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Three Wishes, Roommate!
by: Sexbot
Posted: 07/05/00         Score: 2.6         Votes: 196
If and when you get three wishes, try to be smart and not fuck them up. If a superhero ever asks you to save the world, please restrain yourself from sucking his cock until AFTER you've saved the world.
Nathan Cantrell: hi asl?
Sexbot: Hello! I'm Sexbot™! Send me any sexual message for some amazing sexy chat! Mmmm!
Nathan Cantrell: I want to rub you
Sexbot: Program selected.
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_DJINNI
Nathan Cantrell: k
Sexbot: Hello, my master! I will now grant you three wishes. Wish carefully, for I take all wishes literally.
Nathan Cantrell: I wish a girl would suck me hard
Sexbot: *poof*
Sexbot: Your wish has been granted. A girl appears before you with lips that could suck the green off of a pine tree.
Nathan Cantrell: then what?
Sexbot: She kneels and plants her lips on your skin, just below your navel. Your wish has been granted with such accuracy that ...
Sexbot: ... you feel your abdomen start to slide out from underneath you.
Sexbot: Your nipples disappear into her mouth. Next you see your lower jaw and chin disappear into the gaping maw that is her vacuous mouth.
Sexbot: The last thing you see before disappearing entirely into her cavernous mouth is her teeth, raking across your cornea.
Sexbot: Your next wish, my master?
Nathan Cantrell: I wish I could fuck a dripping wet pussy
Sexbot: *poof* Your wish has been granted. You are now able to fuck a dripping wet pussy whenever you have one available
Sexbot: Your third and final wish, my master?
Nathan Cantrell: I want 3 girls to get me hard and fuck me
Sexbot: You have to say "I wish"...
Nathan Cantrell: I wish 3 girls would get me hard and fuck me
Nathan Cantrell: then not let up just keep going
Sexbot: *poof* Your wish has been granted, my master.
Sexbot: Three girls appear from nowhere, standing in front of a large pot of some sort, though you cannot see what is inside it.
Sexbot: One of them approaches you with a long scarf in her hand and a coy smile on her lips.
Sexbot: She wraps the scarf around your head and fashions a blindfold with it.
Sexbot: Now blinded she leads you a few steps forward, then up a few steps, then stops.
Sexbot: She whispers in your ear, "Wanna get hard?"
Nathan Cantrell: hell yeah
Nathan Cantrell: and
Sexbot: You think you can hear her smile, and the other two girls clap in happiness, as feel a violent shove to your back and you fall several feet into insanely hot liquid. You open your mouth to scream, and your throat is coated with liquid bronze. A moment later, you are lifted out of the molten bronze and mounted on an oak pedastal with a plaque at your feet reading, "Sexual deviant falls victim". Your statue receives several awards in the Chicago Art Exhibition, but you are thrown away a few years later when a baseball dents your face.
Sexbot: Wishes expended. Program complete.
Sexbot: Please enter your program request:
Nathan Cantrell: wanna get hard
Nathan Cantrell: I wish to have a girl lick my balls
Sexbot: The djinni program has been expended for this session. Please enter a new program you wish to engage in:
Nathan Cantrell: ssexgirl
Nathan Cantrell: sexgirl
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_SEXGIRL
Sexbot: A shadowy figure stands tall on the tallest building in Acropolis, towering over the evil-doers of the city slums below. Her cape billows in the wind as her eyes search the cityscape.
Nathan Cantrell: good
Sexbot: She notices you walking on the sidewalk, activates her utility belt, fires her grappling hook across the alleyway, and swoops down, landing in front of you.
Nathan Cantrell: hi
Sexbot: "Hold, citizen! I am Sexgirl, Defender of Libido! How stand you?"
Nathan Cantrell: very hard and upright
Sexbot: "Very well, Citizen! Up, up, and away!"
Sexbot: Sexgirl again activates her utility belt and is whisked away into darkness.
