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by: NYCockExchange
Posted: 10/05/00         Score: 3.5         Votes: 500
An old Forum bait, featuring a truly gullible and stupid pedophile. Woohoo!
GONZOCA22: i'll cyber
NYCockExchange: Cool! Are you home alone?
GONZOCA22: yes
NYCockExchange: Are you jacking?
GONZOCA22: depends...
NYCockExchange: Well, I was gonna suggest...
GONZOCA22: what?
NYCockExchange: Do you have any hot sauce in your house? It's something I do for my boyfriend...
GONZOCA22: yes why?
NYCockExchange: Well, I like to take a drop of hot sauce, and rub it on his hard cock. He cums in, like, 18
seconds.

GONZOCA22: o yeah?
NYCockExchange: Let me know when you get the hot sauce, okay? This'll make our cyber more intense!
GONZOCA22: what would you do to me?
GONZOCA22: brb...
GONZOCA22: ok
NYCockExchange: Cool! I'm going to take my shorts off. Put a drop in your hand, and let's masturbatetogether, okay?
GONZOCA22: so what would you to me?
NYCockExchange: Depends. Where are you right now?
GONZOCA22: in my living room
NYCockExchange: Okay. Can we lay on the couch together?
GONZOCA22: yes
GONZOCA22: what else?
NYCockExchange: Cool! After making out, I'll start to unbutton your pants...
GONZOCA22: yeah?
GONZOCA22: and?
NYCockExchange: And I'd put a little drop of hot sauce on your suck, and start to stroke it.
GONZOCA22: ohh....
GONZOCA22: thats good baby
NYCockExchange: Put a drop on for me? I'll suck it off next.
GONZOCA22: i'm in tingles
GONZOCA22: mmmm...
NYCockExchange: Does it feel good?
GONZOCA22: yes!
GONZOCA22: oh god yes
NYCockExchange: Cool! Put some more on! Stroke it as if I was sucking on it!!
GONZOCA22: oh yeah
NYCockExchange: How much is on your cock?
GONZOCA22: a lot
GONZOCA22: it feels so good
NYCockExchange: Good! Rub it up and down.
GONZOCA22: ohhh
NYCockExchange: Are you gonna cum?
GONZOCA22: im holdin it
NYCockExchange: Cool. I pour hot sauce on my *own cock*, and start sliding it in and out of your ass.
GONZOCA22: what?
GONZOCA22: i dont do that sorry sweetie
NYCockExchange: Cool. I pour hot sauce on my *own cock*, and start sliding it in and out of your ass.
NYCockExchange: Tu culo es MUY caliente!
GONZOCA22: im waiting for you to mount me
NYCockExchange: Okay. I mount you as you bend over, and (with the hot sauce as lubricant), I pound intoyour asshole with my huge, throbbing cock again and again and again.
GONZOCA22: i want to fuck u, not u fucking me!
NYCockExchange: Sure. Can you at least wait until I cum? My balls are slapping against your ass, and I'mabout to spew a huge stream of man-seed (semen) into you.
GONZOCA22: later bye.
NYCockExchange: Wait! I'm about to jizz!
NYCockExchange: Mmmm.... god, that was fucking great. Can you lick my man-rod (cock) off now?
NYCockExchange: It's covered with your shit, my cum, and various "south-of-the-border" spices!
NYCockExchange: Viva la verga!
NYCockExchange: Wait a minute.... this stuff's made in New York City!
NYCockExchange: Get a rope.
GONZOCA22: get a clue.
NYCockExchange: I take the rope, and tie it around your ankles. I then tie your ankles to your wrists, so you'rein a fetal position.
GONZOCA22: i don't feel like talking anymore
NYCockExchange: Once again, I prepare to ass-rape you. I use salsa made by folks in San Antonio, whoknow what picante sauce should taste like!
NYCockExchange: Can we meet?
GONZOCA22: no
GONZOCA22: bye
NYCockExchange: Can I call you? Maybe we can meet at a secluded little Mexican restraunt.
NYCockExchange: My thick mexican cock yearns for you.
NYCockExchange: Hold on, my sister wants to chat with you.
NYCockExchange: Hi! I'm Susanna.
GONZOCA22: hey
NYCockExchange: How are you?
GONZOCA22: i really don't feel like talking to you right now
NYCockExchange: Looks like my brother was being a jerk to you. He's such an asshole. I'm sorry.
GONZOCA22: yeah
NYCockExchange: You're 22? So what do you do for a living?
GONZOCA22: look i'm talking to someone else
NYCockExchange: *sigh* I'm sorry. I'll leave you alone, if you like.
GONZOCA22: i don't mean to sound rude but i would appreciate it if we could leave it at that
NYCockExchange: Wait. Are you having cybersex?
GONZOCA22: no, im haveing a cood conversation
NYCockExchange: Thank you! So am I!
GONZOCA22: nice meeting you, good bye
NYCockExchange: What the fuck, man?!? Why are you being rude to my sister?
GONZOCA22: i don't feel like talking to any else right now
GONZOCA22: sorry man
NYCockExchange: Oh shit.....
GONZOCA22: but im talking with someone that i havn't seen in a long time
GONZOCA22: later
NYCockExchange: Hello. Sorry my two kids are bothering you. I just grounded them.
GONZOCA22
: i got to go
GONZOCA22: bye
NYCockExchange: Okay. See ya.
NYCockExchange
: But... if you don't mind me asking, what do you look like? I'm "curious", if youknow what I mean.
GONZOCA22
: i'm a guy, ok?
NYCockExchange: I know. So am I. Look, I sent my kids to their rooms not because I was mad, butbecause I wanted some privacy with you.
NYCockExchange
: Shit. David got a bunch of picante sauce on the keyboard. I'll clean it off. One
second.

