NYCockExchange: Hey there.
disyoshi: sup?
NYCockExchange: Nothin'.
disyoshi: pic?
NYCockExchange: Nope.
disyoshi: damn
disyoshi: what do you look like?
NYCockExchange: Why?
disyoshi: y not? arent you curious as to what i look like?
NYCockExchange: Of course I'm curious, send your pic.
disyoshi: what makes you think that i have one??
disyoshi wants to directly connect. disyoshi is now directly connected.
disyoshi:
NYCockExchange: Just a face shot?
disyoshi: what else do you want??
NYCockExchange: It should be obvious.
disyoshi: y is that
?NYCockExchange: Hrmmm... figure it out.
disyoshi: what do you look like?
disyoshi: only fair that i at least have an idea of what you look like, right?
NYCockExchange: Sure.
disyoshi: so...
NYCockExchange: So?
NYCockExchange: I guess I could give you my pic. *shrugs*
disyoshi: you have one then??
NYCockExchange: play a little game with me, and I'll show you my pic, okay?
disyoshi: whats the game?
NYCockExchange: Here's the game: You're in my house, and you're looking for a naked picture of me. You have to find it, okay?
disyoshi: k
NYCockExchange: Right now, you're standing inside the front door, in the living room. There's a hallway to the right, a kitchen in front, and a den to the left. What will you do?
disyoshi direct connection is closed.
disyoshi: interesting game
NYCockExchange: Thanks.
disyoshi: hallway
NYCockExchange: You start walking down the hallway. There are doors to the left and right near you, and there are doors to the left and right further down the hall.
disyoshi: i feel as though i have played this game before
NYCockExchange: Good - then you know how to win it, right?
disyoshi: dont remember that
disyoshi: far door on the right
NYCockExchange: You walk further down the hall, to the right. Once again, you're in my older brother's room. You see him lying in his bed, naked. His arm is around his "lover", Jason. The room smells like sex & shit, due to their homosexual lovemaking.
disyoshi: i run out
disyoshi: throw up in the hallway
disyoshi: go in the door in front of me
NYCockExchange: You leave the room, leaving a puddle of your own vomit. You return the the hallway's entrance. There are doors to the left and right near you, and there are doors to the left and right further down the hall. Where will you go now?
disyoshi: go in the door in front of me
NYCockExchange: There's no door in front of you. There's a hallway with 4 doors.
disyoshi: oh ok
disyoshi: door down hallway on the right
NYCockExchange: You walk further down the hall, to the right. Once again, you're in my older brother's room. You see him lying in his bed, naked. His arm is around his "lover", Jason. The room smells like sex & shit, due to their homosexual lovemaking. My brother looks up at you. "Hey... Can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" He leans over and licks Jason on the neck, who smiles in his sleep.
disyoshi: what the fuck?
disyoshi: i run across the hall into the other room
NYCockExchange: Er... which other room?
disyoshi: what are my choices
NYCockExchange: You are at the hallway's entrance. There are doors to the left and right near you, and there are doors to the left and right further down the hall. Where will you go now?
disyoshi: far door on left
NYCockExchange: You walk into the door to the left. It is the bathroom. It smells a *lot* like piss. The floor feels a little slippery. You look to the floor to find a yellow, pungent liquid at your feet. You can see floaties in the liquid. You look at the clogged toilet, and suddenly understand.
disyoshi: got some fucked up shit in your house
disyoshi: near door on the left
NYCockExchange: Okay. This is my little sister's room. There are N*Sync & BSB posters, a bed with pink sheet, a closet, and dresser. My sister is sleeping with her teddy bear tucked under her arm. You hear a door creak open elsewhere in the hallway. What will you do here?
disyoshi: eehhhh....
disyoshi: near door on the right
NYCockExchange: You walk into the near door on the right. This is my room. There is a closet, dressers, a bed, and a nightstand.
disyoshi: i strip and jump in your bed and wait for you
NYCockExchange: How are you going to find my pic if you are in my bed, naked?
disyoshi: hopefully ill just find you??
disyoshi: or perhaps i should go through the drawer in your nightstand
NYCockExchange: Well, shit - we'll have to start the game over again, then. This game isn't set up for you finding *me*, we'll have to play it different.
disyoshi: oh come on, just send me your pic
NYCockExchange: Nightstand?
disyoshi: you said you had a nightstand in your room
NYCockExchange: Right. Just double-checking. Top, middle, or bottom drawer?
disyoshi: lets start with the top
NYCockExchange: You open the top drawer, and see my panties, socks, and bras.
disyoshi: thongs?
NYCockExchange: Nope. I don't own thongs. They get up in my asscrack and they make me feel funny, as anything that goes in there does.
NYCockExchange: What do you do now?
disyoshi: as strong as the urge is to strip and prance around in your underwear, i close the drawer and check the middle drawer
NYCockExchange: Okay! This drawer is kind of cluttered with books, magazines, and papers.
disyoshi: i search threw it
disyoshi: could be hidden in a book or something
NYCockExchange: You find a Playboy and a Photo Album!
disyoshi: is it in the phota album?
