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Daughter-killing lesbian library prison inmates
by: Kyodi Tae
Posted: 02/04/00         Score: 3.5         Votes: 500
It's pretty long, but funny. Well, I think so anyway.
yudhavai: oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kyodi Tae
: Fuck off, you fucking prick. I hate you.
Kyodi Tae: You can't please me if you run away all the time.
yudhavai: i love u
Kyodi Tae
: No, you don't.
yudhavai: i really love u
yudhavai
: your so sweet
Kyodi Tae
: Look, I'm bleeding to death from my slit wrists cuz you wouldn't come back.
yudhavai: oh.....i'm sorry
yudhavai
: ok i'm free now
yudhavai
: let's go to toilet
Kyodi Tae
: S'ok - I have about ten minutes to live, but I'm sure we could get an orgasm off in that time.
Kyodi Tae: Yes, let's go to toilet
yudhavai: pls ........suck my dick
yudhavai
: i'll taste your tits
Kyodi Tae
: Why do we have to be in the toilet for me to suck your dick?
Kyodi Tae: Will you suck mine if I suck yours?
yudhavai: ok
yudhavai
: i'll suck u
Kyodi Tae
: Sweet!
yudhavai: mmmmmmm
yudhavai
: your very wet
Kyodi Tae
: Awesome. I've never had another guy that willing to suck my cock.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so I'm sucking your dick now.
yudhavai: oooouuuuuuuuhhhhhh
Kyodi Tae
: Oh, yeah! Now you suck mine!
yudhavai: oh....my god
yudhavai
: you're best
Kyodi Tae
: I know. Could you tell my friend Sven that?
yudhavai: your pussy is very wet n hot
Kyodi Tae
: He thinks he's the best, but everyone knows I am.
yudhavai: who's sven ......??
Kyodi Tae
: And I guess he's not really a friend as much as he is a sperm recepticle for me.
yudhavai: i'm jealous
Kyodi Tae
: You can be my sperm recepticle now, if you want. Do you want that?
yudhavai: yeah
Kyodi Tae
: Awesome!
Kyodi Tae: Ok, you've been sucking my cock, and I've come down your throat now.
Kyodi Tae: Now, bend over, OK?
yudhavai: ok
Kyodi Tae
: Sweet.. I'm slamming my hot cock up your tight ass. Your ass is tight, right?
yudhavai: ooooohhhh
yudhavai
: yeah
Kyodi Tae
: Oh, yeah! Slamming my cock in your ass! You like that?
yudhavai: yeah,......
Kyodi Tae
: Do you understand the word 'cock'?
yudhavai: you're very .......mmmmmmm
Kyodi Tae
: Mmmm.
yudhavai: deliciuous
Kyodi Tae
: Yes, I am. I am actually considered a delicacy in your country.
Kyodi Tae: Of course, I could have said that I was considered a hot dog in your country, and it would've been all the same to you.
Kyodi Tae: And I am a hot dog, or a bratwurst. Blood sausage, perhaps.
Kyodi Tae: Anyway, you like my cock?
yudhavai: ups.........i don't know what is cocK
Kyodi Tae
: Hrm - how about the word 'dick' then?
yudhavai: would u tell me
Kyodi Tae
: Do you understand the word 'dick'?
yudhavai: yeah i know that
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, well dick is the same as cock.
Kyodi Tae: Do you understand 'the same as'?
yudhavai: but you're girl......don't hv dick/cock
Kyodi Tae
: Oh.,
Kyodi Tae: Shit.
yudhavai: u only hv a tit
yudhavai
: and pussy
Kyodi Tae
: Only one?!
Kyodi Tae: I have a tit?
Kyodi Tae: Excuse me, I've got two.
yudhavai: it's ok
Kyodi Tae
: Thanks for your acceptance of my normalcy.
yudhavai: so.......how many tit do u hv???
Kyodi Tae
: Depends on the day
yudhavai: oic
Kyodi Tae
: No you don't. You spit out random English words hoping to form some semblance of an intelligent conversation.
Kyodi Tae: Do you understand 'intelligent'?
yudhavai: yeah..........it is clever
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, good.
Kyodi Tae: Now then - do you accept me having two tits?
yudhavai: mmmmmmm........so u hv 2 tits
yudhavai
: actually ......i never fuck
Kyodi Tae
: Ya don't say....?
yudhavai: still virgin
Kyodi Tae
: Well, I just refuse to believe that.
