tenchi27858: hi there
NYCockExchange: Hi. Aren't I a little young for you? Your info says you want 18-22.
tenchi27858: its ok
tenchi27858: do u have a pic?
NYCockExchange: Are you sure it's okay?
tenchi27858: yeah
tenchi27858: pic?
tenchi27858: u there?
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I am here.
tenchi27858: pic?
NYCockExchange: That's the third time you asked for it. You think I'm some kind of retard?
tenchi27858: no
tenchi27858: just wanted to know if u had one
tenchi27858: do u want to cyber?
tenchi27858: are we going to cyber or what?
NYCockExchange: I guess so. I can't find anyone older right now.
tenchi27858: what do u look like?
NYCockExchange: GODFUCKING CHRIST-TEABAG.
NYCockExchange: Why are you so hung up on my looks?
tenchi27858: i want to have a picture in my head of the person im cybering with
NYCockExchange: Big deal. I don't care.
tenchi27858: take ur shirt off
tenchi27858: how big are titties?
NYCockExchange: Asking about my looks again. Why don't you get to know me, first?
tenchi27858: ok
tenchi27858: how are u doing?
NYCockExchange: I am okay. Yourself?
tenchi27858: im bored
tenchi27858: what type of music do u listen too?
tenchi27858: u there?
NYCockExchange: I'm not so much into music, as I am into poetry.
NYCockExchange: I don't just share my poems with anyone, though... In fact, I haven't shared them with *anyone*. You can be the first.
tenchi27858: whose ur fave poet
NYCockExchange: I like Robert Frost, his style takes me another world. He was a true poet.
tenchi27858: i like egar allen poe
NYCockExchange: That's cool. You don't find him... umm... a little morbid?
tenchi27858: no
NYCockExchange: Good! Well, let me share my poems with you, okay?
tenchi27858: ok
NYCockExchange:
NYCockExchange: time comes to a halt as we fuck / father time gets a stab wound in the back / between the ribs / blood flows into his lungs so he cannot even scream in pain / yet, the death begets a new life / joy takes the stage in this act of life / like an infant rising out of a c-section cut
NYCockExchange: Do you like it?
tenchi27858: pretty cool
NYCockExchange: Right on! What is your interpretation of these verses? How do they speak to your heart and soul?
tenchi27858: its like we are dust in the wind
NYCockExchange: Oh? That was a little different than what I had in mind, but, hey! Whatever makes your monkey jump, I guess.
tenchi27858: ur pretty cool
NYCockExchange: Thanks. What I had in mind, really, was a scene of myself stabbing a guy in the back during sex, then gutting him.
NYCockExchange: Anyway, here's my next poem!
NYCockExchange: when you entered my life/ my heart shit out all of it's pain / like phlegm leaving a emphezymic man's lungs / as the morning sun rises / into the vericose-vein coloured sky
tenchi27858: cool
NYCockExchange: I'm glad you like it!
tenchi27858: what else do u like besides poetry
NYCockExchange: Why? Don't you like my poetry?
tenchi27858: i do
tenchi27858: will u go out with me?
NYCockExchange: Sweet! Let me send you another poem, then!
NYCockExchange: Wow, this is better than sex!!
NYCockExchange: our love shall endure eternally / as we both rot in our graves, and the maggots infest our rotting corpses / the fly-larvae can eat our hearts / but our love shall endure / like the memory of Hitler
tenchi27858: now thats nasty
tenchi27858: i like it
NYCockExchange: Right on! We will make a great match, I think! But tell me - how does it speak to you? What is it's inner meaning?
tenchi27858: it says that we will love each other no matter what happens to our bodys
NYCockExchange: I don't think you read deeply enough into that.
tenchi27858: i have been upfor 20 hours
tenchi27858: im kinda tired
NYCockExchange: What I had in mind was something *really* romantic. See, Hitler was a man who stood up for what he believed in - even though the world told him that he was wrong. The maggots I mentioned are like the bodies of all of the dead, greasy Jews... you know how the Holocaust tainted Hitler's image, right?
tenchi27858: yes
tenchi27858: tell u what ill do
NYCockExchange: Well, that was what it was about; standing up for your ideals even when there are massive piles of dead Jews around you.
tenchi27858: ill give u m emaill and u can send me ur poems when ever u want
NYCockExchange: I suppose I could e-mail them to you. That means you're leaving? I thought we were gonna cyberfuck?
tenchi27858: im not leaving
tenchi27858: i like ur poems
NYCockExchange: Oh, okay!
