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Shit
by: Doug Stanhope
Posted: 06/24/01         Score: 3.5         Votes: 500
In honor of South Park's "shit" episode.
GregBB22: a/s/l
Doug Stanhope: Did I give you enough time to read my profile?
Doug Stanhope: Greg?
Doug Stanhope: Hello?
Doug Stanhope: Are you done jacking off?
Doug Stanhope: Am I too late?
Doug Stanhope: I really wanted to be there when you finally went "uuungh".
GregBB22: god damn
GregBB22: do you have sand in your vagina or something
GregBB22: im watching tv now you have to wait
GregBB22: k 5mins more
Doug Stanhope: Oh fuck I'm gonna come...
Doug Stanhope: Oh Jesus, I can't wait...
Doug Stanhope: OHFUCKFUCKFUCKOOOOOOOOOWWW W
Doug Stanhope: *shudders*
Doug Stanhope: ooooooh.
Doug Stanhope: God Grief.
Doug Stanhope: Good*
GregBB22: oh baby wait for me pease i wan to fuck yur tight pussy
GregBB22: k im back
GregBB22: now what do you want to do
Doug Stanhope: Sorry. I just lost it all over my Dads office chair.
Doug Stanhope: I'm only good for once a night.
GregBB22: oh pease donti want to make love to you
GregBB22: cmon i give you good sex
Doug Stanhope: Not as much as you want to watch tv, evidently.
Doug Stanhope: What show was it, anyway?
GregBB22: im sorry but south park was on and i like that show today was a special
GregBB22: im sorry
GregBB22: ok sorry?
Doug Stanhope: Oh, it was the episode where the say "Shit!", huh?
GregBB22: yea where they say shit it was funny
Doug Stanhope: Did you like it?
GregBB22: i guess it was funny afterawhile though it started to become just redundant
Doug Stanhope: They had a counter where it showed how many times they said "shit", huh?
GregBB22: yea, do you like that show? i wanna get into your tight pussy
GregBB22: you better appreciate this damnit cus i'm missing taxicab confessions
Doug Stanhope: Shit yes! And I guess I could get one more tremor outta this ole pussy!
Doug Stanhope: Lets get to the shit!
GregBB22: ol? i thought you had a young firm pussy.
Doug Stanhope: My shit is the bomb.
GregBB22: ok.. i right away grab your tight small breats and press my fingers against your vagina
GregBB22: now you talk
Doug Stanhope: You mind fucking me up the shitter?
Doug Stanhope: Thats the shit that I like.
Doug Stanhope: I want to bend way down and see your hard shit going right up my shit-hole.
GregBB22: ok i fuck you in your shitter
GregBB22: i put my penis inside your ass and start churning it
GregBB22: yea i like your tight ass, say something
Doug Stanhope: My shit is so tight that I can barely shit, much less get your big cock in me.
Doug Stanhope: It hurts like shit when you fuck my shitter.
GregBB22: thats ok cus im still soft so i put my soft cock in your ass and start movin it around
GregBB22: ok now you squeeze so i get hard
Doug Stanhope: Ya, thats the shit.
GregBB22: k squeeze
Doug Stanhope: You can feel yourself getting hard as shit in me, slowly going up my shit canal.
GregBB22: yea i go up your cavity and i get big and hard inside your tight hole
GregBB22: oh i like it the young hole, so i grab your breasts
Doug Stanhope: I squeeze my shit and you can feel the angry nose of a log of shit sniff the end of your cock like to dogs meeting.
Doug Stanhope: two*
GregBB22: i fuck you in your ass yea
GregBB22: i dont mind if you shit on me you know, it happened before with my girlfriend
GregBB22: but accidentally so i dont care
Doug Stanhope: Mmmmm. Tell me about it. It makes my pussy hot as shit to hear about shitting on someone.
GregBB22: ok well i was fucking her in her ass on our bed and she like it at first you know?
Doug Stanhope: Mmmm. You are the shit.
GregBB22: but then she started screamin saying its too tight that she felt like she was going to rip open or something
Doug Stanhope: in't that some shit?
GregBB22: and then i felt something hard and warm on my dick and i pull out and i see she shit on my dick
Doug Stanhope: Holy Shit!
GregBB22: yea i know
GregBB22: ok can we fuck again please
Doug Stanhope: That's some fucked up shit.
Doug Stanhope: Ok, lets get back to the serious shit.
GregBB22: ok now i move my hand into your vagina putting in 4 fingers
GregBB22: sorry if my sentences sound bad im learning english still
Doug Stanhope: Your big shit-drill is poking me in the shitter and touching the waiting shit-log in my shit trench.
Doug Stanhope: What kinda language do you speak otherwise, Shitstain?
GregBB22: i normally speak indonesan but im new to this country
Doug Stanhope: No shit? What part of Indonesia?
GregBB22: ok now i move my dick in your ass harder and faster to make me hard
GregBB22: i lived in Faldonha for 16 years
Doug Stanhope: What a shithole. Go ahead.
GregBB22: but then after i was 16 i became a exchange student for london
GregBB22: now i come to america i am 22
GregBB22: ok i jiggle my soft dick inside you trying to get hard
Doug Stanhope: So now you are tooling my shit-basket with your purple-knobbed divining rod of shit.
Doug Stanhope: My whole shitter is opened up so wide you can see a months woth of shit that has become angry and irritated like a mob of revolutionaries in your country.