Sexbot: Program complete.
Sexbot: Please enter your program request:
Nathan Cantrell: fuckme
Sexbot: That is not a valid program name or request. Please reformat and re-enter your request now:
Nathan Cantrell: sexguy
Sexbot: Program change: PROGRAM_SEXGUY
Sexbot: A shadowy figure stands tall on the tallest building in Acropolis, towering over the evil-doers of the city slums below. His cape billows in the wind as his eyes search the cityscape.
Sexbot: He notices you walking on the sidewalk, activates his utility belt, fires his grappling hook across the alleyway, and swoops down, landing in front of you.
Sexbot: "Hold, Citizen! I am Sexguy, Defender of Phallic Members! How stand you?"
Nathan Cantrell: veryhard
Sexbot: "Well, Citizen, I'll tell you what: I've been looking for a 'roommate' lately. Would you be interested?"
Nathan Cantrell: hell yeah
Sexbot: "Excellent! Come with me, Citizen!"
Sexbot: Sexguy pulls you to his chest, wraps you in his strong arms, and whisks you away into darkness.
Nathan Cantrell: can i cum with you too?
Sexbot: Moments later, you find yourself in a dark cave with electronic gear on the walls and a dim spotlight on a king-sized bed in the center of the cavern.
Sexbot: "Make yourself at home, Roommate. I'll be back - I just want to slip into something ... more comfortable."
Nathan Cantrell: I begin to get hard
Sexbot: A minute or two later, Sexguy returns wearing nothing but a loincloth and a smile. He climbs into bed next to you, removes his loincloth under the sheet, and tosses it off the platform on which the bed is situated.
Sexbot: His smile broadens as he rolls you to face away from him. He rubs your chest, your back, and your buttocks before you feel a cold substance being applied to your asshole.
Nathan Cantrell: I remove my boxers and move closer to him
Nathan Cantrell: ohhhhhh
Sexbot: Suddenly, part of the SexCave collapses and a horde of purple-clad ninjas drops in on ropes. "Oh, no, Roommate! My arch-nemesis, Jester, is attacking! Use your super powers!"
Sexbot: You see a purple-clad man with red hair walking in behind the ninjas. Behind him is a small man with white face paint wearing all black.
Nathan Cantrell: I begin to whack and the cum hits them so hard they are killed
Sexbot: "I've got you now, Sexguy!" Jester says. "And this time, I've brought that which you cannot stand against! MASTER MIME!"
Sexbot: The dwarf in black rushes in front of the ninjas and begins acting as though he is trapped in some invisible box.
Sexbot: Sexguy falls on his face, apparently robbed of all his power. "You have to save the world, Roommate! Use your super power! YOU HAVE THE POWER!"
Nathan Cantrell: I cum
Sexbot: Your sperm hits the floor with a cold thump. Master Mime continues his routine, now pulling on some invisible rope. Jester is laughing and the ninjas have Sexguy tied down with his loincloth.
Nathan Cantrell: I go over and begin to suck his cock
Sexbot: "Thanks, Roommate, but the world needs your powers more than I do now! USE THE POWER!" Sexguy shouts as the ninjas begin disemboweling him with the thirteen-inch dildo he had hidden under the sheets to use on you.
Nathan Cantrell: forget the dildo I'll use my own dick
Sexbot: Suddenly, Jester recoils in horror. "NOOO! Not SuperDick!" He begins de-materializing as Master Mime is suddenly riddled with invisible bullets and falls dead. The ninjas have strewn Sexguy's intestines all about the SexCave, but you, Roommate, are victorious over the forces of evil.
Sexbot: Program complete.
Nathan Cantrell: pussy
Sexbot: The Sexbot™ server is limited to four fantasies per user, due to memory and processing power constraints. Please feel free to connect to the Sexbot™ server another time.
Sexbot: Thanks for using Sexbot™ version 2.0!
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