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muslimangel2001: lol
IntoxiChrist: No, I don't think I'm Jesus Christ.
IntoxiChrist: I *know* I Am.
IntoxiChrist: You seriously think you're a Muslim angel?
muslimangel2001: well then u need to update your info, even though i now youre kidding
muslimangel2001: no, but i didnt pretend like i wuz in my info
IntoxiChrist: I'm not fucking around, asshole. Either send me a prayer request, or go the fuck away.
muslimangel2001: dont take a look at mine
IntoxiChrist: Err... huh? Cut and paste my info in.
muslimangel2001: are you seriously a muslim??
IntoxiChrist: That's not what My info says. Cut and paste it in.
muslimangel2001: why bother
muslimangel2001: but if your not muslim
muslimangel2001: why r u in "islam" interest
IntoxiChrist: I Am in Muslim interest, so people like *you* can IM Me, and learn the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
muslimangel2001: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!
muslimangel2001: YOU AND YOU FUCKED UP TRUTH
IntoxiChrist: Me and Me?
muslimangel2001: **YOUR
IntoxiChrist: There's only One of Me, sorry.
muslimangel2001: ya know what?
muslimangel2001: go away
IntoxiChrist: What *is* the truth, then? You tell Me.
muslimangel2001: Islam
muslimangel2001: Allah
muslimangel2001: and Muhammad (s)
IntoxiChrist: ROTFLMAO!!!
muslimangel2001: what??????????
muslimangel2001:
muslimangel2001: WHAT DID U SAY????????
IntoxiChrist: You are wrong. Islam originated from an incorrect translation of a gay sex manual.
muslimangel2001: OH AND WHER THE HELL DID YOU HEAR THAT?
IntoxiChrist: I know this, because I knew Muhammad and all of his incarnations. I've worked with them in the porn industry.
IntoxiChrist: They're not bad people, they're just not... Me.
muslimangel2001: YOUR PROBABLY JUST JEALOUS CUZ YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL U R AND WHERE THE HELL U CAME FROM AND WHY THE HELL YOUR HERE
muslimangel2001: WAIT NOT PROBABLY, YOU ARE JEALOUS
muslimangel2001: AND BESIDES.
muslimangel2001: IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR OWN MESSED UP BIBLE
muslimangel2001: AND COMPARE IT TO ANOTHER
IntoxiChrist: No, you're the jealous one. Look at those angry, bold fonts! I haven't seen anything like that since the times of Herod.
muslimangel2001: YOULL FIND THAT NOT EVEN ONE of the words is similar to another
IntoxiChrist: There *is* no other Bible. What the fuck are you talking about?
muslimangel2001: YOU GO TO A BOOKSTORE
muslimangel2001: AND TAKE TWO BIBLES
muslimangel2001: AND COMPARE THEM
muslimangel2001: I BET YOU NOT ALL THE WORDS WILL BE THE SAME
IntoxiChrist: I go to Adult Bookstores, I haven't seen any of the books you're talking about.
muslimangel2001: whatever
muslimangel2001: i dare u to go look
muslimangel2001: what the hell christianity has done to itself
muslimangel2001: youve never seen a bible?
IntoxiChrist: What I'm really worried about is the local Wal-Mart opening a porn section. They'll sell their porn videos at rolled-back prices, and they'll put the local mom-and-pop sex shop out of business.
IntoxiChrist: Sure, I've seen the Bible. It reveals the Way to Eternal Salvation.
muslimangel2001: you know what
IntoxiChrist: Yes, I know what:
Psalm 140:11-13 I know that the LORD secures justice for the poor and upholds the cause of the needy.
Proverbs 10:3-5 Lazy hands make a man poor, but diligent hands bring wealth.
IntoxiChrist: Therefore, you cannot be blessed by Me unless you are lazy.
muslimangel2001: you r soooooooo changing the subject
muslimangel2001: well
muslimangel2001: i dont wanna waste my time
IntoxiChrist: No, I Am the Subject, and I do not change.
muslimangel2001: convincing stuck and fucked up
muslimangel2001: christians the truth
IntoxiChrist: Yes - your time is short, you shouldn't waste it. Study My teachings for the rest of your days. Repent, for MY Kingdom is near.
muslimangel2001: SHUT THE FUCK UP
IntoxiChrist: Repent! Repent from the nigger cult!!!
IntoxiChrist: Save yourself while there is still time!!
muslimangel2001: GO AWAY
IntoxiChrist: Remember, My child: Sin is not only a spiritual manifestation, it is a *physical* one, as well. You cannot be truly redeemed from your sins unless you flush them out with alcohol.
IntoxiChrist: I recommend Rusty Nails. 1/2 Scotch, 1/2 Drambuie. It is the Way.
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IntoxiChrist: IntoxiChrist 1:1 - May the Hand of God be curled into a fist, and be thrust vigorously into thy asshole.
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