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Kyodi Tae: Hey!
bigsexy2323: sup?
Kyodi Tae: Are you a big, sexy 23yr old with a 23inch cock?
bigsexy2323: no..im 18/m...12 inch cock
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* I guess that'll have to do.
bigsexy2323: ok
Kyodi Tae: And I had my hopes up...
bigsexy2323: hehe
Kyodi Tae: You read my profile yet
Kyodi Tae: ?
bigsexy2323: ya
Kyodi Tae: K, sweet.
bigsexy2323: u read my profile?
Kyodi Tae: *nod*
Kyodi Tae: You have a tan cock.
bigsexy2323: ya
Kyodi Tae: Mine is more of a mauve.
Kyodi Tae: Or cyan, even.
Kyodi Tae: Chartruce, perhaps?
bigsexy2323: hehe
bigsexy2323: so...how are ya?
Kyodi Tae: Horny as fuck.
Kyodi Tae: How are you?
bigsexy2323: horny
Kyodi Tae: Sweet. Well, that would suggest a logical course of action.
bigsexy2323: hehe
bigsexy2323:
Kyodi Tae: What course of action do you think we should take then?
bigsexy2323: any course
Kyodi Tae: Hrm....well, I'm confused.
bigsexy2323: y?
Kyodi Tae: Cuz you don't make sense.
bigsexy2323: y dont i make any sense?
Kyodi Tae: Why do you ask so many questions?
bigsexy2323: im inquizative
Kyodi Tae: Typically, the point of cyber is to fuck your partner, not to question them to death.
bigsexy2323: i didnt know we where cybering yet
Kyodi Tae: It's not like I have all day to waste with you. I have other clients, too, and they have appointments. I don't always accept walk-ins like you - I'm making a special case for you.
bigsexy2323: ok
bigsexy2323: cool
bigsexy2323: so...how do u wanna do it?
Kyodi Tae: *sigh*
bigsexy2323: what style?
Kyodi Tae: Drunken Master style. Or Dragon style. Your Tiger style is powerful, but my Dragon style will defeat you.
bigsexy2323: hehe
Kyodi Tae: Do you have a pic on-line?
bigsexy2323: nope
bigsexy2323: u?
Kyodi Tae: Nope.
bigsexy2323: oh
Kyodi Tae: Ok, how often do you cyber
bigsexy2323: u got big tits?
Kyodi Tae: Fucking huge tits.
bigsexy2323: i cyber maybe twice an hour
bigsexy2323: how huge
Kyodi Tae: My tits are registered with the Korean FBI as deadly weapons. That's how huge.
bigsexy2323: yes
Kyodi Tae: I can kill a man with an erect nipple.
bigsexy2323: u tight?
Kyodi Tae: Not really. I'm currently holding two tennis balls in my pussy, so I'm not really that tight.
Kyodi Tae: Hehe - now I'm juggling with inside my pussy.
Kyodi Tae: Er, juggling the tennis ball.
Kyodi Tae: ...s.
Kyodi Tae: Fuck - can't type today.
bigsexy2323: u sound hot
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm.
bigsexy2323: i am naked right now.....what would u do to me if u were here right now?
Kyodi Tae: Laugh at you.
bigsexy2323: y?
Kyodi Tae: You're seriously naked sitting in front of your computer?
bigsexy2323: ya
Kyodi Tae: So, your parents aren't around?
bigsexy2323: i have my own place
Kyodi Tae: How ridiculous do you look, sitting in front of your computer completely naked stroking your cock?
bigsexy2323: lucky me....
Kyodi Tae: I guess.
bigsexy2323: im not stocking my cock right now
Kyodi Tae: I normally don't stock cock, either - it's more of a special order item. I can make an exception for you, though, if you want.
bigsexy2323: haha
Kyodi Tae: Do you want some cock?
bigsexy2323: i ment stroking
Kyodi Tae: Doesn't answer my question. Do you want some cock?
bigsexy2323: no i dont want cock
Kyodi Tae: Hrm...
bigsexy2323: im not gay
Kyodi Tae: You're not?
