Our Savior: Hi fuck face
CRUETyrone: 'sup dude?
Our Savior: Go away or I shall smite thee.
CRUETyrone: how much power do you really have?
Our Savior: Tons
CRUETyrone: i thought you couldn't curse
Our Savior: well, you sure were fucking wrong on that one...
CRUETyrone: will i go to to hell for taking your name in vain?
Our Savior: no...you are to insignifigant for me to care...
CRUETyrone: doesn't it make your heart burn?
Our Savior: no, eating spicy foods does though
CRUETyrone: that totally sux
Our Savior: so does your ugly ass colored text, it hurts my eyes
CRUETyrone: sorry, i can do no better
Our Savior: there's a huge goddamn surprise
CRUETyrone: i'm sure god's not too happy with your use of his name.
Our Savior: ah...he's a fucking prick anyway
CRUETyrone: and frankly, you're insulting me with your bad talk of christianity.
Our Savior: oh darn...well thats a shame....
Our Savior: Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The energizer bunny, The Prince of Penile implants.
CRUETyrone: ??????
Our Savior: Matthew 26:39 And he went a little farther, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let Jospeh implant his love child into my awaiting colon. And God said Yes. There was much rejoycing.
CRUETyrone: what is your problem?
Our Savior: Mark 9:36 And he took a child, and set him in the midst of them: and when he had taken him in his arms, he said unto them,
37 Whosoever shall receive one of such children in my name, receiveth me: and whosoever shall receive me, thou must lure them into thine churches where thou art free to molest them and have wild pre-pubescent orgys.
CRUETyrone: sjut up
Our Savior: Psalms 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.You goddamn bastards.
CRUETyrone: SHUT UP!
Our Savior: Exodous 22:16 And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife. If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins. This payment shall be known as a 'Pearl Necklace'.
CRUETyrone: shut up you heathen!!!
Our Savior: Deuteronomy 22:13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, hey bitch, you get into the kitchen and bake me a pie! This man shall be welcomed into heaven and praised. For He does not take shit from the bitches.
CRUETyrone: i'm sick of this
Our Savior: you started it you damn non believer
CRUETyrone: fine have it way
Our Savior: if thou wouldst speak the the language the way the lord intended it perhaps I would understand thee
CRUETyrone: fineth
CRUETyrone: Haveth thou way
Our Savior: that doesnt make sense you idiot
CRUETyrone: thine
Our Savior: WHAT?
CRUETyrone: fucketh thou
Our Savior: oh, thats clever
CRUETyrone: so are you
Our Savior: Leviticus 5:4 Or if a soul swear, pronouncing with his lips to do evil, or to do good, whatsoever it be that a man shall pronounce with an oath, and it be hid from him; when he knoweth of it, then he shall be guilty in one of these.
CRUETyrone: damn i was hoping to harass a christian
Our Savior: you are a fucking stud!
CRUETyrone: thanx
Our Savior: is that why you were being such a pussy and sending me warnings?
CRUETyrone: kind of
Our Savior: oh, well that really makes sense then....
CRUETyrone: well, its been fun. i was trying to play the part of the offended christian.
CRUETyrone: see you later
Our Savior: well yippe for you...all you played was the part of a moron
Our Savior: its your full-time job
CRUETyrone: cou7ld be
Our Savior: you are just proving it even more with each word...
CRUETyrone: you do this all day?
Our Savior: talk to mental-midgets? yep!
Our Savior: are you an incoherent dipshit all day?
CRUETyrone: i haven't done it in about a year.
Our Savior: done what? are you trying to establish some sort of bond with me now because you now realize my supreme power?
CRUETyrone: what power?
CRUETyrone: you sit on the computer all day?
Our Savior: that coming from a real social type person really hurts...you got me
CRUETyrone: who said i was a social person?
CRUETyrone: anyway,
CRUETyrone: ggffygyjn;lkuyfdhj',bngfrtuipljncts8yo'plkljnfttes76r
CRUETyrone: damn i love sanwiTCHES I THINK I'LL OPEN A DELI
Our Savior: holy shit...are you smoking crack now?
CRUETyrone: CRACK IS BAD YOU HAVE TO FIX 'M
Our Savior: please speak in complete sentances
CRUETyrone: YOU USE NO PUNTUATION THEREFORE YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE
Our Savior: but still explain to me what "CRACK IS BAD YOU HAVE TO FIX 'M" means
CRUETyrone: YOU HAVE TO FIX CRACKS SOMEONE MIGHT TRIP UPON THEM
Our Savior: wow...thats about the second lamest statement i have ever heard anyone make
CRUETyrone: YEAH WELL YOU'RE THE LAMEST STAEMENT IN THE FRIGGINB GAY-ASSED UNIVERSE
Our Savior: lol...that beats the crack one
CRUETyrone: SHOT THRU THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME.......
CRUETyrone: DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME.
Our Savior: oh my...thats pretty pathetic...let me break out my "Bad rock songs from the 80's" lyric book so I can compete
CRUETyrone: WHER'S THE PUNCTUATION FUCKASS?
