Doug Stanhope: Too lazy to write complete sentences?
Buldwgz: ha ha, that is a good one
Buldwgz: no
Doug Stanhope: hang on, I gotta take a burner before I can cyber.
Doug Stanhope: Back in a acrid minute.
Buldwgz: ok
Buldwgz: ever coming back?
Doug Stanhope: Sorry. I encountered some technical difficulties.
Doug Stanhope: You know how when you get that splatterbutt shit, and you're farting out all of that brown juice and chunks? And how you try to wipe your ass, and it only smears all over your asscheeks?
Buldwgz: LOL
Buldwgz: sux
Doug Stanhope: Anyway, I had to take a brillo pad and some Ajax to my delicate bottom. Now it's all sparkly clean.
Buldwgz: LOL
Buldwgz: i see
Doug Stanhope: Yeah. So, let's get down to business.
Buldwgz: yeah...lets do
Buldwgz: go ahead
Doug Stanhope: What are you into?
Buldwgz: i like cumming however you want me too
Doug Stanhope: Hey, c'mon. That's why I like older guys - they usually know what they want.
Buldwgz: oh....ok
Buldwgz: i like having two women to be honest
Doug Stanhope: I mean, I know my way around a cock and balls but I still like to learn new things.
Buldwgz: and i love to have one suck me until i cum while the other one licks my asshole
Buldwgz: oh, i see
Doug Stanhope: Two women? Well, I can pretend to be two women.
Buldwgz: cool
Doug Stanhope: I'll type normal for one and ALL CAPS for the other.
Buldwgz: i have a toy called a bull ring that my wife loves
Doug Stanhope: Ya, I've had it used on me by some guys from a rodeo that raped me. Red rubber vibrating cock ring. Pretty boring.
Doug Stanhope: They used it upside down so it tickled my ass instead of my clit.
Buldwgz: LOL
Buldwgz: idiots
Doug Stanhope: That just makes you wanna shit.
Buldwgz: i always use it right
Doug Stanhope: Cool.
Doug Stanhope: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO TO YOU NOW?
Doug Stanhope: Ya, what do you want?
Buldwgz: what do you want?
Doug Stanhope: YOU'RE IGNORING ME, GODDAMMIT. I'M FUCKING NEEDY AND I WANT ATTENTION.
Doug Stanhope: Sex.
Lots of it. Buldwgz: oh...ok
Buldwgz: let me see
Buldwgz: would you like to suck my hard cock while i eat your pussy?
Doug Stanhope: YEAH, FINE. LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS, FUCKER.
Doug Stanhope: I guess I could do that. How big is your wang?
Buldwgz: 8 1/2 inches
Doug Stanhope: DON'T TALK TO HIM ABOUT HIS DICK UNTIL HE STARTS PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!!!!
Doug Stanhope: Okay, what should I talk about, then?
Doug Stanhope: ANYTHING BUT SEX.
Buldwgz: ok ok
Buldwgz: want me to lick your ass and clit?
Buldwgz: use a big dildo on you until you cum?
Doug Stanhope: WHO, ME? Or, me?
Buldwgz: both
Buldwgz: i will eat you while fucking YOU
Doug Stanhope: YOU IGNORED ME A LONG TIME. YEAH, YOU GUYS CAN GO FUCK AND ALL OF THAT SHIT. I'LL BE YELLING INSULTS AT YOU WHILE SULKING IN THE CORNER.
Doug Stanhope: She's getting kinda bitchy. Maybe you should rape her mouth.
Buldwgz: ok
Doug Stanhope: I'll get behind you and push your ass.
Buldwgz: i grab HER head and force my cock into her mouth
Buldwgz: i am pounding her face now
Doug Stanhope: Wow, you're ass is kinda pimply. But then again, so is hers.
Buldwgz: LOL
Doug Stanhope: SHUT UP, BRENDA. AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE BLEU CHEESE DRESSING DRIPPING OUT OF MY SNATCH.
Buldwgz: LOL
Doug Stanhope: Fuck you, Janice. I got an infection and it's being treated. Don't listen to her.
Buldwgz: horny
Doug Stanhope: Just keep fucking her mouth while I lube up.
Buldwgz: but not that horny
Doug Stanhope: Should we get rid of her then?
Buldwgz: sure
Buldwgz: let her go
Doug Stanhope: Ok, choke her to death with your cock and I'll start digging a shallow grave in the flower garden. With no panties on.
Buldwgz: then i will bend you over and fuck your tight little ass
Buldwgz: lol
Doug Stanhope: YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!! GRRRRPPHMMMMBLBMPH.
Doug Stanhope: Stop laughing. It ruins it.
Buldwgz: ok
Buldwgz: take my cock bitch
Buldwgz: choke on it
Buldwgz: i ram it deep into her throat
Doug Stanhope: Wow, I think she's dead.
Buldwgz: ok...now what do we do?
Doug Stanhope: I'm scared. Maybe you should cut her up into peices and put her in sandwich bags. But leave her pussy. We may need it later.
Buldwgz: no...just leave her in the other room until i cum all over you
Buldwgz: then you can decide what to do with her after i leave
Doug Stanhope: Why don't you just prop me up on her rotting corpse and give me a good noodling?
Buldwgz: no...you won't make it that far
Buldwgz: i grab you and stick my cock in your mouth
Doug Stanhope: (Fuck, I may have to take another shit but I'll try to wait)
Doug Stanhope: Oh ya, right in my mouth.
Buldwgz: it is in your mouth...fucking your face
Doug Stanhope: Pull my pigtails and call my Little Miss Fatty.
Buldwgz: ok...little miss fatty, suck on my fatty
Doug Stanhope: Flip me over on my belly and grab my junk from underneath.
Buldwgz: ok...i do just that
Doug Stanhope: I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!!
Buldwgz: you will be...come over here and suck my cock some more
Doug Stanhope: Shut up, Janice, I'm about to blow a load!
Buldwgz: enough for me
Buldwgz: goodbye
Doug Stanhope: DON'T LET HIM SUCK YOUR DICK UNTIL I'M PROPERLY KILLED.
Doug Stanhope: But I'm sooo hard!
Buldwgz: not interested anymore
Doug Stanhope: OK, LET'S BOTH FUCK HIM IN THE ASS!
Doug Stanhope: Good, thinking Janice. Put on your Bull Ring.
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