MiniMeStu: ?
MiniMeStu: u?
Doug Stanhope: What can I do for you?
MiniMeStu: anything u want too
Doug Stanhope: Or *to* you?
Doug Stanhope: Are you a midget?
MiniMeStu: lol
MiniMeStu: no sorry
MiniMeStu: u?
Doug Stanhope: I love little guys with little dicks.
MiniMeStu: well i got a big dick if u want
MiniMeStu: u there
Doug Stanhope: I like em small because I like it in the ass. Big ones hurt too much.
Doug Stanhope: I looove having my bum fucked.
MiniMeStu: oh
MiniMeStu: what r u wearing?
Doug Stanhope: A red fez and an umpires chest plate. Nothing else.
MiniMeStu: ok
Doug Stanhope: What are you wearing?
MiniMeStu: boxers and a cowboy hat
Doug Stanhope: Nice. Are you a cowboy from Texas?
MiniMeStu: florida
Doug Stanhope: Great. Do you like anal?
MiniMeStu: not really
Doug Stanhope: Why do you have that SN?
MiniMeStu: i like austin powers
Doug Stanhope: Wow, that's kinda gay, isn't it?
Doug Stanhope: No offense.
MiniMeStu: ummm no
MiniMeStu: r u really a girl?
Doug Stanhope: Of course!!!
Doug Stanhope: Why?
Doug Stanhope: You goofy fuck!
MiniMeStu: because im really horny
Doug Stanhope: Me too! I was waiting for you to start!
Doug Stanhope: It's the mans job1
MiniMeStu: what r u really wearing?
Doug Stanhope: I was serious about the fez and chest plate. I was goofing around in my brothers closet.
MiniMeStu: really
Doug Stanhope: Ya, no one is home til 8 o'clock so I goof off.
MiniMeStu: ok
MiniMeStu: sounds good
Doug Stanhope: Yesterday I put on my Dad's suit and fingered myself while I sat in the car in the driveway.
MiniMeStu: hey im going to gra another beer so hold on
MiniMeStu: really?
Doug Stanhope: Ok, but if someone else comes to cyber I'm leaving.
Doug Stanhope: Yes, really.
MiniMeStu: hold on for 1 min baby
MiniMeStu: trust me
MiniMeStu: we will have fun together
Doug Stanhope: My mom has a vibrator but it's the old-fashoined kind with the ridges and it sux.
Doug Stanhope: I wanna get one but I don't know where I'd hide it. My Mom goes through all my stuff.
Doug Stanhope: What a cunt.
Doug Stanhope: She is paralyzed from the waist down and I don't even know why she has a vibrator.
Doug Stanhope: When she first got out of the hospital I had to wash her in the tub. Her pussy look like a dead animal.
MiniMeStu: ok im back
MiniMeStu: how is your pussy baby>?
Doug Stanhope: It's all gummy from the medicine.
MiniMeStu: what medicine?
Doug Stanhope: Like an elderly womans toothless mouth.
Doug Stanhope: I had a bad infection.
MiniMeStu: oh
MiniMeStu: but your still horny?
Doug Stanhope: Heck ya!
MiniMeStu: well lets get naked
Doug Stanhope: Pull out your cock and lets get to work!
Doug Stanhope: What size is your ass?
MiniMeStu: sounds like a plan
MiniMeStu: i dunno why
Doug Stanhope: Like how big a cock can you get in it?
Doug Stanhope: If you had to, I mean.
MiniMeStu: my cock is 7 inches
Doug Stanhope: Can you take that much in your fanny?
MiniMeStu: and every inch wants to be in your pussy
MiniMeStu: i kiss your sweet red lips as my hands go under your umpire chest to feel your nice tits
Doug Stanhope: Mmmmm.
MiniMeStu: how big r they baby?
Doug Stanhope: I reach down and pull out your cock from your panties.
Doug Stanhope: They are REAL big.
MiniMeStu: mmmmmmm
Doug Stanhope: 36 c.
MiniMeStu: nice
Doug Stanhope: I take your cock out. It's all sweaty and I smell my hand.
MiniMeStu: mmmmmmmmm
Doug Stanhope: It smells manly, like old socks or garbage.
