NYCockExchange: It's in my profile, goddammit.
shawn4216: 13?
NYCockExchange: Oh - is that what it says?
shawn4216: yep
shawn4216: im 18/m/mass
shawn4216: so you like cock?
NYCockExchange: Yes indeed. I'm quite dedicated to cock. In fact many of my solo days are spent focusing on the cock.
shawn4216: do u do n e thing to the balls when sucking/jerking?
NYCockExchange: Yeah... sometimes while I'm jerking, I cup them with one hand.
NYCockExchange: I dunno. I guess I like to pretend that my hand is someone else's chin.
shawn4216: ya
shawn4216: so do u talk dirty?
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I love talking dirty. How about you?
shawn4216: only if the girl dose it 1st so i can cum
NYCockExchange: After that, do you turn over and go to sleep? Or tell the girl that she has to leave?
shawn4216: after what?
NYCockExchange: AFTER YOU CUM.
NYCockExchange: I do both, by the way.
shawn4216: o after i fuck her
shawn4216: bolth
NYCockExchange: So does that mean you're going to run away when I'm done talking dirty to you? And that you're gonna go to sleep?
shawn4216: no ill talk dirty to you after
NYCockExchange: Okay. Promise you're not going to take leave the keyboard until I've sprayed mine with my sticky, sticky DNA, okay?
shawn4216: ok
NYCockExchange: Sweet! We've got a deal. ...Now what?
shawn4216: talk dirty to me
NYCockExchange: *rawr*
You're sexy! But I'd like to know
what you're into, you know? Do you have any kinky fetishes?NYCockExchange: I know some stuff that gives me major swellage, but I wanna work with you, too.
shawn4216: ok
shawn4216: ok start talking dirty
NYCockExchange: *rawr*
You're sexy! But I'd like to know
what you're into, you know? Do you have any kinky fetishes?shawn4216: i like to get my balls sucked realyhard
NYCockExchange: Really?
shawn4216: yep
NYCockExchange: I know what you mean, that's why I cup them when I'm jerking.
...Sometimes - while I'm jerking - I turn my hand
around, face-up, and place my knuckles on the sack.NYCockExchange: ...Then I can pretend someone with a bumpy, bumpy chin is takin' the cock.
shawn4216: cool
shawn4216: i like when girls do stuff to my balls
NYCockExchange:
Totally! It beats taking care of 'em, myself.NYCockExchange: Is your dick hard right now?
shawn4216: or nibble my head
shawn4216: yes it is
NYCockExchange: Alright - are you ready for me to start talking dirty? Or is there something else I need to know about you besides how you (like me) enjoy having your nuts sucked on?
shawn4216: nope you can start
NYCockExchange: Damn, I was hoping for a little more time to prepare. I guess this is where my improv acting for the Boys' Club pays off...
NYCockExchange: Okay, so right now, I've got one of my hands shoved down into my unmentionables...
shawn4216: cool
shawn4216: ok start
NYCockExchange: So I've got one of my hands shoved down the front of my underwear... I'm grabbing that huge, wrinkly nutsack and squeezing it. I'm pressed against my wrist almost hard enough to cut off circulation.
shawn4216: ok suck my dick
NYCockExchange: Oh wait - you don't like any of this romantic stuff, do you?
shawn4216: nope just suck my cock
NYCockExchange: Should I just type like that? "Suck my cock?" "Suck my dick?"
shawn4216: is this a boy?
shawn4216: ???????
NYCockExchange: I'm asking you if you want me to be... like... crude, you know? Cunt, ass, dick, cock, pussy, etc.
shawn4216: yes
shawn4216: suck my dick now!
NYCockExchange: Oh, shit. You should have let me know that you have a cuss-word fetish. ...Isn't that unusual, though?
NYCockExchange: I'm sorry, I've just never really cybered with anyone who wanted me to cuss at them while they masturbate.
shawn4216: you dont have 2
shawn4216: can you just get to the cock suckinh
NYCockExchange: Oh, shit. I don't? What do I have to do?
NYCockExchange: Oh, cock sucking? Right! Okay!
NYCockExchange: OH COCK SUCK DICK BIG FUCKING PENIS MOUTH-FUCKING DICK-CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCKY SHIT BLOWJOB SUCKITY FUCK ASS FUCKING JIZZ DICK FUCK
NYCockExchange: SUCK COCK!! MMM!! BLOWJOB!! DIKKENMOUTHEN!! FACENFUCKEN!!
shawn4216: shut up youpice ofshit
NYCockExchange: Did you cum yet?
NYCockExchange: Hello? Did you cum yet? Why are you warning me?
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