Doug Stanhope: Well aren't you a smooth talker
Lover4U73: HELLOOOOOOoo
Lover4U73: THANXXX
Lover4U73: Welcome to my SWeeet Love VAlley
Lover4U73: Hows u N life
Doug Stanhope: Wow, you make me feel all beautiful and sexy.
Doug Stanhope: Like Barry White.
Doug Stanhope: Are you a big fat negro?
Lover4U73: its my pleasure Honey
Lover4U73: I have blak shiny hair, blak hazel eyes strong sexy looking built with 6.2 height and more.......... wat about U
Lover4U73: nooooo honey
Lover4U73: im not Negro but im strong
Doug Stanhope: I look like George Plimpton with a palsied hand.
Lover4U73: Hey why u r so slow in reply
Lover4U73: im just chillin with u here
Doug Stanhope: It's the palsied hand. Hard to type.
Lover4U73: I would love if u tell me about u like me
Lover4U73: I wanna imagine right here with me
Doug Stanhope: Where are you from? You sound so exotic!
Doug Stanhope: It's making me horny!
Lover4U73: Im from Dublin Ireland Sweet MADAM
Lover4U73: pls tell me about ur hair
Lover4U73: eyes
Lover4U73: height
Lover4U73: Bra
Lover4U73: waist
Lover4U73: and wahtever is sweet to know for me
Doug Stanhope: My hair all came out with the Chemotherapy.
Doug Stanhope: My wig is Auburn and curly.
Lover4U73: and....
Doug Stanhope: My eyes are hazel and the wandery one is milky.
Lover4U73: koooooooooool
Doug Stanhope: I am also 6' 2"...
Lover4U73: sweeeeet
Lover4U73: Ideal.....
Doug Stanhope: Waist is 24 inches. Thats without accounting for the bag.
Lover4U73: and......
Doug Stanhope: How big is your sweet sweet cock?
Lover4U73: hey urs bra still remaining then u will ask me
Lover4U73: Bra?
Doug Stanhope: Oh...
Doug Stanhope: My tits are long and sloppy- like tube socks full of vomit .
Doug Stanhope: Thats from all the children.
Doug Stanhope: I have three.
Doug Stanhope: And 6 abortions.
Lover4U73:
and size honeyLover4U73: size of ur bra lol
Doug Stanhope: Please tell me you have a little cock.
Doug Stanhope: I like little cocks.
Doug Stanhope: The smaller the better.
Lover4U73: hey u have threee BOOOOOOBS
Lover4U73: I have very strong like bullet 7 inch long cock my baby
Doug Stanhope: What?
Lover4U73: hey tell me size of ur bra lol
Doug Stanhope: Three boobs? What the fuck is that? Are you insulting me because of my disabilities?
Lover4U73: HELLOOOOOOOO
Doug Stanhope: I have struggled long and hard to overcome my physical handicaps and i'll be dipped in a bucket of shit if I'm gonna sit here and take guff off of you.
Doug Stanhope: Now take out your little cock.
Doug Stanhope: Hello?
Lover4U73: Sorry im back honey
Lover4U73: hey whats size if ur bra lol
Doug Stanhope: I don't wear one.
Lover4U73: then lol
Doug Stanhope: I have a fantasy!
Lover4U73: how big they r so that i can imagine
Lover4U73: take me with u in ur fantasy
Lover4U73: im alone at home
Lover4U73: hey whats wu wearing right now
Doug Stanhope: I want to fuck you in the ass while you piss on the Koran!
Doug Stanhope: There's is nothing dirtier than Muslims!
Lover4U73: really
Lover4U73: how u found that
Doug Stanhope: Lets shit on the image of Muhammed while we jack off!
Doug Stanhope: K?
Lover4U73: hey fuck up
Lover4U73: just talk to me about me and u
Lover4U73: nothing else ok
Lover4U73: if u wanna chat
Lover4U73: dont piss me
Doug Stanhope: I'll put my cock in your ass while you call me Allah!
Doug Stanhope: Fuck Allah!
Lover4U73: Fuck U Bitch
Lover4U73: Fuck off
Doug Stanhope: The Koran is for faggots!
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