Our Savior: lets see...how about "Ohhh aaaa ohhh aaa ohhh....Hangin' Tough"...New Kids on the Block
CRUETyrone: NEW KIDS WERE EARLY 90'S AND A POP GROUP SHITFACE
Our Savior: oh damnit...i cannot compete with your musical genius.
CRUETyrone: I KNOW EVERYTHING
Our Savior: obviously
CRUETyrone: EVEN MORE THAN YOU JESUS
Our Savior: hey, at least I can work my Caps Lock key!
CRUETyrone: CAN YOU REALLY CALL YOURSELF THE LORD IF YOU DON'T KNOW EVERY THING??
CRUETyrone: CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK IT ROCKS MORE THAN JESUS
Our Savior: haha this is getting funnier and funnier....
CRUETyrone: NO, YOU'RE GETTING FUNNIER AND FUNNIER
Our Savior: please, sing me some more songs about the wonders of computer keyboards and your saviour
CRUETyrone: WHAT SAVIOR?
Our Savior: me, jesus
CRUETyrone: I'M NOT CHRISTIAN
CRUETyrone: YOU COULDN'T SAVE A LEFTOVER SANDWICH FROM MY DELI
Our Savior: you certainly meet the requirements...stupid gullible illiterate = Christain
CRUETyrone: ARE YOU ISLAMIC? PRAISE ALLAH!!!
CRUETyrone: AND THAT MUHAMMAD ASSHOLE TOO
Our Savior: what the hell are you talking about now?
CRUETyrone: DAMN BABY DON'T GET FIESTY!!
Our Savior: what?
CRUETyrone: DO YOU PLAY POKéMON?
Our Savior: umm no
CRUETyrone: sure thing....
Our Savior: huh?
CRUETyrone: I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I LOVE DRAWING PICTURES OF PENIS
Our Savior: oh boy!
CRUETyrone: IT ROX
CRUETyrone: LIKE CIGARS?
Our Savior: only in my vagina
CRUETyrone: OOOOOOOO!!!! CRUSTY CRUSTY YOU SMELL MUSTY
Our Savior: yay, i love your songs
CRUETyrone: I LOVE YOU
Our Savior: im sure you do
CRUETyrone: WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIO??
Our Savior: yea I guess
CRUETyrone: WHO ARE YOU
Our Savior: hello? im jesus
CRUETyrone: WELL THEN, HELP ME OUT HERE BUDDY. I LIKE TO LISTEN TO NORWEIGEN MUSIC THAT TALKS ABOUT BURNING CHURCHES, AND THERE'S AN ABANDONED CHURCH IN MY BACKWARD. LET ME TELL YOU, TEMPTATION IS SETTING IN...
Our Savior: umm burn yourself inside the chruch, take care of two problems at once
CRUETyrone: BUH
CRUETyrone: OH WELL, THEY'RE TEARING IT DOWN TO BUILD A PARK ANYWAYS
CRUETyrone: WASN'T IN YOU IN STAR WARS?
Our Savior: aren't you in a fucking in idiot?
CRUETyrone: Our Savior: aren't you in a fucking in idiot? DOESNT REALLY MAKE SENSE
Our Savior: like "WASN'T IN YOU IN STAR WARS?" does....
Our Savior: ..dipshit
CRUETyrone: PUGH YOU
Our Savior: Random-Combination-Of-Letters YOU too!
CRUETyrone: AS IN PUGH YOU STINK
Our Savior: christ, but a dictionary
Our Savior: err buy one too
CRUETyrone: ????
Our Savior: i think some of your illiteracy is rubbing off on me
CRUETyrone: WHAT EVER
CRUETyrone: IF YOU WONT BE A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT
Our Savior: about what?
CRUETyrone: FEEL FREE TO SHOW THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS, AS IF YOU HAVE ANY
Our Savior: dont worry....
CRUETyrone: 8===>()-:
CRUETyrone: BYE
Our Savior: is that a life size picture of your genitals?
Our Savior: that is much larger than I thought it would be
CRUETyrone: WHAT IS IT NOW CUNT RAG
Our Savior: i was admiring the sweet-ass picture of your tiny little pee-pee you drew me
CRUETyrone: WHATS THAT MEAN?
Our Savior: i think its pretty clear
Our Savior: i want you to shove that man-popsicle into my ass
CRUETyrone: I'D LOVE TOO
Our Savior: sweet
CRUETyrone: FUN IS GOOD
Our Savior: wow, thats fucking poetic
CRUETyrone: WHAT IS?
Our Savior: keep up with the conversation please
CRUETyrone: I MADE IT CLEAR SHITASS
Our Savior: you did?
CRUETyrone: VERY
Our Savior: hmm what did you make clear?
CRUETyrone: I NEED TO GO NOW
Our Savior: oh darn..where oh where will i find more conversation on par with you?!?!?
CRUETyrone: TRY A PUBLIC RESTROOM IN A BUS STAION
Our Savior: well a floating turd in a toilet *does* sound a lot like you...
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