NYCockExchange: Howdy, partner.
cowboydannyb: so u r a women right
NYCockExchange: Yes, I are a women. Right.
cowboydannyb: do u have a pic
NYCockExchange: Yeah... I've got lots of 'em, actually.
cowboydannyb: can i see yr pic
NYCockExchange: Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I let you see my pics?
cowboydannyb: i was just asking
NYCockExchange: Cool. So, what's goin' on, Cowboy?
cowboydannyb: now can i see yr pic
NYCockExchange: Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I let you see my pics?
cowboydannyb wants to directly connect. cowboydannyb is now directly connected.
cowboydannyb: what do u want to talk about
NYCockExchange: You can definitely see my pics. What kind would you like to see? I've got shitloads of pics.
NYCockExchange: I don't know. I'll talk about anything, really.
cowboydannyb: do u have any naked pic
NYCockExchange: Just remember to go easy on me, topic-wise. I mean, I'm just a stupid 13-year-old girl.
NYCockExchange: Yes, I've got some naked pics.
cowboydannyb: can i see it
NYCockExchange: You mean "them", right? Instead of "it"?
cowboydannyb: can i see yr naked pic
NYCockExchange: Yes, you can see my naked pic.
cowboydannyb: i like to see yr naked pic now
NYCockExchange: I've got more than one of them, though - so you should be asking me if you can see my naked PICS, not PIC. Got that?
cowboydannyb: do u have a pic
NYCockExchange: Yes. I've got a pic. In fact, I have tons of pics. A fucking plethora of pics. ...Do you know what a "plethora" is, Cowboy?
cowboydannyb: can we talk dirty
NYCockExchange: Yes, we can talk dirty. ...Do you know what a "plethora" is, Cowboy?
cowboydannyb: can i fuck u
NYCockExchange: Yes, you can fuck me. ...Do you know what a "plethora" is, Cowboy?
cowboydannyb: can i lick yr pussy
NYCockExchange: Yes, you can lick my pussy. ...Do you know what a "plethora" is, Cowboy?
NYCockExchange: (By "pussy", I mean "asshole")
cowboydannyb: can i make love to u
NYCockExchange: Not until you answer my question, Cowboy. In fact, you can't even look at me until you tell me: Do you know what a "plethora" is, Cowboy?
cowboydannyb: do u want my phone number
NYCockExchange: No, I want you to answer my question.
cowboydannyb: what do u want me to say to u
NYCockExchange: For the 5th time, I just want to know if you know what a "plethora" is.
cowboydannyb: yup
NYCockExchange: Awesome. Great, tell me what a "plethora" is.
cowboydannyb: i don"t know
NYCockExchange: But you just told me that you know what a "plethora" is...? I don't understand.
cowboydannyb: nope i don"t
cowboydannyb direct connection is closed.
NYCockExchange: Oh. Okay.
cowboydannyb: ok
NYCockExchange: pleth·o·ra Function: noun
Etymology: Medieval Latin, from Greek plEthOra, literally, fullness, from plEthein to be full -- more at FULL
Date: 1541
1 : a bodily condition characterized by an excess of blood and marked by turgescence and a florid complexion
2 : EXCESS, SUPERFLUITY; also : PROFUSION, ABUNDANCE
cowboydannyb: do u have a pic
NYCockExchange: ...Just in case you're wondering, I'm going with the second definition. Not the first.
NYCockExchange: So when I say that I have a plethora of pics, I'm saying that I have an excessive amount of pics. I'm saying that I have an abundance of pics. I'm saying that I've got all kinds of motherfucking pics. At least 3.4 gigs of pics. Some of them are nude pics.
cowboydannyb: do u have any naked pic
NYCockExchange: Yes. I have a plethora of pics. I've got all kinds of motherfucking pics. At least 3.4 gigs of pics. Some of them are nude pics.
cowboydannyb: can i see it yes or no
NYCockExchange: Yes, you can see it.
NYCockExchange: ...Except, instead of "it", I think you mean "them". There's definitely a lot more than one naked pic.
cowboydannyb wants to directly connect. cowboydannyb is now directly connected.
cowboydannyb: i did it ok
NYCockExchange: What did you do?
NYCockExchange: Are you confessing something to me? I'm not a priest, but I'll listen and I promise I won't tell anyone your secrets.
cowboydannyb: connect
NYCockExchange: We're already connected.
cowboydannyb: yes i did
NYCockExchange. cowboydannyb is now directly connected. ...???
