BagelMan13G: wanna fuvk or something?
NYCockExchange: Sure thing... Bagels are sexy.
NYCockExchange: They're soft & they have little holes in the middle.
NYCockExchange: That's a good start.
BagelMan13G: lol
BagelMan13G: how big yur tits?
NYCockExchange: They are tiny because of my sex and age.
BagelMan13G: oh ok
NYCockExchange: Yeah.
BagelMan13G: u or mr start?
BagelMan13G: me
NYCockExchange: I'd like Mr. start.... So I'll begin, if that's okay with you.
NYCockExchange: We all have our preferences, you know?
BagelMan13G: ok
NYCockExchange: Alright - we start off in a hotel. We just entered our room, and we're unpacking our bags.
BagelMan13G: what u wanna do after we unpack?
NYCockExchange: I think it'd be great if we ordered some champagne!
What
do you think?BagelMan13G: I would like that
BagelMan13G: -calls room service and orders a bottle of champagne
NYCockExchange: Sweet!
I get on the bed, and start to undress.NYCockExchange: Soon, there is a knock on the door.
BagelMan13G: - goes to the door and grabs the bottle before the man sees you
NYCockExchange: It's a bellboy at the door, with a bottle of champagne. He holds it out to you, at first with an expectant look...
NYCockExchange: ...then the look changes to one of amazement. He looks you up and down, eyeballing every inch of your body.
BagelMan13G: got a problem?
NYCockExchange: (Who are you talking to?)
BagelMan13G: bellboy
NYCockExchange: He smiles back nervously, and nods.
NYCockExchange: Then he runs away.
BagelMan13G: that was strange
BagelMan13G: takes the bottle, and opens it with foam comming out the end
NYCockExchange: "Yes," I say, as I start to unbutton my pants. "He seems like a quiet fellow."
NYCockExchange: Mmm... I like long, hard things that foam.
BagelMan13G: lol
BagelMan13G: takes the bottle and pours some into two glasses
NYCockExchange: As you pour the champagne, there is another knock on the door.
BagelMan13G: goes and sees whos at the door
NYCockExchange: It's the bellboy! He is holding a dozen red roses, and he hands them to you.
BagelMan13G: whos this for?
NYCockExchange: He enters the room slowly, unbuttoning his shirt. He begins singing, "This one goes out to the one I love...."
BagelMan13G: stares in puzzlement
NYCockExchange: The bellboy walks toward you, with his arms open wide. Soon, you find the roses behind you, as he takes you in a warm embrace.
BagelMan13G: screams,"What the hell!?"
NYCockExchange: You can feel him pressing against your leg; it's obvious that he has an erection. As you scream, he lowers his hands to your buttocks, and grabs firmly. I watch in amusement.
BagelMan13G: pushes him off of me screaming at him
NYCockExchange: He stumbles back, falling against the wall. He seems a little hurt... but more emotionally than physically.
BagelMan13G: asks him,"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
NYCockExchange: He quickly regains his composure. He stands up and brushes himself off. Then, he stares you right in the eyes, and sings, "You've lost... that lovin' feeling!! Whooa-oooh, that lovin' feeling! You've lost that loooovin' feeling, now it's gone, gone, gone!"
BagelMan13G: laughs very hard
NYCockExchange: As you're laughing, the bellboy runs up to you, and embraces you again - this time with one arm. You find his other arm between your clenched bodies, his hand fumbling desperately for your zipper.
BagelMan13G: is really pissed off now, I make a fist and connect quite hard with his jaw
NYCockExchange: The bellboy is hit hard! He flies back into the wall, and crumples to the ground again.
NYCockExchange: I sit on the bed, a little shocked at the sudden display of violence.
BagelMan13G: asks,"Now are you gonna tell me what you're trying to do?"
NYCockExchange: (Who are you talking to?)
BagelMan13G: (bellboy)
NYCockExchange: The bellboy, once again, shows a look of pain and surprise. He slowly gets to his feet, with a tear in his eye.