GONZOCA22
: look i can't say this any other way, so i'm just gonna say: i do not wish to speak to you, sogood bye.
NYCockExchange: Hello. My husband went to get some cleaning supplies. Can we chat while he's out?
GONZOCA22: no
NYCockExchange: You don't seem terribly social. What's wrong, pray tell?
GONZOCA22: look i'm not sociable, so leave me alone!
NYCockExchange: I'm sorry you're having a bad day. *hugs*
NYCockExchange: (As I hug you, my hands slip to your waist & unbutton your pants. I pull them down,and bend you over. I push my long, thick, pulsating cock deep into your ass repeatedly. Mmm....)
NYCockExchange: Heh. My wife like to pretend she's a guy online, for whatever reason. How areyou, my young friend?
NYCockExchange
: What do you look like?
NYCockExchange
: I'm 6'2", Mexican, 45, and well-hung.
NYCockExchange
: I'll wait for you all day, mi amigo. Do you have a pic?
GONZOCA22
: no
NYCockExchange: Can you describe yourself, then?
GONZOCA22
: no
NYCockExchange: If it matters to you, my wife is here, and she supports my... "exploring", or
"curiosity".

NYCockExchange
: She can actually stroke my cock, while I type to you. I'll let you know when I cum.
GONZOCA22
: no!!!!
NYCockExchange: Okay, right now, she's playing with my big throbbing dick... It's very, very hard.
Ooohhh.... What are you doing?

NYCockExchange
: OH GOD!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CUM!!! AAHHHHH MMMMMMM!!!!
GONZOCA22
: i want to talk to susanna
NYCockExchange: Mmm... okay. I'll have my wife get her, after she licks all of the cum off of my dick.
GONZOCA22
: fine
NYCockExchange: Hello? I'm back.
GONZOCA22: which on er u?
NYCockExchange: My god... my parents are sooo perverted. It's me, Susanna.
GONZOCA22: look your "brother and friend" say that you "cyber"
GONZOCA22: is that true
GONZOCA22: ?
NYCockExchange: How are you? Are you feeling any better?
NYCockExchange: Me, cyber? Yeah, sometimes.
GONZOCA22: will you with me?
NYCockExchange: Umm, okay. Are you... hard right now?
GONZOCA22: i'm getting there
NYCockExchange: Okay. What can I do to help you cum?
GONZOCA22: i want you do whatever u want to do to me.
NYCockExchange: Okay... Let me take off some of these clothes first, okay?
GONZOCA22: k
NYCockExchange: My mom and dad are having sex in the other room, and my brother's in his... so I'll get
naked and play with my wet, hot clit for you.

GONZOCA22: ok
GONZOCA22: and ill play with my dick for you
NYCockExchange: *taking off clothes* I'll be right back.
GONZOCA22: k
NYCockExchange: Okay! I'm naked... Are you stroking?
GONZOCA22: yes
GONZOCA22: what would you do to me?
NYCockExchange: Mmm... I'm rubbing myself right now. ...If I was there right now? I would....
GONZOCA22: yes?
NYCockExchange: Sorry, I'm slow because I'm masturbating.
GONZOCA22: so am i
NYCockExchange: If I was there, I'd lay down with you on your couch, and let you feel my hot, young
body....

GONZOCA22: and?
NYCockExchange: I would take my huge, thick throbbing cock, and push it deep into your ass repeatedly.
Your whole body would shake as I thrust with lust and fury. Your screams of anguish will delight me,as your colon begins to bleed. I would then shoot hot semen (cum, man-seed, jizz) into your rectalcavity and all over your back. Mmmm....

GONZOCA22: bye
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