NYCockExchange: I'm not talking to you anymore. I hate you.
Ben Spliffman: why?
NYCockExchange: Because I was sitting there naked for about half an hour, waiting for you to come back. And my dad walked in on me.
Ben Spliffman: what did he say??
NYCockExchange: I don't want to talk about it.
Ben Spliffman: c'mon, please hun?
Ben Spliffman: has he ever seen u naked before?
NYCockExchange: I told you I don't want to talk about it.
Ben Spliffman: if i send u a pic will u talk about it?
NYCockExchange: I fucking TOLD you I don't want to talk about it, goddammit!!!
NYCockExchange: Will you LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?
Ben Spliffman: i thought we could be good friends
NYCockExchange: What the fuck?!?!?! After all that I went through because of you, you have the fucking BALLS to ask me if you can be my friend?
NYCockExchange: I hope you rot in hell, you fucking piece of shit!
Ben Spliffman: i didnt do anything to u on purpose
NYCockExchange: I don't give a fuck what you did, and if it was on purpose or not!!
Ben Spliffman: its not my fault ur dad caught u masturbating u know.
NYCockExchange: Yes it fucking is!! If I wasn't sitting there for half an hour waiting for you, he never would have caught me and raped me!!!
Ben Spliffman: he raped you!?
NYCockExchange: ISN'T THAT WHAT I JUST FUCKING SAID?!?!? I FUCKING SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, IF YOU ASK A STUPID PIGSHIT QUESTION LIKE THAT AGAIN, I WILL FUCKING BLOCK YOU FASTER THAN DALE EARNHARDT HITTING THE WALL!!
Ben Spliffman: u need to tell someone
Ben Spliffman: call the cops!
NYCockExchange: No.
Ben Spliffman: u have to
NYCockExchange: NO!!! He is my DAD, I don't want him to go to prison and get assraped by some big fucking black guy!!
Ben Spliffman: so its better that he rape you!? did you bleed?
NYCockExchange: How would you like to live the rest of YOUR fucking life, telling your friends that YOUR dad was getting buttfucked in jail?
Ben Spliffman: its better than him buttfucking yoU!!!!!
NYCockExchange: The buttfucking wasn't THAT bad.
Ben Spliffman: how can you say that!?
NYCockExchange: It wasn't as bad as when he forced me to give him a blowjob. I still have bruises on my cheeks from where he grabbed me, forcing my mouth open.
Ben Spliffman: was it hard to do?
NYCockExchange: Oh, fuck you!!! You just want to hear about it so you can fucking leave me alone in front of the computer again while you jack off!!!
Ben Spliffman: no, my sister caught me yesterday thats why I had to go.
Ben Spliffman: it was pretty embarrasing!
NYCockExchange: Embarassing?!?! What's a little embarassment, compared to having your dad fuck the shit out of you?!
Ben Spliffman: ur right its not as bad, but im just telling you the reason that I had to go
NYCockExchange: How old is your sister?
Ben Spliffman: 24
NYCockExchange: What happened?
Ben Spliffman: she just started lecturing me and sorta giggling and stuff. and askaing me fucked up questions
NYCockExchange: What kind of questions?
Ben Spliffman: its not important
NYCockExchange: Yes it is... I think you're making the whole thing up!!
Ben Spliffman: why would i make that up!?
NYCockExchange: You don't even have a sister, you're just saying that to make me feel better about you leaving!!
Ben Spliffman: no i do have a sister her name is Becca
NYCockExchange: I told you what happened to ME last night, I told you a LOT more than I was ever planning on telling you. Now you won't tell me anything. See what an asshole you are?
Ben Spliffman: im not an asshole. she was asking me how long i've been doing it for and how big i was and fucked up shit like that ok! ARE U HAPPY??
NYCockExchange: Is that all she asked?
Ben Spliffman: yes
NYCockExchange: LIAR!!!!
NYCockExchange: Do you even have a picture of your sister?!
Ben Spliffman: no y would i have one?