Kyodi Tae: You're 24, and a virgin?
yudhavai: yaeh
yudhavai
: yeah
yudhavai
: why
Kyodi Tae
: Wow...are you ugly?
yudhavai: because i don't hv a partner
yudhavai
: would u be my partner
Kyodi Tae
: Sure.
yudhavai: tks
Kyodi Tae
: I'll be your partner. We'll hit the streets and clean up crime!
yudhavai: no..........., i mean partner sex
Kyodi Tae
: Oh. I see.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, sure.
yudhavai: kewl
Kyodi Tae
: That sounds better anyway - I don't like guns.
Kyodi Tae: Kewl?
Kyodi Tae: You're not Indonesian.
yudhavai: i'm indonesian original
yudhavai
: hey........my dick is very big
yudhavai
: is it suit with your hole
yudhavai
: ???
Kyodi Tae
: My hole doesn't wear a suit.
Kyodi Tae: How big is your dick?
yudhavai: suit=suitable
yudhavai
: 30 cm
Kyodi Tae
: I see. Yes, my hole is suitable. How...
Kyodi Tae: 30cm? That's like...almost a foot long!
Kyodi Tae: Mine is over a foot long. Is that suitable?
yudhavai: ups sorry....not 30 but 20
Kyodi Tae
: 20? 20/2.54 = .... a little under 8 inches. Ok, but mine is still a foot long. Is that suitable?
yudhavai: kewl
Kyodi Tae
: Sweet. Can I fuck you up the ass with it now?
yudhavai: ok......
yudhavai
: mmmmm
yudhavai
: come on
yudhavai
: lets do it
Kyodi Tae
: Come on you?
Kyodi Tae: Sweet...I'm pumping my cock in and out of your ass and just before I blow my wad, I pull out and blow my wad all over your ass. You like that?
yudhavai: i mean.......let u fuck me
Kyodi Tae
: Right. I am currently fucking your asshole with a fervor known only to fanatic religious zealots.
Kyodi Tae: ...and United States Marines. Wait, no...damn it.
yudhavai: yeah...i like it
Kyodi Tae
: Yeah, I bet you do. Now, suck on my cock.
yudhavai: ok....
yudhavai
: mmmmmm
yudhavai
: very sweet
Kyodi Tae
: Mmmmm....this is fucking scary.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, you have no problem sucking my cock?
yudhavai: nope
Kyodi Tae
: Are you gay?
yudhavai: nope
Kyodi Tae
: Are you bisexual?
yudhavai: nope
Kyodi Tae
: Did your father hit you a lot when you were little?
yudhavai: nope
Kyodi Tae
: Then there's no other explanation.
yudhavai: i just want to try
Kyodi Tae
: You want to try me fucking you up the ass?
Kyodi Tae: Lemme try this again - you know that thing between your legs that you pee out of?
yudhavai: yeah
yudhavai
: nope
yudhavai
: let me know
Kyodi Tae
: You don't know that thing between your legs?
Kyodi Tae: Do you ever masturbate?
yudhavai: yeah
yudhavai
: of course
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, you know the thing that you masturbate?
yudhavai: dick???
Kyodi Tae
: Right. Ok, now I'm using my:
Kyodi Tae: D
Kyodi Tae: I
Kyodi Tae: C
Kyodi Tae: K
Kyodi Tae: ....to fuck you up the ass. You're ok with that?
yudhavai: but you're girl
Kyodi Tae
: Did you read my profile?
Kyodi Tae: Ok, so how have I been fucking you up the ass and you've been enjoying it?
yudhavai: nope
Kyodi Tae
: Yes, you have been enjoying it!
yudhavai: nope
Kyodi Tae
: Hrm...so you want to fuck me or what?
yudhavai: yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh
Kyodi Tae
: Can I fuck you?
yudhavai: yeah
Kyodi Tae
: Awesome! Bend over.
yudhavai: ok
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, now spread your ass cheeks.
yudhavai: huh......
Kyodi Tae
: Ass cheeks. You know, where you poop out of?
yudhavai: u'll fuck my ass again??
