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Jail Bait
by: Doug Stanhope
Posted: 06/28/01         Score: 4.0         Votes: 500
I ain't had time to bait lately so I grabbed an old basic one because I need to be able to check daily to see what my own personal worth is on a -5 to 5 level.
wertPoo9: hey, nice profile
wertPoo9
: you seem like my kinda girl
Doug Stanhope
: Thanks.
wertPoo9
: so you enjoy cybering with older men?
Doug Stanhope
: You seem like my kinda baited.
Doug Stanhope
: Only older men. Young guys get all jizzin in their shorts too quick without making sure you're done.
wertPoo9
: i remmeber those days
wertPoo9
: so, how big are your tits?
Doug Stanhope
: How old are you, Pops?
wertPoo9
: i'm 24
Doug Stanhope
: Tell me all about yourself. Save dick size for last.
wertPoo9
: i'm 6'2" 184 lbs
wertPoo9
: green eyes
wertPoo9
: wavey blonde hair
wertPoo9
: nice body
wertPoo9
: great six pack
Doug Stanhope
: No, no no...
Doug Stanhope
: Tel me about you!
wertPoo9
: like what i like to do?
Doug Stanhope
: Your hopes, your dreams your revelations from 24 years on this wonderful earth!
Doug Stanhope
: Then I'll suck your cock real hard!
wertPoo9
: i hope to finish my law degree in the next few years
wertPoo9
: i've relized that fucking around in high school was a mistake
wertPoo9
: i could have done 10 times better, and have already been done with college
wertPoo9
: i want to marry a beautiful woman someday and have kids... family stuff, maybe even a dog
Doug Stanhope
: Well at least you learned whats important. Now what do you say you fuck my 13 yr old ass!
wertPoo9
: i would love to
wertPoo9
: i just was wondering, how big are tyour tits for being 13?
Doug Stanhope
: I need it like I need a hug and a father figure.
Doug Stanhope
: Big!
Doug Stanhope
: Real Big!
wertPoo9
: souds good
Doug Stanhope
: I have to wear a brace becuz of them or i won't walk right when i get older.
Doug Stanhope
: I have really bad scoliosis.
Doug Stanhope
: I walk like a monkey as it is.
wertPoo9
: so, where would you like to do it sweety?
Doug Stanhope
: In the back of the police station. I am the girl booking you and you try to strike a deal!
Doug Stanhope
: You start!
wertPoo9
: i sit you down and begin to slwly slide your pants off
Doug Stanhope
: Hey, dick, did you even read what i wrote?
wertPoo9
: what?
Doug Stanhope
: You don't just slide off my pants!
Doug Stanhope
: I am a female officer and I have you handcuffed in the back of the police station.
wertPoo9
: ok
Doug Stanhope
: You are at my mercy and try to cut a deal. No roleplay or beat it.
Doug Stanhope
: Try again.
Doug Stanhope
: Now roleplay*
wertPoo9
: hety honey, if you let me out of these handcuffs i can make it worth your while
Doug Stanhope
: Not a chance, baby-raper. Now get up against that wall so I can check your pockets for contraband.
wertPoo9
: do me a favor and move your hand to the left
Doug Stanhope
: Wow, whats this is your pocket? Are you trying to smuggle in a wart-riddled half a banana?
Doug Stanhope
: Thats gonna cost you!
wertPoo9
: it's been a long time since it's been touched
Doug Stanhope
: I bring you into the drunk tank and cuff you to the metal bunk.
wertPoo9
: oh come on
Doug Stanhope
: "of course it's been a long time, Creepo! have you looked in a mirror lately?"
wertPoo9
: are you just gonna leve me like this?
Doug Stanhope
: No, first I am going to take down your pants!
Doug Stanhope
: I pull your slacks down over your dimpled fat ass cheeks.
wertPoo9
: what so you can have baba come rape me in my sleep?
Doug Stanhope
: There is a stench from where you drew mud when you first heard the sirens.
Doug Stanhope
: Yes, you may be raped. It's jail, that happens.
Doug Stanhope
: But not until I am done with you!
wertPoo9
: in your case, you can't rape the willing
Doug Stanhope
: I place your swollen cock between me thumb and forefinger like it's day-old poop.
Doug Stanhope
: I set it on the hard edge of the metal bunk.
wertPoo9
: the cold feels good
Doug Stanhope
: You shiver from the cold steel.
Doug Stanhope
: I raise my baton up over my head and come crashing down on your dirty cock!
Doug Stanhope
: SLAM!

wertPoo9
: ahw!!!!
Doug Stanhope
: The head is torn clean off!
wertPoo9
: what the hell are you doing?
Doug Stanhope
: Blood spurts from the recoiling shaft!
Doug Stanhope
: You yelp like a wounded puppy!
Doug Stanhope
: I grab your balls and heave them up from behind you, in between your fat white thighs.
wertPoo9
: right...
Doug Stanhope
: You begin to vomit!
Doug Stanhope
: (I am so close to coming, please keep responding!)
wertPoo9
: you got problems little girl!
Doug Stanhope
: I peel your ass cheeks apart and am caught with the shit smell of 1000 dying camels.
Doug Stanhope
: It doesn't stop me.
wertPoo9
: how do you get off from chopping off a guys cock?
Doug Stanhope
: I pull out 10 and one half inches of syphlittic horse-cock and jam it in your unwashed ass!
Doug Stanhope
: (Just play along, and I'll get you off in a second)
wertPoo9
: you have serious problems
Doug Stanhope
: By now, all the drunken Indians have stirred from their Sterno-induced hallucenations and are standing around you.
Doug Stanhope
: They masturbate onto your back as you bellow from the horrible ass-pain!
Doug Stanhope
: (I'll suck your cock with my girl-mouth in just a second)
wertPoo9
: what, you mean half my cock?
wertPoo9
: with the blood and everything?
Doug Stanhope
: Just then your mother walks in to bail you out!
Doug Stanhope
: (No, I'll suck it however you like)
Doug Stanhope
: Your mother screams for your freedom but I explain to her why you are in jail.
Doug Stanhope
: I tell her you are a dirty pedophile that likes to molest 13 yr old girls on the internet!
Doug Stanhope
: She now sees my point and straps on her big black cock that she uses to fuck your dad!
Doug Stanhope
: Slam! she comes into the cell, kicks out your teeth and fucks your bloody mouth while I continue to assault your ass!
Doug Stanhope
: (Did you come yet?)
Doug Stanhope
: She says that maybe if you weren't such a fuck up in high school, you wouldn't be a child molester now! She says your law degree is never going to happen once this AIM log is turned over to the powers that be.
Doug Stanhope
: You begin to lose control of your bowels. Shit sprays everywhere, making the indians hard again.

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