Kyodi Tae: Then why did you IM me?
bigsexy2323: ur profile says ur a girl...girls dont have cocks.....
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah - that is true. Girls don't have cocks.
Kyodi Tae: Mental note: change profile
bigsexy2323: UR A MALE!
Kyodi Tae: No, I'm not.
Kyodi Tae: Er, No I'm not.
bigsexy2323: ok
bigsexy2323: ur confusing me here
Kyodi Tae: I tend to do that.
bigsexy2323: hehe
Kyodi Tae: But hey, let me know if I accidentally whip out my cock during cybersex. That's so embarrassing.
Kyodi Tae: Will you tell me?
bigsexy2323: ya
Kyodi Tae: Alright, thanks.
bigsexy2323:
bigsexy2323: no prob
Kyodi Tae: You gonna fuck me yet or what?
bigsexy2323: ya sure
bigsexy2323: u want me to do it up the ass or pussy or ur mouth
Kyodi Tae: Typically, I like it up the ass, but it depends on how loose you are.
Kyodi Tae: And you don't have a pussy anyway...
bigsexy2323: y would i have to be loose?
Kyodi Tae: Otherwise, it would hurt like hell.
bigsexy2323: ok
bigsexy2323: ill just fuck u in the pussy
Kyodi Tae: Who's u? I like your use of bold, italic, and underline all in one letter, by the way.
bigsexy2323: thank u is you
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I understand. Now fuck me or something. I'm totally losing my erection from all this ballyhoo.
bigsexy2323: what erection?
Kyodi Tae: Mental note: Never use the word 'ballyhoo' again in any sentence ever.
Kyodi Tae: My erection. Ya know, the erection that I had until you didn't fuck me.
bigsexy2323: ur nipple erection?
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, sure - if that makes you feel better.
bigsexy2323: ok ur a guy arent ya
Kyodi Tae: No.
Kyodi Tae: I'm a girl.
bigsexy2323: then y are u acting like a guy?
Kyodi Tae: Cuz I thought you were a girl.
Kyodi Tae: You're acting like a lesbian.
bigsexy2323: no
bigsexy2323: if u read my profile it says im a male
Kyodi Tae: Right. And my profile says I'm a girl, but you keep asking. And I think you're acting like a lesbian.
Kyodi Tae: Are you a lesbian?
bigsexy2323: no
Kyodi Tae: Ok...well, ... let's get to this, then, eh?
bigsexy2323: ok...shut ur mouth and then ill fuck you
Kyodi Tae: Open your mouth and I'll fuck you.
bigsexy2323: I whip out my cock and shove it in ut pussy
Kyodi Tae: And I whip out my cock and shove it in your ass.
bigsexy2323: ok if u are a girl u dont have a cock
Kyodi Tae: Oh, thanks for telling me. I whipped out my cock, didn't I?
bigsexy2323: ya
Kyodi Tae: Sorry about that.
Kyodi Tae: Ok, your cock is in my pussy?
bigsexy2323: i thrust my cock in and out slowly then faster
Kyodi Tae: Ok...and then?
bigsexy2323: i thrust it harder amd harder
bigsexy2323: u need to interact with this too
Kyodi Tae: You notice a crack starting at the base of my pussy starting to tear upward through my abdomen.
bigsexy2323: WHAT!
Kyodi Tae: My intestines are spilling over your penis, covering you in blood and half-processed feces.
Kyodi Tae: Your thrusting is disemboweling me. You're thrusting too hard.
bigsexy2323: ok ur fucked up and sick
bigsexy2323: im out
Kyodi Tae: My eyes roll back in my head and I fall to the ground, dead.
Kyodi Tae: Wait! I'm dead! That's better for sex!
Kyodi Tae: Come on - I know you're a necrophiliac. I can just tell.
Kyodi Tae: Er, necro = pedo. Sorry.
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