NYCockExchange: Not much... get lookin' to get off.
CrAsHoUt5: oh really hows that
NYCockExchange: Alright... How old are you?
CrAsHoUt5: 21 m tx u?
NYCockExchange: 13-F-UT
CrAsHoUt5: pic?
CrAsHoUt5: ?
NYCockExchange. CrAsHoUt5 is now directly connected.
NYCockExchange:I'm on the left.
CrAsHoUt5: damn ur hot have nemore?
NYCockExchange: Maybe!
CrAsHoUt5: what can i do to see them?
NYCockExchange: You get to play a fun game with me. If you win, you get ALL of my nude pics.
CrAsHoUt5: dear lord yes
NYCockExchange: Okay!
You're in my house, standing at the entrance. Your
mission, should you choose to accept it - find my naked pics.CrAsHoUt5: and i do this how?
NYCockExchange: The entrance is behind you. You're standing inside the front door, in the living room. There's a hallway to the right, a kitchen in front, and a den to the left.
NYCockExchange: Where do you go?
CrAsHoUt5: hallway
NYCockExchange: You start walking down the hallway. There are doors to the left and right near you, and there are doors to the left and right further down the hall.
NYCockExchange: Where now?
CrAsHoUt5: further to the right
NYCockExchange: Further down the hall, to the right?
CrAsHoUt5: yeah
NYCockExchange: Alrighty - you're in my older brother's room. You see him lying in his bed, naked. His arm is around his "lover", Jason. The room smells like sex & shit, due to their homosexual lovemaking.
CrAsHoUt5: so i get the fuck oput of their and find u
NYCockExchange: You hear my brother moan a little, as you slam the door behind you. You return the the hallway's entrance. There are doors to the left and right near you, and there are doors to the left and right further down the hall. Where will you go now?
CrAsHoUt5: further down to the right
NYCockExchange: Further down the hall, to the right?
CrAsHoUt5: yes wherever u r
NYCockExchange: You walk further down the hall, to the right. Once again, you're in my older brother's room. You see him lying in his bed, naked. His arm is around his "lover", Jason. The room smells like sex & shit, due to their homosexual lovemaking.
NYCockExchange: My brother looks up at you. "Hey... Can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" He leans over and licks Jason on the neck, who smiles in his sleep.
CrAsHoUt5: i gwt out of their, what type of game is this, i wanna see u
NYCockExchange: You leave the room. You return the the hallway's entrance. There are doors to the left and right near you, and there are doors to the left and right further down the hall. Where will you go now?
CrAsHoUt5: just to the left?
NYCockExchange: You walk into the door to the left. It is the bathroom. It smells a *lot* like piss, because my dad can't hit a target when he's drunk. The floor feels a little slippery. You look to the floor to find a yellow, pungent liquid at your feet. You can see floaties in the liquid. You look at the clogged toilet, and suddenly understand.
NYCockExchange: What next?
CrAsHoUt5: i walk back out and go to the door at the right
NYCockExchange: Okay. This is my little sister's room. There are N*Sync & BSB posters, a bed with pink sheet, a closet, and dresser. My sister is sleeping with her teddy bear tucked under her arm. You hear a door creak open elsewhere in the hallway. What will you do here?
CrAsHoUt5: see who creaked the door
NYCockExchange: You walk back into the hallway. You see my brother standing there, naked. There are traces of his lover's feces on his semi-erect cock. He looks at you, smiles, and says, "Hey... I didn't mean to be rude earlier. Why don't you come on in?" He gestures towards his room. (The further-right room.)
CrAsHoUt5: say no thanks go to the further left room, the room I was never in, and Ill find u
NYCockExchange: You walk into the further-left room. This is my room. There is a closet, dressers, a bed, and a nightstand.
CrAsHoUt5: i look in ur dresser for ur pics
NYCockExchange: There are three drawers... will you look in the bottom, middle, or top?
CrAsHoUt5: bottom
NYCockExchange: You open the bottom drawer and see my collection of wife-beaters, boxers, and socks. They are well-folded & clean!
CrAsHoUt5: look under them and make sure they aint in there and then I llok in ur nightstand, am I getting close?
NYCockExchange: (You were close!
) You look in my nightstand, and find my little
black book. It's full of girls' names & numbers, with up to 5 stars by each name.CrAsHoUt5: hmmmmm i go back and look in ur top dresser droor
NYCockExchange: You look in the top dresser drawer.... This drawer is kind of cluttered with books, magazines, and papers.
CrAsHoUt5: sort through it all and look for pics, will I find them?
NYCockExchange: You find my Penthouse Forum magazine, and a Photo Album!
!!!CrAsHoUt5: open the album
NYCockExchange: You look at the first page of the album. There is a picture of my grandpa, fishing naked off the side of his yacht. His grey-haired balls are nearly sagging to his knees.
CrAsHoUt5: i flip thprugh and try and find u
NYCockExchange: You turn the pages, flipping through them carefully until you find a picture of me. In fact, there are several pictures, and they are all nude!!
CrAsHoUt5: may i see them
NYCockExchange: My brother knocks on the door, and it swings open. He stands there, furiously stroking his cock. "What are you doing in my brother's room?" he asks.
CrAsHoUt5: i ask him to leave and ask u to show me ur pictures
NYCockExchange: My brother walks into the room with you, and slams the door shut. "Please tell me what you're doing in my brother's room, okay? You seem like a nice guy, but I don't know who you are."
CrAsHoUt5: are u a fucking guy?
NYCockExchange: As my brother gets your attention, I suddenly burst from the closet, naked as can be! My erection wobbles from side to side before I pin you to the ground and shove my hard, throbbing cock into your asshole! My brother shouts with glee, pumping a fist into the air.
"Jason! We got another one!"
CrAsHoUt5 direct connection is closed.
NYCockExchange: I pump away at your asshole, thrusting harder and harder each time. I soon withdraw with a loud grunt, my hot, sticky semen spraying out and covering your back. My brother approaches, and the tag is made.
NYCockExchange: Soon, the the feces on my brother's cock have blended with your own... It feels like a creamy treat in your colon, being stirred by his ponderous pork-piston. His screams of, "Take it ALL, bitch!" drown out the sound of his cock plunging in and out of your bleeding love-hole.
NYCockExchange: When you regain consciousness, you are lying on the floor. Your ass is torn to shreds and bleeding profusely. Your quest to fuck prepubescent girls on the internet has come to a miserable end.
*THE END*
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