You rock! Here's another poem for you, then!!tenchi27858: ok
NYCockExchange: you've brought a new feeling to my soul / a feeling of getting rammed by a huge, black 14-inch cock / penetrating me so thickly, i feel my ribs will crack / and the bones will poke out through my tits / and my colon will burst / and your cock will push my stomach and intestines up into my throat / and i will choke and die / gggghhhhrrgggg *dies*
tenchi27858: that was not cool
NYCockExchange: Huh? Why not?
tenchi27858: it was gross
tenchi27858: i like the other one
tenchi27858: ones
tenchi27858: but that was just gross
NYCockExchange: I think it was a beautiful description of my lust for huge, meaty, black cock.
tenchi27858: cool
NYCockExchange: So, you see the inner meaning of it now? You accept it?
tenchi27858: heres my email sailorninja_27858@yahoo.com
NYCockExchange: I'll take that as a sign of acceptance! You're peachy-keen!!
NYCockExchange: Here's another one, just for you:
NYCockExchange: when you shoved that huge, black cock so deep into me / i thought it was going to go right up through my throat / and poke into my little white brains / my brains would have expanded / like my gaping anus / and pushed out through my eyes / and my eyes would roll across the floor / and be eaten by rats / in the end, everyone wins / even the rats
tenchi27858: thats the wrong one
tenchi27858: killer
tenchi27858: heres my real email trunks27858@hotmail.com
NYCockExchange: Let's not talk about e-mail. It's like a sign that you are leaving.
tenchi27858: im not
tenchi27858: but no more poems for now
NYCockExchange: Why not? I feel as if you're just beginning to know me! I have 37 more poems on my hard drive, pieces of my soul that should not go unconsidered!!
tenchi27858: email them t me
tenchi27858: i will be leaving in an hour
NYCockExchange: Why should I do that, when I can paste them in this IM window, for you? Don't you want to read and discuss my poems with me?
tenchi27858: its 5:30 in the morning
NYCockExchange: So? Read my fucking poems, goddammit!!
tenchi27858: what timee is it there?
tenchi27858: ok
tenchi27858: 5 more
NYCockExchange: Time doesn't matter! Time is not of the essence... these are pieces of my goddamned Christ-teabagging soul that cannot die!! Are you gonna read them, or are you gonna make dripping-cunt excuses that you're sleep-deprived?
tenchi27858: 5 more
tenchi27858: im ready to read
NYCockExchange: Thanks. That's very nice of you. I'll even let you choose the topic for each of the next 5 poems!
NYCockExchange: Which kind of poems do you want? I have ones about sex, my dog (Angie), my ex-boyfriend, and some about my cock, as well.
tenchi27858: arent u a girl?
NYCockExchange: Huh?
tenchi27858: u have a cock?
NYCockExchange: Yes.
tenchi27858: arent u a girl?
NYCockExchange: Girl? What the fuck are you talking about?
NYCockExchange: Hello?
tenchi27858: u said on ur profile u are a girl
NYCockExchange: My profile is a poem.
NYCockExchange: You missed it's meaning.
tenchi27858: are u gay?
NYCockExchange: Does it matter if the author of timeless classics is gay?
NYCockExchange: I don't do any research to find out if Robert Frost or Edgar Allen Poe took it in the ass.
tenchi27858: how old are u?
NYCockExchange: I'm 45, as if that matters. Just read my fucking poems, and critique them when I ask you to. Have some fucking respect for your elders, alright?
NYCockExchange: Shit... you kids, these days... *sigh*
NYCockExchange: Here's my next one. I call this, "My meeting with Tenchi." It's very sensuous and violent.
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