NYCockExchange: To prove to me that you're not just making this fucking bullshit story up to make me feel better!!! The last thing I need right now is for YOU to start feeding me bullshit stories!
Ben Spliffman: im not lying! HOLY SHIT
NYCockExchange: Do you have a scanner? I want a picture of your sister, at the VERY least. Then I will know that you're not a liar, and I will trust you again.
Ben Spliffman: no i dont have a scanner
NYCockExchange: Well, that's really fucking convenient.
Ben Spliffman: listen if u dont believe me fine
NYCockExchange: She asked you how big your dick was?
Ben Spliffman: yeah
NYCockExchange: And what did you tell her?
Ben Spliffman: i told her i wasnt going to tell her and that she was weird
NYCockExchange: And what did she say?
Ben Spliffman: that she was going to tell mom and dad that she caught me jacking off
NYCockExchange: What did you say to her, then?
Ben Spliffman: i kept telling her that she wouldnt dare
NYCockExchange: And did she tell your mom and dad?
Ben Spliffman: i dont think so.....
NYCockExchange: I wonder why she wanted to know how big your dick is.
Ben Spliffman: i dont know, it was freaking me out!
NYCockExchange: Do you think she wanted to suck your dick?
Ben Spliffman: ew! no
NYCockExchange: Maybe she wanted it in her pussy, then?
Ben Spliffman: no!
NYCockExchange: Well, then that only leaves the ass. She wanted you to put your cock in her brown eye.
Ben Spliffman: EW!~
NYCockExchange: Why are you saying that? Haven't you ever fantasized about typing your sister up with duct tape, and shoving your cock into wherever it can fit?
Ben Spliffman: no
Ben Spliffman: ew, maybe u raped ur dad!
NYCockExchange: What about just jacking off all over her face? Maybe getting some cum in her eyes or hair?
Ben Spliffman: i've thought about that first one
NYCockExchange: Hey - don't give me any shit about ME raping my dad. That's not fucking funny AT ALL. It's because of him that I am this way.
Ben Spliffman: what way?
NYCockExchange: The way that made you accuse me of raping my dad. ...And if you EVER make a fucking sick joke like that again, I WILL fucking block you.
Ben Spliffman: calm down :oP
NYCockExchange: Yeah, it's easy for you to say. All that happened is that your sister walked in on you jacking off. I got fucking raped.
Ben Spliffman: how did it happen?
NYCockExchange: It started with me being at the computer naked for half an hour, waiting for you to get back to me. But you were too much of a quivering little fucking pussy... you were too emotionally affected by your sister seeing you jack off to tell me that you had to go.
Ben Spliffman: i didnt want her to watch me!
NYCockExchange: Maybe she *wanted* to watch you!! Maybe she wanted to suck your dick for you while you cybered with me.... that's probably why she asked how big your dick is!
Ben Spliffman: u think so??
NYCockExchange: Why the fuck else would she ask? Your sister wants your cock!
Ben Spliffman: thats sorta cool. damn now im horny again
NYCockExchange: Because you want your sister to give you a blowjob?
Ben Spliffman: i dunno......
NYCockExchange: You were just thinking about your sister giving you a fucking blowjob, and now your dick is hard. Am I right?
Ben Spliffman: maybe :OP
NYCockExchange: Don't get fucking sassy on me, fucker. That's a yes or no question.
Ben Spliffman: yes! OK!!!!
NYCockExchange: You have a lot of guts to admit that.
Ben Spliffman: whatever
NYCockExchange: I just paid you a compliment, and you're gonna be a fucking cock about it? Jerk!
Ben Spliffman: im embarrased
NYCockExchange: I know. That's WHY I said that you have a lot of guts to admit that. Okay?
Ben Spliffman: ok, thank you.
NYCockExchange: I'm also starting to think that you REALLY like incest, so you left me in front of the computer naked to get raped by my dad while you went away from the keyboard to fuck your sister.
Ben Spliffman: thats not true
NYCockExchange: You've been totally honest during this whole conversation?
Ben Spliffman: yes!!!!!