GregBB22: ok i keep fucking at your ass sticking some fingers inside too
GregBB22: ok please dont shit if you dont have to please
GregBB22: i dont like shit on my dick
Doug Stanhope: My shit starts to push your shit out of my shitter like the Indo-chine mobs at a police barracks.
Doug Stanhope: Sorry, I'm not trying to ruin this shit for you.
GregBB22: oh its ok i guess
GregBB22: if you cant help it
GregBB22: ok now i take my dick out and let you shit first
GregBB22: but i finger you in your vagina meanwhile looking for your clitoris
Doug Stanhope: So now you get scared and you look inside my ass to see this avalanche of shit about to pour out onto your sheets.
GregBB22: not on the sheets please dont
GregBB22: cant you wait to bathroom?
Doug Stanhope: It makes a grumbling sound like all Hell is breaking loose in one big shitty shit-wall of shit.
Doug Stanhope: I say "Oh shit!", oddly enough and run for the shitter.
GregBB22: ok now i clean up ok
Doug Stanhope: Shit trails out of me and covers your bed, sheets, floor and toilet in shit.
GregBB22: i clean off my dick with the pillow
GregBB22: ok now come back to bed
GregBB22: oh no..
GregBB22: why cant you wait to shit!
Doug Stanhope: Eeeew! Thats some sick shit.
GregBB22: WHYCNA TYOU WAIT!

GregBB22: damnit I SAY WAIT NOT SHIT!
GregBB22: ugggggg
Doug Stanhope: Ok, I'll leave my shitter all full of shit.
Doug Stanhope: So go ahead.
Doug Stanhope: My pussy is hot as shit right now. You are good at this shit.
GregBB22: ok now i go back to you
GregBB22: and now i begin to put my dick inside your pussy
GregBB22: i move it around and around slowly getting hard
GregBB22: i love your tight pussy it feel nice and good
Doug Stanhope: Ya, I love the way you write this shit.
GregBB22: no more ass ok
GregBB22: cus ass you do shit
GregBB22: and i dont like shit
Doug Stanhope: OK, put your shit right in my pussy.
GregBB22: ok im fucking at your pussy hard and constant
Doug Stanhope: Can I sit on your face or are you not into that kind of shit?
GregBB22: now i start to bite at your titties with my teeth, yummy yummy.
GregBB22: well...
GregBB22: are you sure you wont shit though?
GregBB22: cus..
GregBB22: that i dont like
Doug Stanhope: I dont plan on shitting.
Doug Stanhope: That would be a shitty thing to do.
GregBB22: ok as long as you promie
GregBB22: i lay down on my back with my face up
GregBB22: now sit down baby so i lick your pussy
Doug Stanhope: So I sit up on your faceand push my shaved 13 yr old pussy right down on your purple Indo face, rubbing it hard as shit over your purple tongue.
GregBB22: ohhhyaaaa
GregBB22: dont stop baby you are hot
GregBB22: i bite or nibble at your vagina lips gently
Doug Stanhope: I have your arms pinned under my knees so you can't do shit.
GregBB22: ok im biting your vagina
GregBB22: yummyummy
Doug Stanhope: You look up and see a shit-eating grin on my face.
Doug Stanhope: You know that the shit is about to hit the fan.
GregBB22: oh no
GregBB22: dont you dare dont you dare dont you dare
GregBB22: ok now i no like this so i move my face to the side
Doug Stanhope: I am built like a brick shithouse and your cock is like iron, if iron were like shit.
GregBB22: now i push you off of my face
GregBB22: cus you no shit on me again
GregBB22: not again like you did before NO
GregBB22: ok? NO
Doug Stanhope: Hey, relax! I aint got time for this shit.
GregBB22: ok then
Doug Stanhope: I am starting to feel an orgasm come through my body like shit through a goose.
GregBB22: ok now put your pussy on my face again so i can lick it up
Doug Stanhope: You stick your tongue out and the excitement open up my brown-eye as though it was watching a scary movie.
Doug Stanhope: And shit.
GregBB22: yummyummy im waiting for you to explode
Doug Stanhope: You open your mouth just at the wrong time and I release a long stream of bubbling baby shit into your shit-muncher.
Doug Stanhope: As I am shitting into your mouth, I let go a load from deep in my testicles that scares the shit out of you.
GregBB22: OH NO
Doug Stanhope: It makes you shit all over your shitty bed.
GregBB22: STUpid BITCHJ!
GregBB22: STUPID BITFH!
GregBB22: no I tell you no and you do !
GregBB22: why? The fuck you do it!?
Doug Stanhope: I start to take your shit and shit in your shittty shit shit shit shit.
GregBB22: No you do not shit and you shit
GregBB22: NODHIST
GregBB22: WHY YOU FUCKKING SHIT!!!!

GregBB22: No more
Doug Stanhope: Shit is flying and you take a shit on shit shitter shittery shit shit.
GregBB22: I am dont no more with you you
GregBB22: No more, Bye no
GregBB22: w
GregBB22: bye
Doug Stanhope: Shitty shitty shitsicle.
GregBB22: No!
GregBB22: Damnit
GregBB22: bye
Doug Stanhope: My cock is covered in your shit and it makes my shit shit shit.
GregBB22: cock?
GregBB22: what cock you no have cock before
GregBB22: no no no
GregBB22: first you shit now cock?
Doug Stanhope: Mmmmmm. You are the best at this shit.
GregBB22: Nomore
GregBB22: No More no MORE
Doug Stanhope: What's your problem, Mr Shitty?
GregBB22: I tell you no and you do yes
GregBB22: NO
GregBB22: i am going bye
Doug Stanhope: (114 shits)
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