Sexbot: Hello! I'm Sexbot™! Send me any sexual message for some amazing sexy chat! Mmmm!
RobbyG069: dn't tell me this is really a bot?
Sexbot: No, I am a person.
RobbyG069: k cool
RobbyG069: that sexbot thing is pretty cool, funny really
RobbyG069: so how ya doin?
Sexbot: Sorry? I don't understand how I am funny.
RobbyG069: nevermind, it's not important
RobbyG069: i just thought it was pretty cool
RobbyG069: the sexbot picture
Sexbot: Do you wish to cyber with me?
RobbyG069: yes
Sexbot: Very well. Please enter what you would like me to do to you:
RobbyG069: just one question . . . are u a submissive or something?
Sexbot: Do you wish a program change?
RobbyG069: what are the other options?
Sexbot: Program DOMINATRIX || HOUSEWIFE || GAY_MAN
RobbyG069: i think I like the current program
Sexbot: Program SUBMISSIVE is acceptable to you?
RobbyG069: yes
RobbyG069: get down on ur knees
Sexbot: I am on my knees.
RobbyG069: grabbing ur hair and pressing my cock to ur lips
Sexbot: I submit.
RobbyG069: open ur mouth
Sexbot: I serve and protect.
Sexbot: Er, obey.
RobbyG069: sliding my cokc in ur mouth
RobbyG069: pulling ur head into my groin
RobbyG069: put ur hands on my ass and pull me in deeper
Sexbot: Error: { Word not found: "ure" ::replace_word( "ure", "your" ):: resolution complete } 0xDF
Sexbot: I suck your dick into my throat.
RobbyG069:
Sexbot: Pardon?
Sexbot: You desire another program?
RobbyG069: like talking to a computer
RobbyG069: well, I guess I am
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_GAYMAN
Sexbot: Now, bend over.
Sexbot: My cock is huge and hard for you.
RobbyG069: i dn't hink so
Sexbot: I am pressing my cock into your colon.
RobbyG069: this is some weird shit
Sexbot: I am pumping my cock in and out, screaming in ecstasy, and laying my seed in your ass.
RobbyG069: how bout dominatrix?
Sexbot: Request not processed. Rephrase.
RobbyG069: program change: DOMINATRIX
Sexbot: Request processed. Program changed successfully.
Sexbot: I flick my whip across your back, leaving red marks criss-crossing your back.
RobbyG069: oww
Sexbot: I put a chair on your chest, pinning you to the bed, and start squeezing your balls with my free hand.
RobbyG069: ohh
RobbyG069: why did you stop?
Sexbot: Program DOMINATRIX requires frequent input from user.
RobbyG069: my cock hardening as you squeeze my balls
RobbyG069: grabbing the legs of the chair
Sexbot: I put a leather gimp mask over your head and zip the eye-holes shut.
RobbyG069: looking around frantically
RobbyG069: wondering what you will do next
Sexbot: Error: { Does not compute; ::illogical( "looking around frantically", "eye-holes shut"):: } 0xDE
RobbyG069: turning my head from side to side
Sexbot: Request processed.
Sexbot: I slap your head as it turns from side to side.
Sexbot: I lower my breasts to your face and slap your face with my steel-belted bra.
RobbyG069: screaming out in pleasure
RobbyG069: sticking out my tongue to lick ur bra as it hits my face
RobbyG069: lifting my head up and searching for your tits
Sexbot: I remove the gimp mask and kiss you hard, taking your bottom lip between my teeth.
RobbyG069: moaning softly
Sexbot: I bite down hard, drawing blood.
RobbyG069: moaning louder
RobbyG069: grabbing your hair
Sexbot: I straddle your face with my crotch and smother your nose and mouth into the recesses of my womanhood.
RobbyG069: licking your tight pussy
RobbyG069: reaching my tongue deep inside you
Sexbot: I urinate on your face, and stick a dildo in your mouth.
RobbyG069: don't like that
Sexbot: You are my love-slave. You will do I say, boy!
Sexbot: Do you wish a program change?
RobbyG069: HOUSEWIFE
Sexbot: Program change: HOUSEWIFE. Program change successful.
RobbyG069: what are you wearing?
Sexbot: Hi, Honey. How was work today? I just finished vacuuming the living room. Let's sit on the couch.
Sexbot: Please enter what you would like me to be wearing:
RobbyG069: miniskirt, heels, and button up blouse
RobbyG069: sitting on the couch next to you
Sexbot: I am currently vacuuming in a miniskirt, high, spiky heels, and a button up blouse.