NYCockExchange: Okay. I appreciate your honesty. Are you still horny?
Ben Spliffman: yes
NYCockExchange: Well, I am too. A little. The sight of the blood slowly leaking out of my pussy is kind of a turn-on.
Ben Spliffman: y?
NYCockExchange: I dunno. Anyways, let's role-play.
Ben Spliffman: ok.......
NYCockExchange: You be yourself, and I'll be your sister.
Ben Spliffman: hehehe, ok.
Ben Spliffman: hi becca
NYCockExchange: Hi!! So you're jacking off, huh?!
Ben Spliffman: yup, as you can see....
NYCockExchange: Ha ha ha!! I caught you jacking off in front of the computer, you little shit!! So, how big is your dick?
NYCockExchange:
Ben Spliffman: i dont know ive never measured
NYCockExchange: Well, maybe I can tell mom and dad, and they'll measure it FOR you!!
Ben Spliffman: no no dont!
NYCockExchange: Why not?! You'd better give me some good incentive why I shouldn't... I think they'll be interested in knowing that their 19-year-old son was jacking off to a 13-year-old girl typing on the computer!!
Ben Spliffman: she was hot
NYCockExchange: Yeah? Well, what are you going to do for ME, so I won't tell?
Ben Spliffman: anything
NYCockExchange: Like WHAT, you little shit? Be specific!
Ben Spliffman: measure my dick for you
NYCockExchange: Is that all?
Ben Spliffman: for now
NYCockExchange: Measure your dick for me, Ben!
Ben Spliffman: ok hold on i have to find a ruler
NYCockExchange: Okay - I'll make sure mom and dad won't come in! I'll be right back!!
Ben Spliffman: ok
NYCockExchange: *I make a licking motion at you with my tongue, then run out*
Ben Spliffman: hehehehe!
NYCockExchange: (Did you measure your dick yet?)
Ben Spliffman: yup
NYCockExchange: (From down the hallway: "Mom!! Dad!! Ben's jacking off in front of the computer!!)
Ben Spliffman: hey!!!!
NYCockExchange: You hear footsteps thundering toward your room, and your dad runs in.
Ben Spliffman:
NYCockExchange: Ben!! What the fuck are you doing, goddammit!!??
Ben Spliffman: nothing!
NYCockExchange: Becca told me that you were jacking off.... what are you doing with that ruler on your... penis?!?
Ben Spliffman: nothing dad........
NYCockExchange: For God's sake, son!! You wanna get off?? I'll show you what getting off is all about!!
NYCockExchange: TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING PANTS!!
Ben Spliffman: ok
NYCockExchange: NOW, GODDAMMIT!!
NYCockExchange: BEND OVER THE COMPUTER DESK!!
Ben Spliffman: i dont like this game anybody
Ben Spliffman: anymore
NYCockExchange: I don't care WHAT you fucking like, son - I'm going to teach you a fucking lesson!!
Ben Spliffman: ur going on ignore soon
NYCockExchange: Your dad grabs you and throws you against the computer desk. He turns you around, and shoves his meaty, hairy cock deep into your asshole, drawing blood.
NYCockExchange: It feels like a red-hot poker is being driven into your ass repeatedly, as he grunts and shouts at you.
Ben Spliffman: ur a freak
NYCockExchange: NOW, THIS IS GETTING OFF, BEN!!! YOU FEEL MY COCK IN YOUR ASSHOLE??!!
NYCockExchange: YOU LIKE THAT FUCKING SHIT?!?!
NYCockExchange: He hits you from behind, bruising your kidneys. You feel his hand pushing your head down to the desk, as his gut pounds agaisnt your tailbone.
Ben Spliffman: ur off my list
NYCockExchange: Your mother enters the room and strips naked and starts masturbating. Being the more intelligent of us siblings, I grab the video camera, walk back into the room, and say, "Lights! Camera! Action!!"
Auto response from Ben Spliffman: I am away from my computer right now.
NYCockExchange: Sure, go fuck your sister. Then suck my dick when you're done.
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