NYCockExchange: Maybe. You have to look.
disyoshi: im looking
NYCockExchange: Okay. First page has a pic of my friends Joe and Jacob. They're naked and sucking each other's dicks.
disyoshi: sick
NYCockExchange: Shhh. It's *my* photo album, you shouldn't critisize it.
disyoshi: sorry
NYCockExchange: *criticize
disyoshi: next page please
NYCockExchange: Next page has a picture of my friend Megan, eating raw pork blindfolded.
disyoshi: last page
NYCockExchange: There is a picture of me on the last page!
disyoshi: naked?
NYCockExchange: I am laying, mostly naked on my bed. My head is on the pillow, and my legs are partly spread.
disyoshi: nice pic
disyoshi: can i have that one?
NYCockExchange: I have a little white tube top on, and a small plaid skirt. My glorious chunk of throbbing man-cock is poking out of the skirt.
disyoshi: what the fuck
NYCockExchange: As you wonder this, staring at the picture, you feel hands on your shoulders....
NYCockExchange: I grab you from behind, bend you over, and shove my huge, pulsating cock into your ass! Again and again and again I pound into you!
disyoshi: fucking sick
NYCockExchange: Soon, my man-seed (semen) fills your bowels. As it drips from your asshole, I force you to your knees and hold my cock in front of your mouth. ...You know what to do!
NYCockExchange: My cock is awaiting impatiently. What do you do?
disyoshi: no
NYCockExchange: I backfist you, and hit your mouth with tremendous power!! Having no teeth, I pry open your mouth and slide my massive dick in! You can taste your shit & my cum on my cock
disyoshi: crack?
disyoshi: are you on crack?
disyoshi: scary shit
disyoshi: just IM to chat and you start this shit
NYCockExchange: My brother knocks on the door, and it swings open. He stands there, furiously stroking his cock. "What are you doing in my brother's room?" he asks.
NYCockExchange: My brother walks into the room with you, and slams the door shut. "Please tell me what you're doing in my brother's room, okay? You seem like a nice guy, but I don't know who you are."
disyoshi: riiiight
NYCockExchange: ...You choose not to respond. He sees your lack of response as a submissive gesture on your part, and he bends you over and starts fucking you in the ass.
disyoshi: so you are a fucking focker posing as a chick
NYCockExchange: Soon, the the feces on my brother's cock have blended with your own... It feels like a creamy treat in your colon, being stirred by his ponderous pork-piston. His screams of, "Take it ALL, bitch!" drown out the sound of his cock plunging in and out of your bleeding love-hole.
disyoshi: oh my god
disyoshi: that is fucking sick shit
disyoshi: i hope you dont think of this shit on your own
NYCockExchange: When you regain consciousness, you are lying on the floor. Your ass is torn to shreds and bleeding profusely. Your quest to fuck prepubescent girls on the internet has come to a miserable end.
*THE END*
disyoshi: holy shit
NYCockExchange: Play again? (Y/N)
disyoshi: you do this often
disyoshi: i just wanted to talk, shit
NYCockExchange: Play again? (Y/N)
disyoshi: no
disyoshi: that was fucked up
disyoshi: who the fuck are you
disyoshi: is this entertainment for you
disyoshi: aight, not talking anymore
disyoshi: later then
disyoshi: thanks for the laughs
NYCockExchange: Play again? (Y/N)
disyoshi: N
disyoshi: fucked up game
NYCockExchange: Right now, you're standing inside the front door, in the living room. There's a hallway to the right, a kitchen in front, and a den to the left. What will you do?
disyoshi: run out of that fucked up house
NYCockExchange: The door is locked. You run into the front door face-first, then stumble backwards onto the carpet. You feel warm, fresh blood flowing from your nose.
disyoshi: ouch
NYCockExchange: You're lying on your back and bleeding inside the front door, in the living room. There's a hallway to the right, a kitchen in front, and a den to the left. What will you do?
disyoshi: kitchen
NYCockExchange: The kitchen seems empty.
disyoshi: so...
disyoshi: at least some focker isnt railing me
NYCockExchange: I suddenly burst from the hallway, naked as can be! My erection wobbles from side to side before I pin you to the ground and shove my hard, throbbing cock into your asshole!
disyoshi: fucked up game
NYCockExchange: Soon, my man-seed (semen) fills your bowels. As it drips from your asshole, I force you to your knees and hold my cock in front of your mouth.
disyoshi: way to copy and paste
NYCockExchange: Sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel insignificant by using so little effort on you.
NYCockExchange: I'll send you my pic.
NYCockExchange.
disyoshi: im not sure i want your pic
disyoshi: ]what kind of pic are you goign to send me
NYCockExchange: It's a pic of me.
NYCockExchange: You've been through a lot, you deserve it.
disyoshi: who are you
disyoshi is now directly connected.
NYCockExchange: C:WINDOWSDesktopsexoffender.jpg
disyoshi direct connection is closed.
NYCockExchange: Play again? (Y/N)
disyoshi: n
NYCockExchange: Right now, you're standing inside the front door, in the living room. There's a hallway to the right, a kitchen in front, and a den to the left. What will you do?
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