MiniMeStu: lol
Doug Stanhope: (Smell is important to me)
Doug Stanhope: I pull your bag into my mouth.
MiniMeStu: taste my smell baby
Doug Stanhope: It's hangy with a veneer of sauce.
MiniMeStu: i pull yout hair back as u lick my cock
Doug Stanhope: My pussy is raining pus on the sheets from excitement.
Doug Stanhope: It's frothing at he mouth like a washing machine with too much soap in it.
MiniMeStu: ohhhhhhh
MiniMeStu: whats your pussy look like baby?
Doug Stanhope: Like a stab wound in a baby.
MiniMeStu: ok
Doug Stanhope: Whats your cock look like?
MiniMeStu: big and hairy and its gettin very hard baby
Doug Stanhope: Mmmmm.
MiniMeStu: i get on ym knees and start to lick your wett pusyy
MiniMeStu: r u hairy, shaved, or trimmed?
Doug Stanhope: It weeps fluids of some kind.
Doug Stanhope: Trimmed.
MiniMeStu: rubbing my tounge thru your trimmed pussy hairs
MiniMeStu: do u have a pic?
Doug Stanhope: No.
MiniMeStu: thats ok
Doug Stanhope: Hold on, my Mom is here.
Doug Stanhope: 2 minutes
MiniMeStu: really
MiniMeStu: hurry baby
Doug Stanhope: Ok, I'm back.
Doug Stanhope: Where were we?
MiniMeStu: u sure
MiniMeStu: u tell me
Doug Stanhope: Push me face down on the bed and spread open my ass cheeks.
MiniMeStu: putting my cock in your ass as i reach around to finger your wet pussy
Doug Stanhope: The wafts of ass-reek mushroom up like a vapor machine.
MiniMeStu: ?
Doug Stanhope: You tell me it reminds you of a vending machine operator you fucked in a bath house in Klamath Falls Oregon some years back.
Doug Stanhope: My pussy quivers for you.
MiniMeStu: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
MiniMeStu: ramming your hot tight ass as i feinger fuck your pussyy harder
Doug Stanhope: I feel a stirring inside me as you rape my butt-parts.
Doug Stanhope: You pull out to see how wide you've dialated my anus.
MiniMeStu: my balls are slaooing against your pussy as i fuck your ass
Doug Stanhope: Carpenter ants spill from the wreckage of my ass by the thousands, making the bed a sea of writhing black.
MiniMeStu: now i want to dialate your pussy
Doug Stanhope: My pussy starts to speak to you with wilted lips.
Doug Stanhope: "Hello" it says like a parrot.
MiniMeStu: i suck your wilted lips and put my tounge inside you
Doug Stanhope: "Oh, now you can't be rude to our new friend, Mr Pussy" I say.
MiniMeStu: sucking your wet pussy hard and licking
Doug Stanhope: "This queer couldn't eat pussy if he were on death row and it was his last mea!" says my pussy, me throwing my voice.
Doug Stanhope: ( I always wanted to be a ventriloquist)
MiniMeStu: lol
MiniMeStu: pullling your clit out with my fingers
Doug Stanhope: My clit falls off in your hand. You realize its a novelty clit and it squirts water in your eye.
MiniMeStu: bye
Doug Stanhope: Wait!
MiniMeStu: ?
Doug Stanhope: I was just playing out a fantasy that I always wanted.
Doug Stanhope: Being an old Vaudevillian.
MiniMeStu: make me cum abby/
MiniMeStu: babby
Doug Stanhope: But we can do it regular if you like.
Doug Stanhope: Ok.
Doug Stanhope: What do you want me to do?
MiniMeStu: what ever u want baby
Doug Stanhope: Ok, do you mind being tied up?
MiniMeStu: i just want to cum all over the place
Doug Stanhope: Ok, I have nailed you Christ-like to a wall, only backwards. I smear your ass with nut-butter a pry apart your cheeks with a speculum.
MiniMeStu: ok
Doug Stanhope: My cock is hard like a tongue-twister and my balls are full with diseased semen.
Doug Stanhope: I take a running start...
Doug Stanhope: and fly thru the air, landing hard in your colon.
Doug Stanhope: The ants get wind of the nut-butter and creep towards you.
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