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Sodomizing Stalin
by: Baiting Rocks
Posted: 09/06/00         Score: 3.7         Votes: 500
Dirk seriously has this shirt and wore it to E3. Imagine the looks he got from all the pedophiles there, all undoubtedly thinking, "Man - that guy has guts. I got nailed and I'd never advertise it like that. That guy's got huge balls." Ironic thing is: Dirk's got huge balls. Really.
Communist Pimp: hello
Baiting Rocks: Da, dovaritsch?
Communist Pimp: ??
Baiting Rocks: That means "Yes, comrade?" in Russian - your name suggests you're a communist.
Baiting Rocks: I thought you might speak Russian.
Communist Pimp: no
Baiting Rocks: Well then, hello.
Communist Pimp: a/s/l?
Baiting Rocks: Read my profile.
Communist Pimp: ohh
Communist Pimp: i guess ur to young for me
Communist Pimp: wait
Baiting Rocks: I doubt it.
Baiting Rocks: How old are you?
Communist Pimp: u want older men?
Communist Pimp: 20
Baiting Rocks: Much older, please.
Baiting Rocks: That'll work.
Communist Pimp: do u have a pic?
Baiting Rocks: I sure don't.
Baiting Rocks: Do you?
Communist Pimp: yes
Communist Pimp: but it is me naked
Baiting Rocks: Is it on a website? I don't have email and my daddy won't let me receive file transfers on AIM.
Communist Pimp: if u still want it
Communist Pimp: oh ok
Communist Pimp: nevermind then
Communist Pimp: what do u look like
Baiting Rocks: Like your average 12yr old female from California. Blue, blonde, with teeth, and I wear pants normally.
Communist Pimp: brown hair, brown eyes, 6'2", 180
Baiting Rocks: No, I don't look like that at all - that's too tall. And too heavy. Are you saying I'm fat?
Communist Pimp: thats me
Baiting Rocks: Oh. You better not call me fat. Mommy says I'm "pleasantly plump", not fat. She said I should punch any boys who say I'm fat.
Communist Pimp: ??
Baiting Rocks: Just don't call me fat.
Communist Pimp: i wont
Baiting Rocks: Thanks.
Baiting Rocks: You wanted to cyber, right?
Communist Pimp: uhhhhhhh
Communist Pimp: not really
Communist Pimp: but i will if u want to
Baiting Rocks: If you don't want to cyber, why did you IM me?
Baiting Rocks: And I'm not sure I can believe that since you offered to send me a naked picture of yourself.
Communist Pimp: well its the only one i have
Communist Pimp: but i didnt expet u to ask
Baiting Rocks: So why DID you IM me, Stalin?
Communist Pimp: i usally ask
Communist Pimp: well i wanted to cyber
Baiting Rocks: And the truth comes out. That's OK, ya know. I don't know why you said "uh, not really" to it before.
Communist Pimp: i didnt want u to think im a prevert
Baiting Rocks: You're 20, right? And I'm 12. You're not a pervert, no.
Communist Pimp: ok...
Baiting Rocks: So, what's the situation?
Communist Pimp: i dont know u pick
Baiting Rocks: Well, since you're a communist, we could be living an oppressed life under a Marxist regime, fighting against the tyranny of Capitalism.
Communist Pimp: but im not
Baiting Rocks: You lied to me?
Communist Pimp: a communist
Communist Pimp: i never told u i was a communist
Baiting Rocks: Your name is Communist Pimp!
Communist Pimp: i know
Communist Pimp: it sounded good
Baiting Rocks: Actually, before we get too excited here, I want you to scream my name for me. It's like foreplay for me. And make sure to type it right, or it doesn't count.
Communist Pimp: ok
Communist Pimp: what is it
Baiting Rocks: My screen name, silly.
Communist Pimp: BaitingRocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baiting Rocks: I said type it right. Put a space between Baiting and Rocks, OK? Otherwise, ... I dunno - just doesn't have the same effect.
Baiting Rocks: Or even put "fucking" in between the words. That's even hotter.
Communist Pimp: Baiting Fucking Rocks!
Baiting Rocks: Say it again!
Communist Pimp: Baiting Fucking Rocks!
Baiting Rocks: One more time for good measure!
Communist Pimp: Baiting Fucking Rocks!
Baiting Rocks: Oh, yeah baby. I'm so hot now.
Communist Pimp: what r u wearing?
Baiting Rocks: I'm wearing a t-shirt right now that says, "I got sodomized by a middle-aged man pretending to be a 12yr old on-line and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!". And a pair of panties. Want to take off my panties?
Communist Pimp: i guess
Baiting Rocks: You don't have to. Do whatever you want.
Communist Pimp: ok
Communist Pimp: take them off
Baiting Rocks: You should take them off, I think - it's more exciting that way.
Communist Pimp: ok
Communist Pimp: i slowly take off ur panties off with my teeth
Baiting Rocks: Oh, yeah - feel free just to throw those panties out, too - I've had them on for like a week now. Blech, ya know what I mean?
Communist Pimp: ok
Communist Pimp: can i ask u a question
Communist Pimp: do u have any hair down there
Baiting Rocks: Of course.
Baiting Rocks: All over the damned place.
Baiting Rocks: It's a veritable jungle south of the Equator, if ya know what I mean.
Baiting Rocks: I'm getting soft - could you scream my name again, like you did before?
Communist Pimp: Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks! Baiting Fucking Rocks!
Baiting Rocks: Sweet. Just for that, here - wear my t-shirt. Now I'm completely naked.
Communist Pimp: for real?
Baiting Rocks: Yes. Are you wearing my t-shirt?
Communist Pimp: i guess
Communist Pimp: what size bra do u wear?
Baiting Rocks: Let's say you are. I step back from you and admire my t-shirt on you. It looks good - it fits, shall we say?
Baiting Rocks: About a B cup.
Communist Pimp: do u ever masturbait?
Baiting Rocks: Actually, I primarily MasterBait, but on occasion, when the need arises and there's porn available, yeah.
Baiting Rocks: Will you read what my t-shirt says to me? It makes me so hot when guys read to me.
Baiting Rocks: I mean, it makes me SOOO hot.
Communist Pimp: I got sodomized by a middle-aged man pretending to be a 12yr old on-line and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
Communist Pimp: I got sodomized by a middle-aged man pretending to be a 12yr old on-line and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
Communist Pimp: I got sodomized by a middle-aged man pretending to be a 12yr old on-line and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
Baiting Rocks: I really can't do any better than that.
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