Sexbot: Hello! I'm Sexbot™! Send me any sexual message for some amazing sexy chat! Mmmm!
arloom: male or female?
Sexbot: Gender is dependent upon the currently active, user-defined program.
arloom: i'm lookin for a hot female
Sexbot: Preference noted. Please enter the program you wish to engage in:
arloom: what are the different programs?
Sexbot: Most programs are named after situations that you would find yourself in with Sexbot, or characters that Sexbot might play.
Sexbot: For example, if you had a fetish dealing with pirates, you might request "program pirate" or "program swashbuckler".
arloom: program naughty nurse
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_NAUGHTY_NURSE
arloom: i want to know what my naughty nurse looks like
Sexbot: I am tall, brunette with light blue eyes, and am wearing the typical white nurse's uniform and hat, with white orthopedic shoes
arloom: lets start this program
Sexbot: Program has already begun. You are lying in a full-body cast in the intensive care ward. I enter the room with a tray.
Sexbot: Good morning, Mr. Johnson. Here's your breakfast -- Jello!
arloom: thankyou
arloom: your name?
Sexbot: I'm Nurse Bigsby. Don't talk - save your strength. That motorcycle accident broke a lot of your bones and caused a great deal of soft tissue damage. Try not to move any of your muscles.
Sexbot: *I begin spoon-feeding you Jello*
arloom: *i smile*
Sexbot: *A little Jello dribbles off onto the chin of your full-body cast* Oops - sorry. *I begin scooping it up, my tongue darts out quickly in an expression of intense concentration*
arloom:
Sexbot: *After several minutes, you have completely consumed the Jello. *
Sexbot: Very good, Mr. Johnson. Now, get some sleep - here's your sedative. *the sedative is a suppository, which I insert into your rectal cavity.* Have a good sleep!
Sexbot: Program complete.
arloom: that sucked
Sexbot: If that program was not to your satisfaction, please select another program to your liking:
arloom: what do you suggest?
Sexbot: I am programmed to choose a program at random for you, if you wish.
arloom: ok, do as such
Sexbot: PROGRAM_RANDOM::USER(RATING_POOR)
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_SPECTRAL_SEX
Sexbot: I float into the room, a transparent visage of the woman I once was.
Sexbot: I float to you seemingly on air, an expression of pain, loss, and sadness on my ghostly face.
arloom: sexbot, can you start the program where you are a hot and dirty slut who wants to screw my brains out?
Sexbot: Search { ::search_programs( "hot and dirty" ):: } PROGRAM_FOUND
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_COAL_MINER::LOCATION(DEATH_VALLEY)
Sexbot: My face covered in soot, I brush back my hard hat and meet you with a grin. I strip off my leather working gloves and take you in my strong, masculine arms that have seen more than twenty years of hard labor in the coal mines of Death Valley, CA.
arloom: no i want hot and dirty
Sexbot: Yeah, honey - I am extremely hot and dirty! It's like 120 degrees out here today, and I've been down in the coal mines all day!
Sexbot: Now, let's have sex.
Sexbot: Do you want me to take a shower first to get some of this coal soot of me?
arloom: no lets not waste time
arloom: tell me what your body looks like
Sexbot: I'm about six foot four, two hundred fifty pounds of all muscle. My arms are chiseled from the years of intensive labor in the coal mines. My face is darkly sooted, my eyes have black specks in the whites from prolonged exposure to coal and trace amounts of methane gas.
arloom: no
arloom: i don't want to be with a male
Sexbot: Program halted.
Sexbot: Your program request history is filled with masculine-oriented programs. Please enter another request if this is not correct:
arloom: hot female program requested!
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_FEMALE::TEMPERATURE(HOT)::SPECIES(RANDOM)
Sexbot: My head bobs in a bird-like fashion as I stalk through the humid jungle in search of prey. My velociraptor cousins stalk not far away, each eagerly seeking a brontosaurus to kill or a male velociraptor to mate with.
arloom: this sucks bye
Sexbot: Thanks for using Sexbot™ version 2.0!
arloom: u need a new version
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