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by: IntoxiChrist
Posted: 10/04/00         Score: 3.7         Votes: 500
As if the divorce with Satan - My former bitch -wasn't enough, now I have to endure legal action from his homosexual subordinate. *sigh*
Satans Executive: hey bitch
Satans Executive: take that fucking convo u had with me off of that site NOW
IntoxiChrist: Are you back again? *sigh* I don't have time to deal with Satan's low-life grunts.
Satans Executive: i dont have time to fucking put up with your shit
IntoxiChrist: Okay, then, I'll be seein' ya. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Satans Executive: im just saying take that convo off and i will never speak to your retard dumb jackass fagget self again
Satans Executive: got it your homosexual slut
IntoxiChrist: I want Satan to send Me a personal request for the Bait to be removed.
Satans Executive: no
Satans Executive: i want you to choke on your boyfriends cum but unfortunatly neither is going to happen
IntoxiChrist: What the fuck?!? I thought you were his personal man-whore, can't you get him to do that one little thing for you?
Satans Executive: i aint shit to satan
Satans Executive: satans a homo fuck
Satans Executive: i just made this sn to scare people
Satans Executive: like your dumb fagget ass
IntoxiChrist: I'm scared.
Satans Executive: good
IntoxiChrist: The blood's draining out of my big Redeemer-Rod.
Satans Executive: yo i dont need to know any sick shit
Satans Executive: just take the fucking convo OFF
IntoxiChrist: So... did you get fired from being Satan's bitch?
Satans Executive: no
Satans Executive: i dont even know satan
Satans Executive: and i also know he dont fucking exist
IntoxiChrist: I exist.
Satans Executive: ur nothing but a low life fagget piece of shit
IntoxiChrist: Why are you chatting with Me, then? Just admit - you want my Glorious Cock.
Satans Executive: no
Satans Executive: i want you to take that fucking conversation off of baiting.com
IntoxiChrist: Could it be that you're afraid that people will see your homosexuality, before you're ready to come out of the closet?
Satans Executive: im not homosexual
Satans Executive: im straight
Satans Executive: and i dont mind faggets like yourself only when they hit on me or piss me off
Satans Executive: then they must die
IntoxiChrist: Could it be that you IM'ed me for hot, steamy cyber love?
Satans Executive: no
Satans Executive: i imed you to tell you to take that fucking convo off that fucking homosexual gay ass piece of shit website
IntoxiChrist: Could it be that you're using the conversation-removal as a metaphor for keeping your gay lust for religious icons in the closet?
Satans Executive: no
Satans Executive: i am not gay and I will not tell you again
Satans Executive: but i want you to remove tthat conversation immediatly or I will be forced to take actions that I would rather not
IntoxiChrist: Good, I'm getting sick of your "I'm not gay" bullshit. I know lies when I hear them, being Jesus and all.
Satans Executive: its not a fucking lie
IntoxiChrist: Well, I need a good reason to remove your Bait.
Satans Executive: now take it off or i will enter the website without permission and take it off myself
IntoxiChrist:

We're sorry, but Jesus is away from his desk at the moment. If you would like to speak to God the Father, or Archangel Michael, press 3. If not, leave a message. *beep!*


Satans Executive: fuck you bitch
IntoxiChrist:

Thank you. Have a good day. May I bless you.


Satans Executive: go rot in hell you piece of shit that aint no fucking away message
IntoxiChrist:

Holy shit, I am fucking drunk off my ass. I don't have the time to bless you, but leave a message.


Satans Executive: fuck you
IntoxiChrist: Hello? This is Jesus. What's the problem? *hiccup*
Satans Executive: go fuck yourself
IntoxiChrist: You mean, go fuck Myself.
Satans Executive: yes
IntoxiChrist: Okay. I begin fucking yourself with My huge, throbbing Yah-Weiner.
Satans Executive: shut the fuck up
IntoxiChrist: ....
IntoxiChrist: Dammit, you fucking stupid asshole. If you keep saying the same stupid shit over and over again, this will be a boring bait. And I won't be able to post it.
Satans Executive: good
Satans Executive: i am boring
Satans Executive: ur a stupid fuck
Satans Executive: i wish youd shut the fuck up
IntoxiChrist: Okay, well if you will pray to the Father in My Holy Name, maybe He will ask Me to remove the Bait.
Satans Executive: REMOVE THE BAIT NOW YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH
IntoxiChrist: I told you to pray in My Holy Name. To My Father. *sigh*
IntoxiChrist: If you will just suck on My Redeemer's Reamer, I'll remove the Bait.
IntoxiChrist: My Redeemer-Reamer is hard and ready for you, My gay child.
Satans Executive: now what the fuck were you saying you homosexual slut
IntoxiChrist:

Sorry, I am away at the moment. If you're a cocksucker looking to have your Bait removed from www.baiting.org
, please leave an angry message.


Satans Executive: fine i will
Satans Executive: Take the fucking bait off now you piece of shit or meet concequences that you do not want.
IntoxiChrist: So you confess to being a cocksucker, but will not accept being called gay?
Satans Executive: i am not a cock sucker
Satans Executive: and i am not gay
IntoxiChrist: But I told you to leave Me an angry message if you were a cocksucker, and you did.
IntoxiChrist: Soon, thousands will see this. Is this okay>
Satans Executive: but i am not a cocksucker
IntoxiChrist: ?
Satans Executive: i didnt read the whole thing
Satans Executive: no
Satans Executive: you will keep this conversation off of that website or I will be forced to take legal actions
IntoxiChrist:

Sorry, I am gone again, on a drinking binge. Mmmmm! I love bourbon! Suck My cock!


Satans Executive: thats it i am taking legal action because what you are doing on baiting.com or whatever the fuck its called is illegal
IntoxiChrist: Are those the consequences you're threatening the Lord of Everything with?
Satans Executive: yea
IntoxiChrist:

I'm sorry, I've passed out in a pool of My own vomit. I'll IM you again when I'm awake and past the hangover.


Satans Executive: i just wrote an email to my lawyer he will be getting back to me shortly
Satans Executive: take it off or be sued because i dont need my employees seeing this shit that you put up on your website
IntoxiChrist:

Thank you for being such a patient cocksucker. We here in Heaven (www.baiting.org) are committed to the sanctification of your spirit, the raping of your ass, and the public humility and shame that follows. Please leave a message at stopyourbitching@baiting.org
, and we will laugh and masturbate to your Sexy Chat™.
Have a great day!



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