NYCockExchange: He dusts himself off, then looks at you. Suddenly, his mouth flies open, and he sings: "Do you really want to huuuurt me? Do you really want to make me cry??"
BagelMan13G: looks confused, turns to you and asks,"Do you know what this is about?
NYCockExchange: "I'm not sure," I answer, rubbing my chin. "Did you forget to pay him for the champagne?"
NYCockExchange: "Either that, or he wants hot sex with you." I shrug.
BagelMan13G: takes a hundred dollar bill out of his wallet and hands it to the bellboy, "Now get lost"
NYCockExchange: The bellboy looks down at the $100 dollar bill, resting in your outstretched palm. He takes it from you, and heads for the door.
BagelMan13G: all that for money? jeez
BagelMan13G: jumps on the bed next to where you are and says,"You in the mood?"
NYCockExchange: Suddenly, the bellboy spins around! He throws the Benjamin to the ground, and starts singing, "You don't have to be rich, to be my girl! You don't have to be cool, to rule my world! Ain't no particular sign, I'm compatible with, I just want your extra touch, your.... KISS!"
BagelMan13G: (you want me to go with this guy?)
NYCockExchange: (It's up to you! I personally don't like having sex with flaming homosexuals, but it's up to you.)
BagelMan13G: (um no, can we just get to the good stuff?)
NYCockExchange: (Sure!
) I take a drink of the champagne. "You sure do
know how to pick the right hotels, BagelMan!" I smile.BagelMan13G: takes a drink also
BagelMan13G: goes over to you and kisses you deeply, moving his tongue into your mouth
NYCockExchange: I begin unbuttoning your pants. I fumble with the button and zipper, then pull the pants down to your knees.
BagelMan13G: moves his hands up yur shirt, unsnapping yur bra
NYCockExchange: I moan lightly, leaning my head back. Suddenly, my eyes open wide - I stare into the space behind you, and you feel a hand tapping on your shoulder.
BagelMan13G: I turn
NYCockExchange: It's the bellboy! He's standing before you, completely naked. "Oh, Bagel, Bagel, how was I supposed to know? That something wasn't right! Oh Bagel, Bagel, I shouldn't have let you go... Show me how you want it to be... tell me Bagel, 'cause I need to know now!"
BagelMan13G: says,"screw it!"
NYCockExchange: He has an erection, and he's stroking it. His eyes move up and down, between your face and your ass. He smiles suggestively.
BagelMan13G: fine
BagelMan13G: continues kissing you
NYCockExchange: I wrap my arms around you, leaning in for a kiss. You can taste the champagne on my breath.
BagelMan13G: moves his hands to yur tits, and squeezes em
BagelMan13G: kisses you
NYCockExchange: You can also feel a hard, thick penis poking at your rectum, followed by a couple of strong bellboy hands on your hips.
BagelMan13G: ouch!
BagelMan13G: moves my hands down to yur zipper, unzipps it revealing yur panties
NYCockExchange: As his large, erect cock works it's way into your colon, you can hear him singing, "I want to know what love is! I want you to show me!"
NYCockExchange: (I'm not wearing panties.
I'm wearing boxers.)BagelMan13G: slides down yur boxers
BagelMan13G: slides his hard cock into yur pussy, pushing very hard
NYCockExchange: As you slide my boxers down, I quickly glare up at the Bellboy, and tell him that I want to trade places with him.
NYCockExchange: The bellboy nods, with a knowing grin. I move out from under you, and get behind your bent frame. The bellboy squirms his way under your semi-naked body, face-down.
NYCockExchange: He reaches behind himself, groping for your cock. Finding it, he directs it into his ass. At precisely the same moment, you feel *my* thick, hard 10" cock sliding into your ass.
NYCockExchange: The bellboy sings, with a strained voice: "People of the world! Join hands! And let's start a love train! Love train!"
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