Baiting Rocks: Um, ... ?
MrFireman174: what r u really 12
Baiting Rocks: Yes, I'm really 12. Are you really a fireman?
MrFireman174: yes i am
Baiting Rocks: Wow. How old are you?
MrFireman174: 28
Baiting Rocks: Wow - I like older guys.
MrFireman174: i bet u do
MrFireman174: so tell me about this baiting stuff
MrFireman174: im curious
Baiting Rocks: What baiting?
Baiting Rocks: Like fishing?
MrFireman174: your name silly
Baiting Rocks: That's when you put a worm on the hook, but I'm sure you know that.
MrFireman174: baiting rocks
Baiting Rocks: Yes, it does.
Baiting Rocks: It's all about fishing.
MrFireman174: is it
MrFireman174: so where u from
Baiting Rocks: Yeah - I get strange erotic pleasure from feeding their limp bodies onto the hook.
MrFireman174: u like that
Baiting Rocks: Yes. Very much.
MrFireman174: erotoc?
MrFireman174: how so
Baiting Rocks: I don't know. It's kind of a fetish.
MrFireman174: worms or fishing
Baiting Rocks: Both. Worms are an integral part of fishing.
MrFireman174: so when u r around worms you get "turned on"
MrFireman174: thats what im getting
Baiting Rocks: No, when I'm putting them onto the hook, I get turned on.
Baiting Rocks: What turns you on, sailor?
MrFireman174: im not a sailor
MrFireman174: pig tails
Baiting Rocks: How did you know my hair was in pig tails?!
MrFireman174: how did you know i liked pig tails
Baiting Rocks: I heard firefighters have a hose fetish, so pig tails is like having two firehoses off the back of my head to grab onto while you're fucking me in the ass or from behind.
MrFireman174: something like that
MrFireman174: you been fucked before
Baiting Rocks: Yeah, a couple times. It was great, so I want to do it again.
Baiting Rocks: What fire department do you work for?
MrFireman174: with who
MrFireman174: why?
Baiting Rocks: Just wondering.
With my boyfriend.MrFireman174: how old is he
MrFireman174: 28
Baiting Rocks: No, he's only 22. Not like you.
MrFireman174: and u r 12
MrFireman174: right
Baiting Rocks: *nod*
Baiting Rocks: What? Mom says I look really old for my age. She says I look 17.
MrFireman174: i want to see
MrFireman174: show me
Baiting Rocks: I don't have any pics on-line.
I'm sorry. I can describe myself, though, if that helps. MrFireman174: tell me
MrFireman174: im curious
Baiting Rocks: Well, I'm 5'4", I'm slim cuz I swim, I have big, farm-girl blue eyes (my daddy says that - he's from the midwest), and light brown hair.
MrFireman174: and you like to gett slammed by the tube steak
Baiting Rocks: Hehe - not exactly the way I like to put it, but yeah.
MrFireman174: so how do you like to put it
MrFireman174: u sound like a bad little girl
Baiting Rocks: I like to make love. Or sometimes I call it baiting, but that's only with my boyfriend.
Baiting Rocks: I am.
You wanna see how bad I am?MrFireman174: sure
Baiting Rocks: Well, how should we start, sexy?
MrFireman174: its your move u show me
Baiting Rocks: Let's be in a fishing boat, K?
Baiting Rocks: Out on the ocean.
Baiting Rocks: I love the ocean.
MrFireman174: i like boats
Baiting Rocks: Yeah, me, too. Pretend we're both fishing for swordfish.
MrFireman174: ok
MrFireman174: then what
Baiting Rocks: Well, cast your line out into the sea and you'll see.
MrFireman174: what
MrFireman174: tell me
Baiting Rocks: You aren't going to play back? That's half the fun.
MrFireman174: oh
MrFireman174: i thought that u were going to show me how bad u could be
Baiting Rocks: I am, but half the fun of being bad is having someone else be bad back at me.
It wouldn't be much fun if I just laid there,
right?MrFireman174: right
MrFireman174: start again
Baiting Rocks: Ok, so we're on a boat out on the ocean, a few miles from shore.
MrFireman174: and then i cast my line out and see something
Baiting Rocks: I'm wearing a french-cut bikini that shows alot of my breasts. They're C cups.
MrFireman174: ohhhh la la
Baiting Rocks: Do you like my breasts?
MrFireman174: they r perfect
MrFireman174: i am having trouble looking you in the eyes
Baiting Rocks: Thanks. *I shake them at you*
MrFireman174: your beauty is so stunning
MrFireman174: i want to reach out and grab them
MrFireman174: but wait for you to make the first move
Baiting Rocks: I set down my fishing pole into the guard that holds it off the back of the boat, so it still trolls for swordfish. Then I untie my bikini top, splashing sunlight onto my pert, hard nipples.
Baiting Rocks: I cup my high breasts in my hands, rolling the nipples around in my fingers, and looking at you through my eyelashes, rolling my tongue slowly on my lips.
MrFireman174: your beautiful blue eyes sparkle as you look me up and down
Baiting Rocks: (Um, you do something - don't tell me what I'm doing.
)MrFireman174: as i move closer i sence excitement building beneath nme
MrFireman174: me
MrFireman174: i reach towards you and long to hold you and kiss you
MrFireman174: slowly softly
Baiting Rocks: I move closer to you, mashing my full breasts into your chest, and pouting my lips at you for a kiss.
