Dirk: why?
Dirk: he says I'm a fake and won't listen, LOL
dirk000O1: he's talking about you and him in a homosexual way
Dirk: Yeah, and?
dirk000O1: and other words i care not repeat
Dirk: Er okay
dirk000O1: blow jobs
dirk000O1: birth marks
dirk000O1: you name it
Dirk: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T REPEAT THEM!!!!
Dirk: God I hate you
dirk000O1: i'm not repeating the actual words
dirk000O1: oh my!
dirk000O1: saran wrap shirts now
dirk000O1: help me ?
dirk000O1: please?
Dirk: nope, yer on your own
dirk000O1: but.....hes..your friend ?
Dirk: he's my GAY LOVER
Dirk: but he's violent - I don't want to anger him or he'll beat me
dirk000O1: so what should i do?
dirk000O1: just play along?
Dirk: I dunno, gently try and explain to him that you're not me.
Dirk: don't get him mad, though
dirk000O1: I did , but he keeps thinking I am you lieing to him
Dirk: I dunno, play along then and just try and get him to leave, don't get him mad at me tho
dirk000O1: This is wrong in so many ways
dirk000O1: Ferget it
dirk000O1: Damnit
dirk000O1: No
Dirk: Umm...block him then, moron.
dirk000O1: I cant block people on this
Dirk: well, *I'm* going to block you, you fuckin' name-stealing homphobic Christian-basher.
dirk000O1: I think its the first version
dirk000O1: What?
Dirk: YOU HEARD ME YOU ANTI-GAY NAZI
dirk000O1: But, i have jewish friends
Dirk: I'm sure you do - so you can BETRAY AND MURDER THEM in some sort of Nazi gas death-trap!
dirk000O1: hahahaha
dirk000O1: creative!
Dirk: You aryan fucks are all the same...goodbye
dirk000O1: ARYAN???
dirk000O1: Im dark skinned you monkey
Dirk: Yeah, you heard me...I don't associate with your kind.
Dirk: HEY YOU FUCKER
Dirk: If you're a coon then YOU are the monkey, dammit
Dirk: a spear-chucking porch monkey
dirk000O1: hahahaha
dirk000O1: im spanish , and your the monkey
Dirk: What kind of mongoloid are you?
dirk000O1: Portugese
dirk000O1: :P
Dirk: ah, the kind that won't fight in any wars because they're a bunch of pussies.
dirk000O1: Hmmm , ok
Dirk: I'm going to bed now, you racist homophobe.
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