Kyodi Tae
: You said I could fuck you!
yudhavai: i think .......your hole will pump my dick
Kyodi Tae
: If I spoke idiot, would that help?
yudhavai: ok......actually......i don't like if u fuck me ....i like if i fuck u........
yudhavai
: do u like mastur bate????
Kyodi Tae
: Yeah, I stroke my dick all the time.
yudhavai: you're boy??????????
Kyodi Tae
: No.
yudhavai: whats mean of dick?????
Kyodi Tae
: Like cock, or pussy. All the same.
yudhavai: i'm still confuse
yudhavai
: ooooooo
Kyodi Tae
: Yeah, I guess you are confuse.
yudhavai: now i understand
yudhavai
: so....let me know how do u mastur bate??
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, good - so can I fuck you up the ass with my dick now?
yudhavai: ok
Kyodi Tae
: I typically stroke my dick until it's hard, then I squeeze my balls, then I blow my wad all over the place.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I'm fucking you up the ass with my DICK now.
Kyodi Tae: You know the word 'dick', right?
yudhavai: mmmmmmm it looks nice
Kyodi Tae
: Thanks. I like my dick. Suck my dick?
yudhavai: ok.....
yudhavai
: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kyodi Tae
: Mmmm...I love when you suck my dick.
yudhavai: mmmuaahh
Kyodi Tae
: Muah? Are you a cow?
Kyodi Tae: You're a dirty Hindu, aren't you?!
Kyodi Tae: Are you from Saudi Arabia?
yudhavai: nope
Kyodi Tae
: Hrm...ok. Never mind then.
yudhavai: your dick is very wet.......
Kyodi Tae
: Pretend you're a cow for me. I've always wanted to fuck a cow.
Kyodi Tae: Yes, it is. Suck on my dick.
Kyodi Tae: Put my dick on your eye!
yudhavai: yeah
Kyodi Tae
: Did you put my dick on your eye?
yudhavai: oohhhhhh yr dick......release a juice
yudhavai
: mmmmmmmm......very sweet
yudhavai
: r u orgasm
Kyodi Tae
: Dirk, is that you?
Kyodi Tae: I am a huge orgasm, as a matter of fact. Much like Sven.
yudhavai: may i fuck u now
Kyodi Tae
: I guess. I'm done violating your ass with my DICK now.
yudhavai: mmmmmm your're right
Kyodi Tae
: Yeah, I know I am.
yudhavai: ouhhhhhh
Kyodi Tae
: I'm always right. Especially after I violate ANOTHER MAN with my DICK.
Kyodi Tae: *sigh*
yudhavai: hey....... r u enjoy it
yudhavai
: i'm still pump now
Kyodi Tae
: Not really. I'm more of a suffer through it.
Kyodi Tae: Nike Cock - Just Do It.
Kyodi Tae: Ok - how fucking stupid are you?
yudhavai: ok......i am lying down now....
Kyodi Tae
: Hrm...I am lying, too.
yudhavai: you're over
Kyodi Tae
: I sure am. (whatever the fuck that means)
Kyodi Tae: I'm also a man.
yudhavai: lol
Kyodi Tae
: I'm over and a man.
yudhavai: so....you're man
Kyodi Tae
: No.
yudhavai: whats that mean?
Kyodi Tae
: What's what mean?
yudhavai: 'I'm also a man'.......what it mean?
Kyodi Tae
: Um, ... it doesn't mean anything. It's kind of like saying, "Ok, let's start fucking now". That's all.
yudhavai: oh i see
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, so - I'm also a man.
yudhavai: mmmmm.........i coming now.....
Kyodi Tae
: Me, too! I'm a man with a huge cock that wants to rape your asshole with it!
yudhavai: where do i put my juice on............
Kyodi Tae
: Put it on the counter. I'll refrigerate it later.
Kyodi Tae: I'm a man.
yudhavai: OK..................I'M COMING NOW
yudhavai
: OUHHHHHHHHHH
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, I'm a man! I'm a man!
Kyodi Tae: Oh, my God, I'm a man!
Kyodi Tae: I'm the biggest, hairiest man!