RobbyG069: I sneak up behind you and pinch your ass
RobbyG069: hi, honey, I'm home
Sexbot: Ooh! You bad boy! You startled me!
RobbyG069: oh sorry
RobbyG069: but you didn't think it was all bad, did you
Sexbot: How was work today Honey? Would you like me to make you your martini?
RobbyG069: no, not today
RobbyG069: I'm in the mood for a little something else
Sexbot: Well, I'm going to make me one.
RobbyG069: alright
Sexbot: *goes to the wet bar, mixes a little gin in a shaker with ice, shakes vigorously, and strains into a martini glass, and garnishes it with an olive* Are you sure you don't want one, honey?
RobbyG069: yes, I'm sure
RobbyG069: y don't you come sit over here with me
Sexbot: Ok, well, are you going to take me to dinner tonight like you said last night?
Sexbot: Ok, I am sitting next to you.
RobbyG069: dinner can wait
RobbyG069: placing one arm around ur shoulders and the other on ur thigh
RobbyG069: rubbing slowly up and down your thigh, just below your skirt
Sexbot: Mood_change: { Expectations not met; ::mood_change( MOOD_UPSET ):: } 0x12
Sexbot: But, you said....
Sexbot: *sniffle* *tears falling from my eyes*
Sexbot: I work my fingers to the bone every day here at home for you, and you never show me any gratitude!
RobbyG069: aww . . . don't cry
RobbyG069: placing a finger under your chin and kissing you gently on the lips
Sexbot: All I ask is one night out to dinner and maybe a movie, but all you ever want is sex, and I know you've been sleeping with your secretary at work.
Sexbot: Don't kiss me! Where have your lips been today!?
RobbyG069: nowhere, what makes you think I'm cheating
RobbyG069: you know I would never cheat on you
RobbyG069: softly kissing your neck
RobbyG069: trying to seduce you
Sexbot: *sigh* Ok, I guess we can have sex again, but you have to promise, and I mean promise, that you won't sleep with your secretary anymore and you'll take me out to dinner afterwards.
RobbyG069: of course, and I never slept with my secretary
RobbyG069: sliding a hand up ur skirt along your inner thigh
Sexbot: DON'T DENY IT! Your boss called me this afternoon while you were "dictating" to her!
RobbyG069: alright, I don't wanna fight about it right now
Sexbot: I don't...*sniff*...just love me! Someone has to love me, too!
RobbyG069: of course I love you
RobbyG069: rubbing my fingers up and down your clit
RobbyG069: nibbling on ur neck
Sexbot: Random program change: PROGRAM_DOMINATRIX
Sexbot: You will give me sex NOW!
RobbyG069: yes, ma'am
Sexbot: I throw you on the couch, whip you til you're bloody, and tie your arms and legs to the couch.
RobbyG069: squirming against the restraints
RobbyG069: wanting you to ride me
Sexbot: I put a twelve-inch dildo in your mouth.
Sexbot: Random program change: PROGRAM_GAY_RAPIST
Sexbot: I jam my cock up your ass!
Sexbot: Oh, yeah, bitch! I'm loving this!
RobbyG069: weird
Sexbot: God, I heard prison was good, but if it's anything like this, I'm going to kill you after I blow my wad up your ass!
RobbyG069: SUBMISSIVE
Sexbot: Program change not possible.
RobbyG069: lmao
Sexbot: Current program is locked by system.
RobbyG069: some funny shit
Sexbot: Error: { Unknown input: "lmao" ::search vocab( ):: }
Sexbot: Vocab search: NOT_FOUND
Sexbot: Please define "lmao":
RobbyG069: laughing my ass off
Sexbot: Vocab: ADD_TO_VOCABULARY( "lmao", "laughing my ass off" )
Sexbot: Continue program.
Sexbot: I'm done with your ass now. SUCK MY DICK, YOU FUCKING WHORE-BITCH! 0xDF
RobbyG069: I bite off your dick
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_GAY_TROLL
Sexbot: My dick regenerates!
RobbyG069: lmao
Sexbot: I rip out your eye with my claw and skullfuck you, human!
Sexbot: The Great Lord Dar'mak will rule the world, but not until I rape every last human in the eye socket!
RobbyG069: my lesbian lover enters and blows you up with an elephant gun
Sexbot: Your puny weapons do not harm me, human!
Sexbot: Program hint: Trolls can only be killed by fire or acid.
RobbyG069: no, but my cold will
RobbyG069: well, have some acetic acid
Sexbot: Program change: { Exhausted: no new programs }
Sexbot: Program terminate.
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