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4:20
by: NYCockExchange
Posted: 02/10/01         Score: 3.6         Votes: 500
Marijuana is *bad*, hmmmm-kay?
JawsKorn: hey baby
NYCockExchange: Hey there.
JawsKorn: what u wanna do baby
NYCockExchange: Let's roleplay, okay?
JawsKorn: ok
NYCockExchange: Start.
JawsKorn: uh how?
JawsKorn: like im a pizza guy and i knock on your door
NYCockExchange: I open the door.
NYCockExchange: "Hey! Thanks! How much do I owe you?"
JawsKorn: 52.50
NYCockExchange: "But... I'm just 13! I don't have that kind of cash!"
JawsKorn: well ther is somthing you can do
NYCockExchange: "What would that be, sir?"
JawsKorn: uh get on your knees
NYCockExchange: "Wow! Is that your car?"
JawsKorn: yep
NYCockExchange: "What kind of car is that?"
JawsKorn: bmw z3
NYCockExchange: "Can we go for a drive?"
JawsKorn: sure
JawsKorn: if you suck it
NYCockExchange: "Yeah, sure I will!" *I leave the pizza on the table, and head out to your car. I hop in.*
JawsKorn: i start to drive
JawsKorn: you unzip my pants and go in for it
NYCockExchange: No I don't. I'm opening your glove compartment and looking through it.
JawsKorn: why
NYCockExchange: Seeing if you have any pot. It gets me really horny.
JawsKorn: oh well there is a bong under the seat
NYCockExchange: *I take the bong and fill the bowl with pot from your glove compartment... I take a huge hit, and start coughing*
JawsKorn: r u ok baby
NYCockExchange: *laugh* Yeah, yeah... I'm just feelin' good. *giggle*
JawsKorn: good
NYCockExchange: Hey... I got the munchies. Let's go to the 7-11, okay?
JawsKorn: now have a little of this *i whip out my dick*
JawsKorn: ok what u want
NYCockExchange: *laugh* Hahaha!!! Ohhh, look at that cute lil' dick! I want a slurpee, nachoes, a hamburger, a hot dog, and ice cream, and some Kit-Kat bars!!
JawsKorn: little?
JawsKorn: get the hell out of my car unless you let me fuck you
NYCockExchange: *Takes another hit* Okay, okay.... *laughs* Let's get some food first, and then we can fuck.
NYCockExchange: I WANT TO FUCK YOU BUT I'M HUNGRY!!!
JawsKorn: ok here is some cash
JawsKorn: go get some shit
NYCockExchange: You are sooooooo sweet!!! *I lean over, and give you a little kiss as you pull into the 7-11*
NYCockExchange: *I run inside, then come back with an armful of snacks.*
NYCockExchange: Okay, baby!! Let's ride! *laugh*
JawsKorn: ok
JawsKorn: i speed away
JawsKorn: "so how about that pussy"
NYCockExchange: "Where are we going?" I ask between mouthfuls of hot, spicy nachos.
JawsKorn: my place
NYCockExchange: "Sweet!" *gobbling down a handful of Whoppers*
NYCockExchange: *burp* Are we there yet?
JawsKorn: yep come on in
NYCockExchange: *I try to walk in, but trip on your doorstep, and fall on my face.* Ahh... OUCH!!
JawsKorn: i help you up and your shirt rips and comes off
NYCockExchange: *laugh* "Ha ha ha ha ha.... ouch... Umm. Nice place. Shit... do you have any Kleenex? My nose is bleeding now!!"
JawsKorn: yeah here u go
NYCockExchange: Thank you! *puts Kleenex on my nose* Where's your bedroom?
JawsKorn: here make your self comfertable
JawsKorn: strip down too
NYCockExchange: Okay... *taking off my little skirt, and sitting on your bed* Hey... you have anything to drink? My mouth feels dry!
JawsKorn: u prob. have cotten mouth
JawsKorn: here *i hand you a beer*
NYCockExchange: *laugh* Yeah... heehee... *I open the beer and begin drinking...*
JawsKorn: i come in and im really hard
JawsKorn: i slide next to you and stick it in
NYCockExchange: *laughing really fucking hard*
JawsKorn: oh baby u r so tight
NYCockExchange: I get up and run away, streaking naked through the house, shouting and yelling. "WOOOHOOO!!! LOOK AT ME, I'M NEKKID!!!"
JawsKorn: bye
JawsKorn: u loser
NYCockExchange: C'mon! Chase after me! Pin me down and fuck the shit out of me!!!
JawsKorn: thats ok
JawsKorn: i want to have real sex
JawsKorn: see ya baby
NYCockExchange: *sigh* I walk back into your bedroom, naked, and I hop on top of you.
JawsKorn: thats what im talking about
JawsKorn: ride me bitch
JawsKorn: fuck me hard
NYCockExchange: I'm fucking the shit out of you, riding you like a cowboy on a wild steer!
JawsKorn: oh baby
JawsKorn: ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah
JawsKorn: more
JawsKorn: more
NYCockExchange: I grab my huge, rock-hard cock, and slam it into your asshole. It makes farting sounds, which are barely audible under your screams of terror. Your man-pussy begins to tear and bleed as my manhood thrusts in and out of you.
JawsKorn: uh yuck
JawsKorn: bye
NYCockExchange: Then I puke. All of the nachos, beer, whoppers, twizzlers, hamburger and pizza pour from out of my mouth and onto your back. It slides down your trembling back and down your crack, lubricating my chucky man-meat.
NYCockExchange: Blood & half-digested food runs down your sides and legs. I shoot my hot cock-cream into your lower intestine, groaning loudly. Then I choke you to death and piss on you. I leave your puke-covered, semen-filled body to raid your fridge, take a shower, hop into your car, take another couple of bong hits, then drive away into the night.

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