Kyodi Tae: And what a man I am!
yudhavai: OUHHHHHHH
yudhavai
: I STILL ALOT OF JUICE
Kyodi Tae
: YES! I AM -THE- MAN!
yudhavai: OOOOUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH
yudhavai
: YEAAAAAAAAHHHH
Kyodi Tae
: Geez, you've been coming for like five minutes now.
yudhavai: YOU'RE THE BEST
Kyodi Tae
: That's a lot of sperm stored up for 24 years.
yudhavai: YEAH
Kyodi Tae
: I wonder how much sperm I'd shoot if I orgasm'd right now. I haven't orgasmed in like 47 years.
yudhavai: WOW
Kyodi Tae
: Yeah, that'd be a lot of sperm, wouldn't it?
yudhavai: YEAH ......
Kyodi Tae
: I could probably drown you in it.
Kyodi Tae: Because I'm a man.
yudhavai: HMMMMMM........U MAKE CONFUSE AGAIN
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, what's your question?
yudhavai: R U A REAL MAN????
Kyodi Tae
: Um, yeah - I've been saying that for like twenty minutes now.
Kyodi Tae: Where were you?
yudhavai: WHY U SAID ME THAT YOU'RE GIRL BEFORE?
Kyodi Tae
: Same reason I told you I'm a man.
yudhavai: DO U WANT FEEL LIKE A GIRL
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, ya know how "I'm also a man" means "Let's start fucking now?"
Kyodi Tae: I'm trying to explain this.
yudhavai: R U GAY???
Kyodi Tae
: No, I'm not gay. Do you understand that "I'm also a man" means "Let's start fucking now"?
yudhavai: OK........MAKE ANOTHER PHRASE
Kyodi Tae
: Um, "I'm a little girl who likes to have sex with older men" means "I'm a guy."
Kyodi Tae: English is a wierd language.
yudhavai: OIC
yudhavai
: I UNDER STAND NOW
Kyodi Tae
: And as for you asking if I'm gay, I'm actually currently looking at naked women on the InterNet and masturbating to their pictures.
Kyodi Tae: So, no I'm not gay.
yudhavai: SO YOU'RE GUY
yudhavai
: BYE
Kyodi Tae
: No, I'm not a guy.
Kyodi Tae: I'm a little girl.
yudhavai: HUH....
Kyodi Tae
: I'm a girl!
yudhavai: SURE???
Kyodi Tae
: I think so
Kyodi Tae: I have a cock, so yeah, I'm a girl.
yudhavai: OK I BELIEVE U
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, good.
Kyodi Tae: I don't know why.
yudhavai: OK LET ME KNOW HOW U MASTURBATE
yudhavai
: BECAUSE I LIKE SEE GIRL MASTURBATE
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, when I masturbate, I usually sit in front of my computer, pull up a good, free InterNet porn site featuring lesbians, pull out my dick and start stroking it while thinking that I'm fucking them and they're sucking my dick.
Kyodi Tae: Sometimes, I think I'm fucking this girl I knew at college. She was hot, and had really big tits.
yudhavai: N THEN
Kyodi Tae
: Huh? "N then?"
yudhavai: AND THEN
Kyodi Tae
: Then, I run to the bathroom with my boxer shorts around my ankles, normally tripping and smashing my face into the bathroom wall or the toilet and blow all my sperm all over the floor or the wall. My balls sometimes hurt afterward, and the cleanup is a pain, but that's how I masturbate.
yudhavai: TKS
yudhavai
: YOU'RE BOY
Kyodi Tae
: I try to blow my sperm into the toilet, so I can just flush it, but I never hit my target.
Kyodi Tae: No, I'm not.
Kyodi Tae: I'm a man.
Kyodi Tae: Er, wait..
yudhavai: OK
Kyodi Tae
: I'm a little girl who likes sex with older men.
Kyodi Tae: Remember what that phrase means?
yudhavai: YEAH
Kyodi Tae
: What does it mean
yudhavai: YOU'RE A MAN
Kyodi Tae
: Oh, shit - I fucked that one up.
Kyodi Tae: So now you know. Fuck my pussy?
yudhavai: YEAH
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, I'm a man!
yudhavai: TKS FR YOUR REAL INFO
Kyodi Tae
: Yeah, no problem. Now, I'm also a man!
Kyodi Tae: Remember what that means?
yudhavai: SO DO U HV ANY GIRL WHO LIKE CYBER
Kyodi Tae
: I am a girl who likes to cyber.
Kyodi Tae: And I keep a couple in my closet.
yudhavai: WHATS THAT MEAN?
