... you won't be seeing Me in Heaven. *secret smile*
LifeOrDeath2001: *shakes head*
IntoxiChrist: That's what I'll do when you approach the gates.
IntoxiChrist: Then a big pit will open underneath your feet and you'll fall into Hell.
LifeOrDeath2001: im a child of god im in his arms and he wount let my fall though
LifeOrDeath2001: i was at the alters crying at church
IntoxiChrist: Crying is for little babies. I'm laughing at you right now.
LifeOrDeath2001: fine go ahead i was crying cuz teh holy spirit touched me
IntoxiChrist: Heh heh. That wasn't the Holy Spirit.
LifeOrDeath2001: yes it was
IntoxiChrist: I just asked him. He said, "I didn't touch no little boy. Why, you be callin' me a fag?"
LifeOrDeath2001: little boy
LifeOrDeath2001: ahhh
LifeOrDeath2001: you are so rong nigg if you just calld my little boy
IntoxiChrist: I'm never wrong about anything.
LifeOrDeath2001: ok were you calling my little boy
IntoxiChrist: No. The Holy Spirit did.
LifeOrDeath2001: mmmmm huh
LifeOrDeath2001: well im not so little and im not a boy
IntoxiChrist: Well EXCUSE ME if the Holy Spirit doesn't get his shit straight.
LifeOrDeath2001: im blocking you
LifeOrDeath2001: nigga
IntoxiChrist: I love you, My child.
LifeOrDeath2001: heh
LifeOrDeath2001: ya
LifeOrDeath2001: right
LifeOrDeath2001: i hope you have fun in hell
IntoxiChrist: Sure. I'll stop by and visit you, if you put out.

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