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Monkey Sex
by: Tiny Little Love
Posted: 02/14/00         Score: 1.5         Votes: 89
Some people have really, really dumb AIM names.
mnkymike45: hi
Tiny Little Love: hi monkey mike!
mnkymike45: how's it going?
Tiny Little Love: monkey-riffic!
mnkymike45: hehe, great, what are you up to?
Tiny Little Love: just looking for a primate to talk to
Tiny Little Love: you'll do
mnkymike45: that's me, what shall we talk about
Tiny Little Love: hmm.....
Tiny Little Love: how about hot monkey sex?
mnkymike45: ok, what do you want to know?
Tiny Little Love: ok i have 2 questions
mnkymike45: shoot
Tiny Little Love: 1) how big is your monkey-penis
Tiny Little Love: 2) you aren't one of those nasty red-assed monkeys are you?
mnkymike45: 9 and half inches
mnkymike45: nope
Tiny Little Love: sweet
mnkymike45: tell me about your body
Tiny Little Love: well, us humans dont have hair everywhere...
Tiny Little Love: there is some on my head
mnkymike45: and anywhere else?
Tiny Little Love: and a tiny bit on my "no-monkey" zone
mnkymike45: why no monkies there?
Tiny Little Love: not sure, my mommy said that whatever I do, not to let monkeys near my pussy
mnkymike45: some rules are meant to be broken
Tiny Little Love: i see
mnkymike45: got a fantasy at all?
Tiny Little Love: none that involve second-class primates
mnkymike45: i got a secret
mnkymike45: i'm not really a monkey
Tiny Little Love: DAMNIT!
mnkymike45: what?
Tiny Little Love: why must you lie to me like this, Monkey Mike?
Tiny Little Love: I trusted you *sniff*
mnkymike45: sorry, but i wouldn't be able to type this well if i was
mnkymike45: are you really tiny?
Tiny Little Love: yes, yes I am
mnkymike45: that's too bad
Tiny Little Love: why? im only 12!
Tiny Little Love: milk will make me grow
Tiny Little Love: TV says so
mnkymike45: wow, and you like sex, are you a virgin?
Tiny Little Love: nope...never did a monkey, but i am not a virgin
mnkymike45: when did you loose it?
Tiny Little Love: i never had a monkey, how could I lose it?
mnkymike45: not that, your virginity
Tiny Little Love: oh, last year
mnkymike45: and now your a fien?
Tiny Little Love: huh? i dont speak monkyish
mnkymike45: now your addicted?
Tiny Little Love: to monkey?
mnkymike45: no to sex
Tiny Little Love: oh, I guess I am
mnkymike45: really, what's your fav position?
Tiny Little Love: i dunno, im only 12, i guess the position where the man's erect penis is inside my young vagina thrusting in and out until i explode
Tiny Little Love: what position is that?
mnkymike45: all the good ones
mnkymike45: so what shall we talk about?
Tiny Little Love: um....i want to hear about your furry body now
mnkymike45: ask away
Tiny Little Love: do you have lice?
mnkymike45: nope, do you?
Tiny Little Love: no, but i dont live in the jungle and fling my turds at people
mnkymike45: true, but i'm domesticated
Tiny Little Love: ok
mnkymike45: so any other questions?
Tiny Little Love: hmm...you're not a nasty zoo-monkey are you?
mnkymike45: that's something you should decide for yourself, everyone has there own definiton of nasty
Tiny Little Love: im sorry, my question was if you lived in a zoo, not if you were nasty, i already know that part
mnkymike45: nope at home
Tiny Little Love: mmmm
mnkymike45: any other questions
Tiny Little Love: i think thats it..ill get out my encyclopedia in the morning and do some more research...i have a monkey science project due next week!
mnkymike45: good, nice talking to you, bye
Tiny Little Love: thanks for having sex with me
mnkymike45: that's what that was??
Tiny Little Love: no, its called sarcasm
mnkymike45: me too there genius
Tiny Little Love: hmm
Tiny Little Love: are you going to violate me or what?
mnkymike45: are you asking?
Tiny Little Love: yes please, put your big fat monkey penis in my pussy
mnkymike45: beg
Tiny Little Love: *sigh* why are monkeys always a tease? i just want some monkeylove
mnkymike45: come on beg for it
Tiny Little Love: please please please jump on my and have wild monkey sex with my tiny body until i am bleeding and broken on the floor
mnkymike45: tell me details of what you look like, or send a pic
Tiny Little Love: do you have a pic?
mnkymike45: yep
Tiny Little Love: ok just a sec
Tiny Little Love: http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/jump.jpg
mnkymike45: got any others, you're so far away
Tiny Little Love: thats all where is your picture?
mnkymike45: i have to send on email, what's your address
Tiny Little Love: i dont have email
mnkymike45: oh, it takes like an hour to send over IM, trust me, the only way i can send is over email
mnkymike45: so tell me how you want to be violated
Tiny Little Love: whatever way you want, im easy
mnkymike45: but i want to know your fantasy
Tiny Little Love: my fantasy is to have monkey-sex-but-not-red-assed-monkey-sex sex
mnkymike45: do you like being dominated?
Tiny Little Love: ok
mnkymike45: what are you wearing?
Tiny Little Love: nothing
mnkymike45: really?
Tiny Little Love: yes, really
mnkymike45: prove it
Tiny Little Love: ok, ill slice off my naked leg and send it to you
mnkymike45: no, how do you taste
Tiny Little Love: like chicken
mnkymike45: too bad
mnkymike45: i hate chicken
Tiny Little Love: why not? are you a vegetarian monkey?
mnkymike45: no i just like the taste of pussy better
Tiny Little Love: oh
Tiny Little Love: this isnt getting me hard
mnkymike45: i hope not, your a woman
Tiny Little Love: nipples?
Tiny Little Love: they get hard too, you know anything about women?

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