Kyodi Tae
: Which phrase?
yudhavai: A COUPLE IN MY CLOSET
Kyodi Tae
: Um, it means "I'm a guy." But only if it's right after 'And I keep'.
Kyodi Tae: Otherwise, it means "Suck my dick, sexy."
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
Kyodi Tae: Are you there lover?
yudhavai: I'VE TO WORK NOW
yudhavai
: SEE U LATER
yudhavai
: BYE
Kyodi Tae
: But I'm a little girl who likes sex with older men!
Kyodi Tae: Remember what that means?
Kyodi Tae: Look, just suck my dick real quick.
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
yudhavai: YEAH
Kyodi Tae
: Suck my dick?
yudhavai: SUCK YR TITS I WANT
Kyodi Tae
: No, no - my dick. You have to suck my dick.
Kyodi Tae: Ok?
Kyodi Tae: Remember when I told you that dick was like cock and pussy and they were all the same?
yudhavai: IF I'LL TELL WHAT THE TRUTH WOULD U PROMISE NOT PROMISE NOT TO CRY
Kyodi Tae
: I not promise not to cry.
Kyodi Tae: I think.
yudhavai: I'M LESBI
Kyodi Tae
: *roflmao* Of course you are.
yudhavai: 42 YEARS OLD
Kyodi Tae
: God damn it, Sven - you're fucking up this log.
yudhavai: HA.....HA....HA....
Kyodi Tae
: Every pedophile who gets caught is a lesbian.
Kyodi Tae: *sigh*
Kyodi Tae: So, I'm a little girl who likes sex with older men, so I'm also a man!
yudhavai: I 'M A OLD WOMAN WHO LIKE BE A YOUNG MAN
Kyodi Tae
: No, you're not.
Kyodi Tae: SAY IT ISN'T SO!
Kyodi Tae: My God - come up with an original excuse for picking up 12yr old girls on the InterNet.
yudhavai: YEAH.....IT'S RIGHT......I'M A MOTHER WHO HAVE A DAUGHTER
Kyodi Tae
: And I'm the pope. You just had cybersex with the fucking Catholic Pope! How do you feel?!
yudhavai: I CAN'T FEEL
Kyodi Tae
: You can't?
Kyodi Tae: Ok, ... so I'm really a 40yr old dominatrix. I put a dildo in your mouth.
yudhavai: MMMMMM
Kyodi Tae
: Mmmm....are you going to block me anytime soon, or do I have to resort to ping-flooding you?
yudhavai: NOPE
Kyodi Tae
: That wasn't a yes or no question.
Kyodi Tae: *sigh*
yudhavai: YES .......I MEAN
Kyodi Tae
: Oh, my God - you're a fucking idiot.
yudhavai: OK
yudhavai
: NO....I MEAN
Kyodi Tae
: First, you pick up 12yr olds on the InterNet, then you pretend to be a lesbian when you get caught, and now you're a fucking idiot who can't answer a simple multiple choice question.
yudhavai: YEAH I'M IDIOT
Kyodi Tae
: You are a 24yr old virgin who can't get a date so you try to fuck me as a 12yr old. You're so sad.
yudhavai: I'M A KILLER
Kyodi Tae
: You are? Really? Are you going to kill me?
yudhavai: YEAH
Kyodi Tae
: You should've killed me during the sex. That's so much more satisfying.
yudhavai: I'M IN PRISON NOW
Kyodi Tae
: I totally get off when I kill the bitch I'm fucking.
yudhavai: LIBRARY PRISON
Kyodi Tae
: Library prison in Jakarta?
yudhavai: I KILLED TWO LITTLE GIRL
yudhavai
: MY DAUGHTER
Kyodi Tae
: So, you're a 40yr old lesbian with a daughter serving time in a library prison for killing two little girls?
yudhavai: YEAH
Kyodi Tae
: Wow - at least it's original.
yudhavai: ACTUALLY I HV 3 DAUGHTER
yudhavai
: I KILLED 2
Kyodi Tae
: I'm still the Pope.
Kyodi Tae: What about the third daughter? Why didn't you kill her?
yudhavai: WHO CARE
Kyodi Tae
: You're getting boring. Say something funny so I can end this.
yudhavai: BECAUSE........I 'LL SUCK HER TITS
Kyodi Tae
: Good enough.
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