MrFireman174: as we slowly feel for one another i grab you from the waist and pull you towards me
MrFireman174: pressing closer and closer
Baiting Rocks: I slide my hands down to the waistband of your swimming trunks and run my finger along the elastic.
MrFireman174: the tie falls completely apart in anticipation of your touch
MrFireman174: waiting longing for your touch
Baiting Rocks: LOOK! We got a bite!
MrFireman174: grab your pole
Baiting Rocks: I run over to my fishing pole and start reeling like a madman, fighting with a whopper of a swordfish!
Baiting Rocks: Come help me! Grab onto my breasts and help me pull.
MrFireman174: i walk up behind you and grab you for leverage
MrFireman174: yor breasts are full of my hands and my pelvis is digging into you r backside
Baiting Rocks: After ten minutes of fighting, the swordfish comes leaping out of the water and onto the deck with a splash.
MrFireman174: we fall back in utter exhaustion
Baiting Rocks: The swordfish flops around in its death throes and I lay on your chest in exhaustion.
MrFireman174: i look up and gaze deeply into your eyes
MrFireman174: knowing i want you i roll on top of you and start to kiss you slowly
Baiting Rocks: I rip off your swimtrunks in my withering self-control and anticipation of hot sex.
MrFireman174: deeply
MrFireman174: i plunge my manhood into you with one easy thrust
Baiting Rocks: OUCH!
MrFireman174: what?
Baiting Rocks: You have to take off my bikini bottoms first.
MrFireman174: sorry
MrFireman174: i do that first
Baiting Rocks: Then, you should lick it to get it really wet before you fuck me.
MrFireman174: oh
MrFireman174: i fucked that all up huh
Baiting Rocks: S'alright - you got excited. So did I.
MrFireman174: man
MrFireman174: im sorry
Baiting Rocks: No problem - don't worry about it. Just keep on doing it.
Baiting Rocks: You're totally making me wet over here.
MrFireman174: well, if you r really 12 i need to find you in 6 yrs
Baiting Rocks: Definitely. But for now, let's stick to this - I'm getting close to orgasm.
Baiting Rocks: In real life.
MrFireman174: is it hot and wet
Baiting Rocks: Extremely, in both cases.
MrFireman174: really really hot
MrFireman174: what you mean both cases
Baiting Rocks: Extremely hot and extremely wet.
Baiting Rocks: Hang on - I take the fishing hook out of the swordfish's mouth and put in on the railing.
Baiting Rocks: Then I put the now-dead swordfish into the ice cooler in the cabin.
Baiting Rocks: Ok, I'm back - ready?
MrFireman174: as you lean over i grab your pig tails and enter you from behind
MrFireman174: go
Baiting Rocks: Um, .. you're not going to eat me out?
Baiting Rocks: *I look hurt*
MrFireman174: later this is just round one
Baiting Rocks: Alright then...
MrFireman174: *feel better*
Baiting Rocks: Ok, well, I've got a dick in me from behind. Are you going to thrust or what?
Baiting Rocks: (Gotta say stuff
)MrFireman174: have been
MrFireman174: you r screaming with pleasure
Baiting Rocks: Um, ... sure am.
MrFireman174: and im getting ready to please you with an eruption of satisfaction
Baiting Rocks: Ok, I turn around now, popping your penis out of my love box before you can cum.
MrFireman174: i thrust harder and faster
MrFireman174: damn
Baiting Rocks: I turn around and start stroking your penis with one hand.
MrFireman174: it feels so good
MrFireman174: im ready to come now!
Baiting Rocks: The other hand you can't see what it's doing, but you see my arm moving.
MrFireman174: NOW!
Baiting Rocks: BUT WAIT!
MrFireman174: NOW!
Baiting Rocks: Are you cumming on your keyboard or in your hand?
MrFireman174: PLEASE NOW!!!
MrFireman174: neither
MrFireman174: why
MrFireman174: hurry
Baiting Rocks: Ok, ... I take my paring knife and slice your penis off at the base. Then I thread your penis onto my fishing hook and cast the bait back into the ocean. After not five seconds, I get a massive bite and am nearly pulled into the water. A moment later, a huge sperm whale breaches not fifteen feet off our port bow with the hook obviously sunk deep into its baleen.
Baiting Rocks: Somehow appropriate isn't it? A sperm whale?
Baiting Rocks: Mmmm....I am SO wet now...threading your penis onto that hook got me so hot.
MrFireman174: ha ha
MrFireman174: that was a good one
Baiting Rocks: Now, SCREAM MY NAME IN ECSTASY, BABY!
Baiting Rocks: SCREAM IT!
MrFireman174: WHAT IS IT!?
Baiting Rocks: Um, ... use my screen name - and put a space between the obvious words.
Baiting Rocks: SCREAM IT!
MrFireman174: BAITING ROCKS!!!!!!!
MrFireman174: BAITING ROCKS!!!!!!!!
Baiting Rocks: Yes it fucking does! Now say it with feeling!
MrFireman174: Baiting Rocks
Baiting Rocks: Stand up, go to your window, and shout it for all your fireman buddies!
MrFireman174: brb
Baiting Rocks: No, the first two times were closer - like that, but use expletives if you want.
MrFireman174: k im back
MrFireman174: u there
Baiting Rocks: Kick ass - I reeled the sperm whale in. I named him Moby. Kinda fitting since he swallowed your Dick, huh? Moby Dick.
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