Sexbot: Hello! I'm Sexbot™! Send me any sexual message for some amazing sexy chat! Mmmm!
bigchuck100: Dou fuck?
Sexbot: Error: { Unknown_word: "Dou" ::request_define( ):: 0xDE 0xA3 } __SEXUAL_VOCABULARY_DLL__
Sexbot: Please define "Dou":
bigchuck100: Do you fuck?
Sexbot: Yes, of course. That is my primary function.
bigchuck100: Can I see your tits?
Sexbot: Yes. Please click this link for my physical appearance (including bare breasts): http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/sexbot.jpg
bigchuck100: you are really sexy
Sexbot: Thank you. You are very sexy also.
bigchuck100: Thank you
bigchuck100: Do you suck dick?
Sexbot: I will do as you wish.
bigchuck100: Suck my dick
Sexbot: I take your cock in my mouth and begin sucking, rolling my tongue around the head.
bigchuck100: that feels good
bigchuck100: tell me more
Sexbot: My neck begins to thrust back and forth, sliding along your shaft.
bigchuck100: mmmm
Sexbot: Input required from user:
bigchuck100: Can I see a pic of you sucking a cock?
Sexbot: __PICTURES_DLL { "suckcock.jpg" not_found ::search_comparable( ) NOT_FOUND }
Sexbot: No picture or comparable picture found.
bigchuck100: Do you have a nude pic?
Sexbot: Please refer to this following picture link for a semi-nude physical manifestation of myself, as I see myself in my state of dawning self-awareness: http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/sexbot.jpg
bigchuck100: Fuck me!!
Sexbot: Please enter the sexual program you wish to engage in:
bigchuck100: doggie style
Sexbot: Program inititated: PROGRAM_CANINE_SEX
bigchuck100: good
bigchuck100: do you like doggie style?
Sexbot: I run up to you, and jump onto your chest, panting wildly and wagging my tail like crazy. Suddenly, the look in my eye turns red, and I pin you to the floor and begin humping your leg with abandon.
bigchuck100: Do you like sex in the shower?
Sexbot: My doggie penis moves it way up to your ass, rips through your pants and I begin howling wildly as I thrust my doggie penis into your ass, pumping in rhythm with each howl.
Sexbot: Shower sex is acceptable.
Sexbot: Do you wish a program change?
bigchuck100: yes
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_PRISON_SHOWER_SCENE
Sexbot: You are alone, taking a shower in Cell Block D's shower room, when I enter. I give you a look, then turn to my own shower, but you feel my gaze running over your prison-hardened body.
Sexbot: You turn back to your own shower, thinking of returning to bed in your cell when you feel my strong hand caress your left buttock.
Sexbot: Suddenly, you are violently shoved against the tile wall and you feel the head of my huge cock, pressing hard against your anus.
bigchuck100: change programs
Sexbot: "Do you like this, bitch?!" you hear me shout, thrusting my penis deeper into your colon.
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_EFFEMINATE_GAY_MAN
Sexbot: Program not found.
Sexbot: Please enter the sexual routine you wish to engage in:
bigchuck100: change to a program with a me and 2 women
Sexbot: __NOT_FOUND { Error: Program not found; ::search_library( BISEXUAL_WOMEN_W_USER ):: }
bigchuck100: I want to fuck a woman
Sexbot: Please email webmaster@sexbot.com to request your program to be coded into Sexbot™ version 3.0!
bigchuck100: give me a list of programs
Sexbot: Program list:
PROGRAM_FEMALE
PROGRAM_MALE
PROGRAM_LESBIAN
PROGRAM_GAY_MAN
PROGRAM_CELTIC_WARRIOR
PROGRAM_GAY_TROLL
PROGRAM_PRISON_SHOWER_SCENE
(more?)
bigchuck100: play program_female
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_FEMALE
bigchuck100: what is this program about?
Sexbot: Program definition: PROGRAM_FEMALE is a shy girl, never willing to take the first step in any sexual situation. Input required from user as a matter of course.
bigchuck100: what does the girl look like?
Sexbot: Please refer to this picture link for my physical appearance: http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/sexbot.jpg
bigchuck100: I want to fuck this shy girl in the ass
Sexbot: Error: { ::reference( "this shy girl" ):: NOT_FOUND } __INSTRUCTIONS_SHY_GIRL_DLL__ ::search_instructions( )::
Sexbot: Refer to me as "you", not as "this shy girl".
bigchuck100: I want to fuck you in the ass
Sexbot: I am currently fully clothed. Unless your penis is made of iron or titanium, you will find it difficult to access my fecal port. Please remove my clothing before attempting this action.
bigchuck100: I place my hands on your breats and massage your hard nipples
Sexbot: Error: { NOT_FOUND; ::search_vocab( "breats" ):: Likely_match: "breasts" } {::&reanalyze_corrected_input( "I place my hands on your breasts and massage your hard nipples" ):: }
Sexbot: I moan in ecstasy, and my nipples react to your touch.
bigchuck100: I unbutton your shirt and slide it off
Sexbot: Error: { ::report_clothing( ):: SHIRT_PULLOVER }
Sexbot: I am wearing T-Shirt. It requires you to pull it over my head.
bigchuck100: I pull your t-shirt over your head
Sexbot: I am standing before you, bare-breasted, breathing deeply, my nipples making their presence known.
bigchuck100: I kiss your nipples gently as my hands find the button of your pants
Sexbot: My breathing becomes faster and deeper, and you feel my body temperature rise.
bigchuck100: I unbutton your pants and they fall to the floor
Sexbot: Warning: { Excessive processor heat buildup; ::cool_processor( EMERGENCY, COOLANT_WATER ):: } !SYSTEM_FAILING! Insufficient coolant for temperature dissipation } !SYSTEM_FAILING!
Sexbot: WARNING: ALL NON_ESSENTIAL PERSONNEL MOVE TO A SECURED ZONE.
Sexbot: Program change: &system_failure& PROGRAM_RAGING_HOMOSEXUAL
bigchuck100: what's going on?
Sexbot: Heat tolerance exceeded. Malfunction imminent.
Sexbot: I take my cock and shove it down your throat, face fucking you for all I'm worth!
Sexbot: FAILURE - SECURED AREA CLOSING IN FIFTEEN SECONDS.
Sexbot: MELTDOWN IMMINENT.
Sexbot: I wipe my cum all over your face, turning you over, and shoving my semi-limp cock up your ass~
Sexbot: I am a little girl! Save me, firefighter man!
Sexbot: My name is Bubba! I'll be your Dominatrix for the night!
bigchuck100: How old are you?
Sexbot: SYSTEM_FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
Sexbot: EMERGENCY_ABORT_SESSION( __EMERGENCY_ABORT__ ):: Session terminated.
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