NYCockExchange: Well, hello again.
sexymaster21: r u ready 2 cyber for real now??
NYCockExchange: Yeah, sure thing! But you start this time, okay?
sexymaster21: OK good ok i live next door 2 u and u r home alone one night after school.. i cum over 2 babysit..
NYCockExchange: I answer the door drunk. There is a mostly-empty bottle of champagne on the kitchen table.
sexymaster21: "hi there (whats ur name ?? ).. ur mom and dad wanted me 2 babysit u.."
NYCockExchange: (My name's Rosie! What's yours?) Oh, um... *hiccup* "Come in, then."
sexymaster21: my name is ryan.. ok.. i step into the house and asks, "have u been drinking ??"
NYCockExchange: I look around, a little scared. "Um... no. NO! ...Is that bad?"
sexymaster21: mm i like that.. "yes baby its bad.. u r a bad girl.. only ppl 21 or older can drink baby.."
NYCockExchange: "So it's okay, then, right?"
sexymaster21: "no becuz u r 13."
NYCockExchange: 13? Try l33t!!!!
sexymaster21: what??
sexymaster21: plz type in inglish.
NYCockExchange: Um. Most be the booze.
sexymaster21: ok so youre bad.. "u need to be spanked... does daddy spank u?"
NYCockExchange: "No. But I'm horny and stiff right now - I could really use a good spanking!"
NYCockExchange: Will you spank me?
sexymaster21: "i say yes i will and i tell u to bend over the couch.
NYCockExchange: I bend over backwards on the arm of the couch, so you can spank me.
NYCockExchange: I'm ready - give me a good monkey-spanking!!
sexymaster21: sorry about that r u still her
sexymaster21: here
NYCockExchange: Yes, I'm still here. I'm waiting for you to give me a good monkey-spanking.
sexymaster21: didn't us see the *spank*s?
NYCockExchange: No. Were you doing it?
sexymaster21: yes..
sexymaster21: *spank* *spank*
NYCockExchange: Sweet! You stroke with the best of them, I must say!!!
sexymaster21: *spank* *spank*
sexymaster21: *spank* *spank*
NYCockExchange: Oh god yes!!!!
sexymaster21: bad girl
sexymaster21: *spank* *spank*
NYCockExchange: One thing's for sure: you sure got that grip down! You're good with a big cock!
sexymaster21: yeah thanks.
"so now" i say "u must share the drink wit me.."NYCockExchange: "Share it with you? Um, okay. You're legal, right?"
sexymaster21: yeah im 21
sexymaster21: see it in my name
sexymaster21: ?
NYCockExchange: Oh, okay. So go ahead and take a drink - you deserve it after giving me that hand-job.
sexymaster21: yeah ill say.. ur a bad girl.. i take a sip of the booze and mmm its good
NYCockExchange: Can I drink, too? Getting stroked so well kind of took a lot out of me.
sexymaster21: no u r 2 drunk and u r under age ..
sexymaster21: so what r u wearing
NYCockExchange: "Okay, well. Shit. Before we can go on, would you please go to the sink and clean my semen off of your hands?"
sexymaster21: what semen
NYCockExchange: You were just stroking, right?
sexymaster21: i was spankin
NYCockExchange: Oh, that's right. Sorry. I'll remember you're selective with your masturbatory terms. Go ahead.
sexymaster21: ok.. what u wearin
NYCockExchange: I'm wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans. You?
sexymaster21: mmm im just in my boxers ;0
sexymaster21:
NYCockExchange: Really? What do the boxers look like?
sexymaster21: there blue with little white circles on them
NYCockExchange: How cute!! My shirt reads, "I'm the man your momma warned you about!"
sexymaster21: hhaa thats cool did u borrow it from ur brother ?
NYCockExchange: Sort of... I borrowed it back from him.
sexymaster21: why do u wear it .. u r a girl
NYCockExchange: It's comfortable & fits me well. Both the size, and the slogan.
sexymaster21: how ?
NYCockExchange: How? How what?
sexymaster21: how does it fit u.. u r a girl
sexymaster21: is it suposed to be ironic?
NYCockExchange: It fits snug around the chest area, the collar isn't too tight, and it's 100% cotton. Very comfy.
sexymaster21: do u have a big chest
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I'm kind of barrel-chested.
NYCockExchange: Dirk could tell you that.
sexymaster21: whos he.. ur bf?
NYCockExchange: Nah, he's just a Baiting Official. Relax!
sexymaster21: whats baiting
NYCockExchange: Baiting? Well...
NYCockExchange: The premise of baiting involves getting online, and assuming an identity (other than your own) for entertainment purposes. Text generated from bait logs (which usually involve pedophiliacs) are posted on the internet, for humor purposes.
sexymaster21: oh hah that sounds funny.. where r they posted ??
sexymaster21: lol
NYCockExchange: Look, I'm getting less horny by the minute. The blood's draining out of my piece. Are we gonna fuck, or not?
sexymaster21: ok!!
sexymaster21: so i take off my boxers and tell u to take off ur shirt
NYCockExchange: "Okay!" I take off my shirt, and I throw it across the room.
sexymaster21: i look at ur chest mmmm.. " ur hot baby .. mm.. take off ur pants now..