NYCockExchange: Good. So, we're connected.
cowboydannyb: now can i see it
NYCockExchange: Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I let you see my pics?
cowboydannyb: will u send yr naked pic to me
NYCockExchange: Yes, of course. I've got a plethora of pics. When I say that I have a plethora of pics, I'm saying that I have an excessive amount of pics. I'm saying that I have an abundance of pics. I'm saying that I've got all kinds of motherfucking pics. At least 3.4 gigs of pics. Some of them are nude pics.
NYCockExchange: ...Did you get that? I've got all kinds of motherfucking pics. Tons of 'em.
cowboydannyb: yes i got that
NYCockExchange: Good.
I was beginning to privately question your reading comprehension.cowboydannyb: yes i got that too
NYCockExchange: Huh? What did you get?
NYCockExchange: AIDS? SARS? Leukemia? Diarrhea? Tapeworms? What did you get?
cowboydannyb: u r a 13 right
NYCockExchange: Yes. I'm a 13-year-old girl, with a plethora of pics. When I say that I have a plethora of pics, I'm saying that I have an excessive amount of pics. I'm saying that I have an abundance of pics. I'm saying that I've got all kinds of motherfucking pics. At least 3.4 gigs of pics. Some of them are nude pics.
cowboydannyb: 36 man
NYCockExchange: Oh, you're 36? Awesome!!
NYCockExchange: Yes, you can definitely see my naked pics.
cowboydannyb wants to directly connect. cowboydannyb is now directly connected.
NYCockExchange: Connect!
cowboydannyb: i did that
NYCockExchange: Are you sure? :-
cowboydannyb: now can i see yr naked pic
NYCockExchange: This is what I'm seeing right now:
cowboydannyb wants to directly connect. cowboydannyb is not directly connected yet.
NYCockExchange: Seems like AIM is being slow. Just hold on a minute.
cowboydannyb: ok
NYCockExchange: Thanks. I hope this doesn't take too long. You seem like a really great guy, and I can't wait to show you some of my pics. I've got a plethora of pics.
cowboydannyb: oh ok
NYCockExchange: When I say that I have a plethora of pics, I'm saying that I have an excessive amount of pics. I'm saying that I have an abundance of pics. I'm saying that I've got all kinds of motherfucking pics. At least 3.4 gigs of pics. Some of them are nude pics.
cowboydannyb: i like to see it now
NYCockExchange: Okay!
Will you connect with me?cowboydannyb: i really did that
NYCockExchange: Oh, shit - you're right. You really did do that. I forgot we're waiting to connect.
cowboydannyb wants to directly connect. cowboydannyb is still not directly connected yet.
NYCockExchange: Dammit. We're still not directly connected.
cowboydannyb direct connection is closed.
NYCockExchange: HURRY UP, AIM!!! GODDAMMIT!!!!
cowboydannyb wants to directly connect. cowboydannyb is now directly connected.
NYCockExchange: Oh, that worked.
Awesome!!cowboydannyb: now can i see yr naked pic
NYCockExchange: Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I let you see my pics?
cowboydannyb: becare i like to ok
NYCockExchange: Becare what? I don't understand you.
cowboydannyb: becare i like to see yr naked pic ok
NYCockExchange: Okay, I understand you now!
NYCockExchange: But you mean "pics", right? Instead of "pic"? Because I've got a plethora of pics. When I say that I have a plethora of pics, I'm saying that I have an excessive amount of pics. I'm saying that I have an abundance of pics. I'm saying that I've got all kinds of motherfucking pics. At least 3.4 gigs of pics. Some of them are nude pics.
NYCockExchange: ...Did you get that? I've got all kinds of motherfucking pics. Tons of 'em.
cowboydannyb: i like to see yr naked body ok
NYCockExchange: Yes, that's okay. It's definitely okay. In fact, if you didn't want to see my naked, 13-year-old body, I'd probably think that you're a homosexual.
NYCockExchange: That's if you didn't want to see my naked body, though - and you do want to see it, right?
cowboydannyb: yes i do
NYCockExchange: Awesome!
You're definitely not a faggot, Cowboy.cowboydannyb: i am a man
NYCockExchange: Oh, I know that. You're a 36-year-old man, right?
cowboydannyb: yup
NYCockExchange: Only homosexual males can be faggots. Not homosexual women - they're called lesbians.
cowboydannyb: i am not a women ok
NYCockExchange: I know you're not a women. "Women" is a plural form of "woman" - and there's only one of you, right?
cowboydannyb: i am a man
cowboydannyb: 36 man
NYCockExchange: Right! Of course you're a man. So I guess what I'm trying to say is this: If you're a male - and you're not homosexual - then you're not a faggot.