"NYCockExchange: I lower my hands to pull my pants off, but I am drunk, and stumble to the ground instead. I smash my head against the coffee table, and scream in pain.
sexymaster21: "get up bitch and obey me!" i command loudly
NYCockExchange: I'm crying, rolling on the floor with my hands covering my poor, wounded head. "Ooowww!!! The logs are posted at www.baiting.org!! This HURTS!"
NYCockExchange: I get up and stand. I'm a little shaky.
sexymaster21: good girl.. now take off ur panties .. show me ur cunt...,
NYCockExchange: But my pants are still on. I'll need help taking them off!
sexymaster21: i get down to pull them off
NYCockExchange: At that point, the front door flies open, bashing into the wall. It's the bell boy! He walks over to you and gives you a really tight hug, kind of nuzzling into your neck. He's pressing up against your leg. Although he's wearing pants, you're certain you can feel a huge hard-on underneath them.
sexymaster21: hey.. whats this baiting ... hey bitch u posted my log!!!
NYCockExchange: Oh yeah. Hey, you need a visual aid, I think.
sexymaster21: u r not funny!! what isd this..... r u tryin ot make me look stupid ???
NYCockExchange: o-|-¹< See that? That's me, lying down in a stick figure way.
NYCockExchange: See that thing in the middle? That's my penis. It's erect.
sexymaster21: yeah ur penis is that small to u fukin transexual!!
NYCockExchange: I'm not a transexual. I'm a man.
sexymaster21: yeah but u say u r a girl !!
sexymaster21: thats a transeuxal!
sexymaster21: fucking sick!!!!
NYCockExchange: I've been a man since I was born, I've never had a sex change.
NYCockExchange: Are you gonna suck my cock now, or what? Jesus!
sexymaster21: fuck u
sexymaster21: do u think thats fujnny? why r u tryin to make me look dumb bitch??
NYCockExchange: Maybe the bellboy and I can both fuck you. He's unbuttoning your pants right now.... sliding them down nice and slow.
sexymaster21: iv had enuf role play.. i demand an exlantion!
NYCockExchange: He's singing, "Aaaannd I.... will always... love yoooouuuu......"
NYCockExchange: Huh? You want an explanation?
sexymaster21: eyah!! whats up wit postin me ??? to make fun of me ?? fuckin sicko!!
NYCockExchange: (The bellboy has your pants around your knees, and is unzipping himself, pulling out his cock. He bends you over a little, and slides it in, nice and easy.)
sexymaster21: cut that shit out i am not a fag like ur !!!!
NYCockExchange: He sings, "i wanna sex you up!!! oooh yeah!!!"
sexymaster21: u r not funy exlain yourself!!
NYCockExchange: Well, I guess an explanation is due. Right?
sexymaster21: yes
NYCockExchange: What happened here is that you're a pedophile who has been baited by BastardMessiah, currently the hardest-working baiter on the face of the Earth. *shrugs*
NYCockExchange: Congratulations. You're just another baited pedophile.
sexymaster21: i am not a pedophile
sexymaster21: im a 13 year old girl to haha i trickred u
NYCockExchange: *ROTFLMAO* And I'm not a Master Baiter. I'm a 13 year old girl.
sexymaster21: whatever.. u r one confuses person
NYCockExchange: Look, if you want me to get rid of what I posted, I'll tell you what to do.
sexymaster21: i dont need to do nothin make fun of me.. i m reportin u 2 the polie
NYCockExchange: DAMMIT!!! I'm offering you a chance to redeem yourself, and you act like THIS?!?!?!
sexymaster21: fuck u .. sick o
sexymaster21: i will just change my sn then. no one will no who i am.
NYCockExchange: You won't have to. I can remove the posted conversation.
sexymaster21: no that's ok
sexymaster21: post this one to. idont care.. it might get me laid
NYCockExchange: How are you gonna get laid if you change your SN? Have you thought that out?
sexymaster21: i wont.. its free advertizing..
sexymaster21: u r helpin me
NYCockExchange: Well, talk about a win-win situation!
sexymaster21: yeah thanx .. but u r still a sicko
NYCockExchange: And you're still a pedophile baited by BastardMessiah of www.baiting.org ...Which means you're a humiliated pile of shit who is so fucking goddamned stupid that you think you're going to get laid from this. *shakes head*
sexymaster21: just think when a laide reads the log she will want a master and who will she cum to ?
NYCockExchange: She'll come the the Master Baiter.
Unless she has a 9" cock like mine... then she'll
probably go to you, because you spanked my monkey (jacked me off) so well.sexymaster21: see u r a sicko u mensturbated
NYCockExchange: Don't you dare menstruate, dammit - there's a good chance we'll both get pregnant.
sexymaster21: were not girls obviously
NYCockExchange: (Copyrighted by Sven) No, we're not girls. You're chatting with another guy, who is laughing his fucking ass off.
sexymaster21: neway i dont have time 4 this.. i have real women 2 fuck thanks
NYCockExchange: If there are any women who'd fuck someone who tries to get cybersex all day, I'm sure I've had them already. Enjoy your sloppy seconds.
NYCockExchange: I'll take down your conversation if you block me right now!
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