NYCockExchange: You're not a homosexual man, are you Cowboy?
cowboydannyb: my screen name is cowboydannyb
NYCockExchange: I can see that. But I'm not asking what your screen name is; I'm just making sure that you're not a homosexual male. You're not a homosexual man, are you Cowboy?
cowboydannyb: i am not a cowboy my nane is danny bova
cowboydannyb: pottsville penn
NYCockExchange: Address?
cowboydannyb: 204 south xxxxxx st. pottsville pa 1xxx1 arpt 3
NYCockExchange: Awesome.
Okay, now I know you're not a homosexual male. Thank you!cowboydannyb: 1 5x0 6x8 3x81
NYCockExchange: Phone number? That's great. ...Anything else?
cowboydannyb: when r u going to call me
NYCockExchange: I'm not going to call you, I'm going to send you naked pics. Is that alright?
cowboydannyb: i want to see yr naked pic ok
NYCockExchange: Yes, that's okay. It's definitely okay. In fact, if you didn't want to see my naked, 13-year-old body, I'd probably think that you're a homosexual.
cowboydannyb: can we talk dirty
NYCockExchange: Yes, we can talk dirty. ...Do you know what a plethora is, Cowboy?
cowboydannyb: i don"t know what u r saying to me
NYCockExchange: "Yes, we can talk dirty." Forget the rest.
cowboydannyb: can i lick yr pussy
NYCockExchange: Yes, you can lick my pussy.
cowboydannyb: can i make love to u
NYCockExchange: Are you sure you want to make love to me? You haven't even seen any pics of me yet.
cowboydannyb: will u suck my dick
NYCockExchange: Are you sure you want me to suck your dick? You haven't even seen any pics of me yet.
cowboydannyb: not yet
NYCockExchange: ^ Truth.
cowboydannyb: can i suck yr boobs
NYCockExchange: Are you sure you want to suck my boobs? You haven't even seen any pics of me yet.
cowboydannyb: not yet i didn"t see it yet
NYCockExchange: Of course you didn't. You need to connect.
cowboydannyb direct connection is closed.
cowboydannyb: hi honey
NYCockExchange: Hi. What's up, Cowboy?
cowboydannyb: nothing much
cowboydannyb: do u have a mic
NYCockExchange: No, I don't have a mic. But I do have a plethora of pics... When I say that I have a plethora of pics, I'm saying that I have an excessive amount of pics. I'm saying that I have an abundance of pics. I'm saying that I've got all kinds of motherfucking pics. At least 3.4 gigs of pics. Some of them are nude pics.
cowboydannyb: yes i do ok
NYCockExchange: Yes you do? What do you do?
cowboydannyb: why did u say mother fucker for
NYCockExchange: I didn't say "mother fucker".
NYCockExchange: I said "motherfucking".
cowboydannyb: u have to connection
NYCockExchange: I can't. My version of AIM doesn't have a "connect" button. You're going to have to do it.
cowboydannyb: do u have a digial camera
NYCockExchange: Yes. I've got a plethora of digital cameras.
cowboydannyb wants to directly connect. cowboydannyb cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.). cowboydannyb wants to directly connect. cowboydannyb is now directly connected.
cowboydannyb: r u happy now
NYCockExchange: Yes.
Thank you!cowboydannyb: yw
cowboydannyb: send the pic ok
NYCockExchange: Yes, that's okay. It's definitely okay. In fact, if you didn't want to see my naked, 13-year-old body, I'd probably think that you're a homosexual.
cowboydannyb: when r u going to call me
NYCockExchange: I'm not going to call you, I'm going to send you naked pics. Is that alright?
cowboydannyb: that ok with mr
NYCockExchange: Mr. Who, Cowboy?
cowboydannyb: that ok by me
NYCockExchange: Oh, good.
So you're not going to ask me to call you anymore, are you?cowboydannyb: not really ok
NYCockExchange: Of course it's okay. I don't want to call you, I'm going to send you naked pics instead. Is that alright?
cowboydannyb: its sound good to me
NYCockExchange: Cool!
cowboydannyb: ok
NYCockExchange: Good!
NYCockExchange: Hello?
cowboydannyb: how r u going today
NYCockExchange: Do you really want to know how I'm going today? Or would you rather look at naked pictures of my 13-year-old body?
cowboydannyb: i like to see yr naked pic
NYCockExchange: Okay. I've got more than one of them, though - so you should be asking me if you can see my naked PICS, not PIC. Got that?
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NYCockExchange: Hey - you closed the connection!
NYCockExchange: Connect with me.
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NYCockExchange: Fucking FINALLY.
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